I share many of the complains and complements...
Hmm...
ie colectomies, gastrectomies, thoractomies, nissans, ... )
I will now share with you a quote from my upcoming book,
A Fly in the Hand: True, Uncensored Military Medical Quotes, copyright (C) 2006, R. Carlton Jones, M.D., All Rights Reserved:
"RCJ: Definition: The All New, 2006 Lap Nissen Maxima-- a guaranteed, three-surgery double round-trip to and from the ICU, when inexperienced surgeons commit what they write on the charts as "Nissans" on the persons of poor patients, with resultant esophageal strangulation, unrecognized stomach perforations, uncontrolled post-op bleeding, or other disasters that might have been prevented with adequate adult surgical supervision."
Count the round trips to figure out what happens to the patient, in the end.
Are you a board-certified thoracic surgeon? Did your thoractotomies go well? Do you think that the fact your patients survived means that you did the right thing?
Here's another copyrighted quote:
"I always tell my 5 year old, when he asks why he has to wear his bicycle helmet, when the other kids in the neighborhood don't: Just because you ride around without your helmet and haven't yet fallen and hurt your head, doesn't mean that you are doing a safe thing."
--Anesthesiologist former colleague at Travis, re: surgeons' willingness to live life on the edge, beyond their level of either training or credentialling, just because the military system lets them get away with same.
(and about 30 or these are plastics ie abdominoplasties...)
Are you board-certifed in plastic surgery? Do you feel competent to do C-sections as well? I get the impression that you are a general surgeon. Why do you feel competent to do abdominoplasties? I work with experienced plastic surgeons in the civilian world (one of whom is a retired O-6); none of them would come to your defense as an expert witness if you suffered a bad patient outcome.
This reminds me of the butcher who was the ranking general surgeon while I was deployed at Incirlik; he got in huge medicolegal trouble for committing breast reductions on young women in Turkey without formal training in plastics. When their nipples turned black and fell off, they were not happy. Sadly for him, he chose to operate on at least one dependent wife, from what I heard...he forgot the bit about the Feres doctrine only applying to active duty. D'oh!
His karma obviously ran over his dogma. Consider my words well, grasshopper.
--
R. Carlton Jones, M.D.
Ex-LtCol, USAF, MC
http://www.medicalcorpse.com
Survivor of at least 3 "Lap Nissen Maximas" at Travis, two of which led to young NCOs getting trachs; see:
http://www.medicalcorpse.com/MII Travis Oct 98.ppt for details on one; read especially the section on surgeon experience and privileging, from which I quote:
"Finding #4: Privileging problems
Assumption that if a surgeon recently completed a residency program that he was competent in advanced laparoscopic procedures.
--No objective criteria
Impact:
Surgical inexperience almost certainly prolonged the case and led to greater than normal blood loss and fluid requirements. This would have compounded airway problems associated with OSA
Recommendations:
Applicants for privileges should at least have their residency case logs available to the person responsible for credentialling.
This information should be used to look at experience in types of operations rather than specific procedures."