Just went on a date...girl asked me to name 3 oral symptoms of HIV (srs!)

CBG23 said:

did you take a look in her mouth to see if she had any of the above?

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UAAWolf said:

But I guess it didn't go too amazing cause here I am at 11:25 on SDN...

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MilkmanAl said:

Cool people don't describe things with words these days, man. It's memes or bust. Make sure you're power lifting while you post, too.

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muhali3 said:

You have a GIF for everything...don't you...I imagine you downloaded some huge torrent pack of GIFs or something.

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MilkmanAl said:

Cool people don't describe things with words these days, man. It's memes or bust. Make sure you're power lifting while you post, too.

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Baron Samedi said:

Jesus how many threads are you going to use to talk about how many numbers you get and how many dates you go on?

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Jolie South said:

Is a person that randomly asks you to name 3 oral symptoms of HIV on a date really a person you want a relationship with?

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Goober11 said:

Wolf, I went to your school for undergrad and the girls in that city are vicious! I legitimately had some PYT at a bar ask me to recite the Hippocratic Oath to prove I was going into med school. I didn't get past "I swear to fulfill"...

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UAAWolf said:

*MODS- Sorry if this is too random for main forum. I apologize if it is*

Really avoided talking about med school at all costs...but it came up and I was like FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, She's like if you are in med school you will know this. Caught me off guard since I only had M1...WTF why did she think to ask me this!!!! So effin random

This girl was hot and luckily I blacked out and yelled
-Candidiasis
-Kaposis Sarcoma
-Hairy Leukoplakia

She's instantly all like

Meanwhile I was pretty much like

But I guess it didn't go too amazing cause here I am at 11:25 on SDN...

Coolstorybro...I know 🙁

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Jolie South said:

Is a person that randomly asks you to name 3 oral symptoms of HIV on a date really a person you want a relationship with? Just sayin'.

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SouthSideSteve said:

UAA, you might be in my top 10 favorite posters.

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Goober11 said:

Wolf, I went to your school for undergrad and the girls in that city are vicious! I legitimately had some PYT at a bar ask me to recite the Hippocratic Oath to prove I was going into med school. I didn't get past "I swear to fulfill"...

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UAAWolf said:

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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FiremedicMike said:

Just remember bro, somewhere out there, someone is sick and tired of her bull****.

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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NickNaylor said:

While I gave a hearty chuckle, why is this worth quoting in your own signature? That's like laughing at your own joke.

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JimmyChitwood said:

Dude needs some strange. Or sunlight. Both at the same time would be ideal.

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FiremedicMike said:

Just remember bro, somewhere out there, someone is sick and tired of her bull****.

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NickNaylor said:

While I gave a hearty chuckle, why is this worth quoting in your own signature? That's like laughing at your own joke.

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NickNaylor said:

While I gave a hearty chuckle, why is this worth quoting in your own signature? That's like laughing at your own joke.

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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Slack3r said:

Really? That girl?

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flatearth22 said:

Cutest smile/laugh ever. I would drag my balls through barbed wire across the United States, making stops at each of the 126 allopathic medical schools, with a backpack of heavy USMLE books as my only source of entertainment, and a rotting cadaver as my only source of nourishment, just to brush shoulders with the cameraman who filmed her during that game.

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kathsx80 said:

Im surprised you knew those were associated with HIV as an m1.

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UAAWolf said:

UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!!!! She is coming over now!!

I will attempt to get a picture of her holding a spoon so you know I'm not frauding.
The downside? I live at home...ffffuuuu!!!! brb parents awake and lurking, meanwhile my mom makes me feel like a manwhore when I have a girl over even though I'm not. I told my mom "Hey I'm having a friend over...just fyi she's a girl". She's like oh I see what you're up to! 🙁

Hmmm. Maybe I can just spit more med facts at her for now.

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UAAWolf said:

UPDATE ON THE SITUATION!!!! She is coming over now!!

I will attempt to get a picture of her holding a spoon so you know I'm not frauding.
The downside? I live at home...ffffuuuu!!!! brb parents awake and lurking, meanwhile my mom makes me feel like a manwhore when I have a girl over even though I'm not. I told my mom "Hey I'm having a friend over...just fyi she's a girl". She's like oh I see what you're up to! 🙁

Hmmm. Maybe I can just spit more med facts at her for now.

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UAAWolf said:

*MODS- Sorry if this is too random for main forum. I apologize if it is*

Really avoided talking about med school at all costs...but it came up and I was like FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, She's like if you are in med school you will know this. Caught me off guard since I only had M1...WTF why did she think to ask me this!!!! So effin random

This girl was hot and luckily I blacked out and yelled
-Candidiasis
-Kaposis Sarcoma
-Hairy Leukoplakia

She's instantly all like

Meanwhile I was pretty much like

But I guess it didn't go too amazing cause here I am at 11:25 on SDN...

Coolstorybro...I know 🙁

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DoctwoB said:

Hopefully she didn't come to dump you because you gave her 3 symptoms of AIDS, not HIV.

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flatearth22 said:

inb4 UAAWolf turns into the Ya Boy Dave of SDN

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oar2386 said:

All I hear is a girl that likes to get down. Looks like your getting some ass tonight👍

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JimmyChitwood said:

I like the dude behind her on the right that looks like an obese Javier Bardem in "Biutiful." Don't know what a 40 yo is doing sitting with the undergrads. Biutiful is an excellent movie, by the way.

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flatearth said:

It's not the girl herself it's her smile and laugh that does it for me. She's probably a 6/10 at best (ear lobes too big) but good lawd that smile and laugh....

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UAAWolf said:

pretty sure that won't happen



nope. socially awkward med student failure

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