Pre-Med Haiku

Waiting and waiting?
I think I?m gonna lose it!
No letter today?

The feeling of hope
that arrives with each new day
oh the sad letdown

Here I sit and wait,
hand on mouse, eyes on mailslot.
Acceptance NOW...please?

You barely know me.
Can you please write me a great
Recommendation?

I don't understand
Where's my interview email?
I'm better than them.

Treg

29 MCAT?
3.55 GPA?
Thanks for coming out.

Sept. almost over.
I am a lazy choochbag.
B.R.B football.

mailbox overflows
frantic searching for invite
shredded junk mail tossed

Hey Sohum.Desai
Haikus only on this thread
Then he might reply



Treg

I so dread Sunday
A pointless day of waiting
for new hope and mail

Interview friday
Dress, pants, suit, skirt, blouse, heels, flats?
Big obsessive mess

la la la la la
la la la la la la la
la la la la la

this time serious
I hate this stupid process
it really sucks dude

Medikit said:

this time serious
I hate this stupid process
it really sucks dude

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Awww...so beautiful. It brings a tear to my eye.

Checking my e-mail.
Where's my interview invite?
Hit refresh again.

how years have gone by
my sheer determination
now a med student

Anxiously waiting
My inbox is still empty
Why Why Why Why Why?!?

gotigers said:

29 MCAT?
3.55 GPA?
Thanks for coming out.

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hahahaha....me likey

thank you for the praise
nice to laugh during these days...
hair is falling out

gotigers said:

29 MCAT?
3.55 GPA?
Thanks for coming out.

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brilliant!

Here's mine:

many applications
next worse than the last, the end?
hurricane ivan

Fly to a new state
Stay in a weird hotel room
Oops! Wrote down wrong date!

UCLAstudent said:

Checking my e-mail.
Where's my interview invite?
Hit refresh again.

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u guys are hilarious

Stress about my grades,
Stress about volunteering,
Soon I will be bald.

I'd like to drink beer
Like other college students,
But I read my notes.

I saw a long road,
But I didn't know it was
Packed like chromosomes.

Stress about my grades,
Stress about volunteering,
Soon I will be bald.

I'd like to drink beer
Like other college students,
But I read my notes.

I saw a long road,
But I didn't know it was
Packed like chromosomes.

nice epic haiku! spin this one in your centrifuge--

my first orgo test!!!!!
i got a twenty-seven?
at least it was curved

second orgo test!!
i got a thirty-seven?
with curve...it's a D.

third orgo test...
i got a...what's this? "SEE ME..."
too late for B-school?

Stress about my grades,
Stress about volunteering,
Soon I will be bald.

I'd like to drink beer
Like other college students,
But I read my notes.

I saw a long road,
But I didn't know it was
Packed like chromosomes.

nice epic haiku! spin this one in your centrifuge--

my first orgo test!!!!!
i got a twenty-seven?
at least it was curved

second orgo test!!
i got a thirty-seven?
with curve...it's a D.

third orgo test...
i got a...what's this? "SEE ME..."
too late for B-school?

adding to the epic...

orgo was not bad
today i learned its value
chirality's cool.

must research vaccines
benefit people they will
stopping t1d.

tired of research
quit the other day i did
future reveals truth.

Stress about my grades,
Stress about volunteering,
Soon I will be bald.

I'd like to drink beer
Like other college students,
But I read my notes.

I saw a long road,
But I didn't know it was
Packed like chromosomes.

nice epic haiku! spin this one in your centrifuge--

my first orgo test!!!!!
i got a twenty-seven?
at least it was curved

second orgo test!!
i got a thirty-seven?
with curve...it's a D.

third orgo test...
i got a...what's this? "SEE ME..."
too late for B-school?

adding to the epic...

orgo was not bad
today i learned its value
chirality's cool.

must research vaccines
benefit people they will
stopping t1d.

tired of research
quit the other day i did
future reveals truth

Oh please accept me
I have such personality
despite my many B's.

seven thirty chem
early in a front row seat
I'm now a gunner

AMCAS second app
Interview I wait and wait
Dreaming of med school

Mister postman sir
Empty handed once again
Change will come I hope

Immunology
It is such a crazy class
Make more lymphocytes

Interview hooray!
But each one is not enough
Find self wanting more

Nothing yet for me
my broken heart now dying
twenty four days left

waiting is too much
worried about this fall term
exams all next week

pfffftt ppfft squish pop squish
pop pop pop squish pffft pop squeak
pop squeak KABOOM....................i farted

Fifty dollars, please.
GPA below 3.6?
In the trash you go.

Drop four hundred bucks.
Put on best suit. Interview.
Rejection letter.

need to start them soon
secondaries still empty
deadlines runshing fast

trying to study
want to tackle them before
time begins to fray

Conservative dress
for the interviewer's sake
nipple ring i hide

My career, my life
I love you with all my heart
Future physician

always neurotic
please oh most blessed St. Jude
med school miracle

I'm sick of this game.
Too much money, too much stress.
Podiatry, please.

Are you kidding me?
Enough bull**** already
Am I in or not???


Go SDN!!!

I thought I was cool
trying to defeat others at school
till someone addressed me "hey-fool"

priyanka said:

I thought I was cool
trying to defeat others at school
till someone addressed me "hey-fool"

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A few too many syllables, eh? But it was still funny. The pattern is five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables.

UCLAstudent said:

A few too many syllables, eh? But it was still funny. The pattern is five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables.

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thats one more time
fooled coz I thought I was cool
ahem, yet again?

Don't fret, priyanka.
I think you are very cool
Despite your haiku.

B+ in Physics
Didn't see that one coming
My balls really hurt