Honestly, I stopped reading after the 3.5something GPA, missing classes and 516 MCAT and "just moved to TX" -- One thing many applicants don't actually look at until later in the process is the estimated cost of attendance. This is one area where TX can't be beat. If I'm not mistaken, tuition is still <$20,000 and cost of living is inexpensive. When you pay your own way via loans, this matters, so qualifying as in-state is something you should bear in mind.
After reading the whole thing I would NOT say that your chances are sub-optimal other than for TX schools that are - 90% by law - enormously biased toward in-state applicants.