SDN Haiku Contest! 5-7-5

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quite creative students here
I want to hear more

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The Refresh Button
Secondaries done
Now, all that I do is check
My status pages.​
 
The Loser

I fail. I get up.
If I fail at this process,
I get up again.
 
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how's my freshman schedule look?
I should have started
when I was still in diapers.

(note 7-5-7 versus 5-7-5 of other entries, ahem)
 
and now 5-7-5
*curtsy*


interviews scare me;
one small fart in the silence
destroys my chances


I'll be here all week, thankyewverymuch.
 
The days are so long
My Kingdom for an invite
What shirt shall I wear?
 
$hit! Just lost about
Two paragraphs of work from
a secondary.:scared:
 
In honor of my b-school (and some pre-med) peeps



The Cynic



Medicine is good
but Money Money Money
is that much better


 
Adcoms all went home.
Can't stop refreshing gmail.
Maybe one works late?
 
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Professor Slacker

two weeks overdue
i know you're busy but geez
i need this letter
 
And come to me oh
Protein evolution, and
Catch the last photon.
 
still in the damn lab
yeah, some people work this late
you'd say i'm insane
 
a low G P A
a not so high MCAT score
do i have a chance
 
Applications cost
Far more money than I have
Credit card debt looms​
 
MCAT scores still out
Still waiting for LORs
When will it all end?

Applications suck
ADCOMS need fifty letters
I dont have five profs

Waiting is so hard
If this is just beginning
I'll be dead in May

Study, MCAT, wait
There's pre-reqs in the meantime
Write, pay, send repeat
 
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Want an interview!
But Jolie South took them all
I could be her nurse!

:smuggrin: :D
 
Overall is low
I don't want to reapply
Adcom, mow your lawn?
 
am I friggin nuts?
med school with a wife and kid
hope they let me sleep​
 
I have a BILLION
secondaries left to do
what was I thinking?!?




Oh and by the way
Thanks for resurrecting thread
You gotta love haikus
 
i wanna go home
wait, wait i'm already there
well, why can't i sleep


this process is long
the longest i've ever seen
oh, is it worth it


we are full of hope
some of us are full of ****
we want the same thing


i really like tea
i put cardamom in mine
you can have a sip
 
bumping up this thread
need something to read as I
wait for an invite
 
Friend keep pushing on.
Can not give up hope, so close.
Keep on keeping on.
 
OMT For Me
Turn Over Let Me Crack Your Back
Osteopathic
 
It's September 1st
Submitted AMCAS
ScReWeD
 
How will I make it?

SDN makes me feel dumb

Am I just a bum?


Wow, that was so impressive. lol I better change my major to poetry. :rolleyes:
 
My Productivity

Productivity
on Secondaries Lingers
Like a Log Curve in

The Stationary
Phase or the Death Phase for germs
Will This ever Cease​
 
I have ADD

Attention Deficit Dis-

Wanna play dodgeball?
 
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oh, the irony
i do miss a woman's touch
please share dating tips

do whatever works
don't forget the "doctor" thing
hey, that was easy

seriously though
married life is fantastic
help me through school? Yes. :thumbup:
 
One more letter left
One more secondary app
Eight more days to wait

Dont know.. is it me
Or is it adcoms hatin'
I'm ready for love

Four secondaries
Three headshots and two MCATs
One chance at the dream
 
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The title was fixed!
A haiku is 5-7-5
Now, less confusion.
 
another day and
it's all i think about.
i want my life back.
 
It's late Friday night
Resurrecting threads is fun
Any new haikus?
 
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