Official MCAT Haiku Thread

vicinihil · Jun 29, 2007

Since the test has gone to CBT and i'm ALWAYS on the computer, I feel like SDn is my new homepage hitting reload every couple of seconds so here's to more wasting time!

MCAT really suck
SDN Still Keeps me sane
I am retaking

QofQuimica · Jun 29, 2007

Super idea.
This is now the Official
MCAT Haiku Thread.

For those of you not familiar with haikus, they are short, three-line poems that normally describe things in nature. The first line is always five syllables, the second is seven syllables, and the third is five syllables again. Haikus generally do not rhyme, but you're welcome to try to make yours rhyme if you like. We had a haiku thread in pre-allo for a while, but now we'll have our own in MCAT. Happy haiku-ing. 🙂

Nikki2002 · Jun 29, 2007

oh mcat so rude
you ruin all of my fun dude
i will eat pudding

vicinihil · Jun 29, 2007

TPR EK
All about mcats and more
All we do is buy

sexyman · Jun 29, 2007

Oh the misery
Of taking this awful test
Let it be over

Kthanksbye · Jun 30, 2007

V = IR
PV = nRT
F = mg

EECStoMed · Jun 30, 2007

That one doesn't work.

Kthanksbye said:
V = IR
PV = nRT
F = mg

Foghorn · Jun 30, 2007

Meh, mine's generic.

physical science
a break followed by verbal
writing, then bio

***********************
elevens across
the board would be consistent
writing, could care less

voirlesetoiles · Jun 30, 2007

Hm... 5 7 5, watch me count my syllables wrong haha

Time is running out
I'll just study day and night
No time for a life.

Funky · Jun 30, 2007

We are such big nerds
Just a break from science jokes
Now back to EK

pingouin · Jun 30, 2007

retaking next month
crap, there goes my vacation
back to the books now

Kthanksbye · Jun 30, 2007

Thermodynamics
Archimedes Principal
Ideal Gas Law

Kthanksbye · Jun 30, 2007

Einstein liked photons
Tesla Electricity
Newton was an arse

scotties123 · Jun 30, 2007

I like wasting time
it lets me escape mcat
by posting all day

MedGrl@2022 · Jun 30, 2007

Nikki2002 said:
oh mcat so rude
you ruin all of my fun dude
i will eat pudding

love this one 🙂

MedGrl@2022 · Jun 30, 2007

voirlesetoiles said:
Hm... 5 7 5, watch me count my syllables wrong haha

Time is running out
I'll just study day and night
No time for a life.

is that avatar your picture?

voirlesetoiles · Jun 30, 2007

tinylilron said:
is that avatar your picture?

No, it's a picture of Christina Ricci. Probably an obscure one, I like it a lot 🙂

vicinihil · Jun 30, 2007

Oh my SDN
where would I be without thee
probably studying

Jakofclubs · Aug 23, 2007

scores will come today
hate waiting but no doctors
without some patience

:banana:

pingouin · Sep 30, 2007

I'm bumping this thread
Channel creativity
As you wait for scores

FloridaSun · Sep 30, 2007

vicinihil said:
Oh my SDN
where would I be without thee
probably studying

haha...great, props to this one.

jbcook · Sep 30, 2007

EECStoMed said:
That one doesn't work.

What's wrong with it? It follows the rules.

Maybe this helps:
V equals IR
PV equals nRT
F equals mg

Kthanksbye, I thought it was pretty clever.

mohi · Oct 11, 2007

Jakofclubs said:
scores will come today
hate waiting but no doctors
without some patience

hilllarious :laugh:

169817 · Oct 22, 2007

premeds arent poets
we can hardly count our change
syllables are worse

ChubbyChaser · Oct 22, 2007

MCAT is not cool
I want to drop out of school
i like banannas

Sir Buckethead · Dec 6, 2007

diagnostic done
got a solid 17
time for crying now

Vihsadas · Dec 6, 2007

Sir Buckethead said:
diagnostic done
got a solid 17
time for crying now

Don't fret about it
Diagnostic meaningless
Lots of time to pwn

kronickm · Dec 6, 2007

registration day here
now I finally know when
the mcat gets owned

Begaster · Dec 6, 2007

Yay for the MCAT
Instructing puts me through school
Princeton pays the bills

Nookular · Dec 6, 2007

We think MCAT sucks,
just wait for your Step 1 test,
it will get much worse.

CultureDoc · Dec 7, 2007

From 28 to
30; to retake or not
that is the question

CultureDoc · Dec 7, 2007

My verbal: 13
PS: 8; BS is 9
Unbalanced I am

CultureDoc · Dec 7, 2007

Golly these are fun
I while away my time
Writing much drivel

CultureDoc · Dec 7, 2007

pingouin said:
retaking next month
crap, there goes my vacation
back to the books now

You aren't really retaking are you? Because you're IN!!!!!!!

A haiku about this:

Acceptance in hand 👍
No more MCAT woes for you 😛
I would trade places 😀

pingouin · Dec 7, 2007

CultureDoc said:
You aren't really retaking are you? Because you're IN!!!!!!!

A haiku about this:

Acceptance in hand 👍
No more MCAT woes for you 😛
I would trade places 😀

thanks for the support
I wrote that haiku in June
no retakes EVAR 😀

lieberarzt · Dec 8, 2007

Was high on morphine
For September seventh test. 😱
Will take in April! :idea:

olemissbabydoc · Dec 8, 2007

The first one was bad
Second, strangely worse verbal
Third time is a charm

sirius08 · Apr 16, 2008

after four months, there's
nothing more i can do. oh
mcat, bring it on.

olemissbabydoc · Apr 16, 2008

Can study no more
I think I know everything
oh wait, maybe not

That was just a joke
I may know nothing or less
Friday we will see

pingouin · Apr 16, 2008

good job, sirius
on resurrecting this thread
who else wants to play?

wannabedocta · Apr 17, 2008

oh god two more days
until i get my life back
i hope i don't fail :scared:

olemissbabydoc · Apr 17, 2008

the morning will tell
did studying pay off big?
or waste all my time?

I want it over
big party coming after
I won't remember

sirius08 · Apr 17, 2008

twas the night before
mcat, and yes, we all still
believe in santa

olemissbabydoc · Apr 17, 2008

sirius is right
santa will make it okay
bring acceptances!!

QofQuimica · Apr 17, 2008

Halfway through med school,
I look back at the MCAT
As if through a fog.

Classes are ending.
Now a new challenge awaits:
I must take Step 1.

olemissbabydoc · Apr 18, 2008

rockets and magnets
verbal weird, lots about genes
thank god its over

sleep can now take me
the books will be boxed and taped
thirty days to wait!

sirius08 · Apr 18, 2008

mcat is over
big pile of books can move
out of sight for now

Jengerale · Apr 19, 2008

mcat huants my dreams
last month I tackled the beast
Hate waiting for scores!

Vihsadas · Apr 20, 2008

Medical College
Admissions Test CBT
Season has started

neutronick · Apr 20, 2008

Done with the MCAT 🙂
Don't know how I did on it 😱
Don't want to retake 🙁

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