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Since the test has gone to CBT and i'm ALWAYS on the computer, I feel like SDn is my new homepage hitting reload every couple of seconds so here's to more wasting time!

MCAT really suck
SDN Still Keeps me sane
I am retaking
 
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Super idea.
This is now the Official
MCAT Haiku Thread.

For those of you not familiar with haikus, they are short, three-line poems that normally describe things in nature. The first line is always five syllables, the second is seven syllables, and the third is five syllables again. Haikus generally do not rhyme, but you're welcome to try to make yours rhyme if you like. We had a haiku thread in pre-allo for a while, but now we'll have our own in MCAT. Happy haiku-ing. 🙂
 
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Oh the misery
Of taking this awful test
Let it be over
 
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Meh, mine's generic.

physical science
a break followed by verbal
writing, then bio

***********************
elevens across
the board would be consistent
writing, could care less
 
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Hm... 5 7 5, watch me count my syllables wrong haha

Time is running out
I'll just study day and night
No time for a life.
 
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We are such big nerds
Just a break from science jokes
Now back to EK
 
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Einstein liked photons
Tesla Electricity
Newton was an arse
 
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scores will come today
hate waiting but no doctors
without some patience

:banana:
 
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registration day here
now I finally know when
the mcat gets owned
 
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We think MCAT sucks,
just wait for your Step 1 test,
it will get much worse.
 
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pingouin said:
retaking next month
crap, there goes my vacation
back to the books now
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You aren't really retaking are you? Because you're IN!!!!!!!

A haiku about this:

Acceptance in hand 👍
No more MCAT woes for you 😛
I would trade places 😀
 
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CultureDoc said:
You aren't really retaking are you? Because you're IN!!!!!!!

A haiku about this:

Acceptance in hand 👍
No more MCAT woes for you 😛
I would trade places 😀
Click to expand...
thanks for the support
I wrote that haiku in June
no retakes EVAR 😀
 
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Was high on morphine
For September seventh test. 😱
Will take in April! :idea:
 
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after four months, there's
nothing more i can do. oh
mcat, bring it on.
 
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twas the night before
mcat, and yes, we all still
believe in santa
 
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mcat is over
big pile of books can move
out of sight for now
 
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mcat huants my dreams
last month I tackled the beast
Hate waiting for scores!
 
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