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I had two small meltdowns in front of patients the other day:
1) mom brought in her 2 yo daughter because of fever for 2 hours. That's it. She felt hot at home. Temp was 100.9 in ED. Everything is normal. After I looked at the daughter for 5 seconds, listened to lungs for 5 seconds, pushed twice on the belly, I spent the next 7-8 minutes using the Google Translate app from English to Spanish explaining how this isn't the right use of the ER, nobody in their right mind is going to workup a fever for 2 hours, she is fine, and loads of other stuff. I remember saying "no child in the history of mankind has died after having a fever for 2 hours". then i said "Seriously! Maybe once like 200 years ago. 1 child died right after having a fever for 2 hours." Then I said "There is no doctor that is going to workup a fever for 2 hours." "There is nothing to do." Then I said "I will only consider trying to figure this out if she has a fever for 5 days." then I quipped "Do you understand what I'm saying?"
She said "yes".
I left the room. I think Mom was upset with me.
2) 45 yo woman comes in with epigastric pain for 45 minutes. It resolved prior to coming to the ER. Every vital sign was normal, and her exam was normal. The description was such that it was either hepatobiliary or gastric, not cardiac. Nonetheless the EKG was normal. I wouldn't have even ordered labs but they were ordered by triage. Normal. I again spoke to her (and her son translated from English to Spanish) that she must have made an immediate decision to go to the ER the moment she had this pain because it takes time to drive and come to the ER. Did she bother taking any meds? Did she bother to say "maybe I should just wait and see what happens?" 98% of all doctors are out in the world, not in the hospital, and you need to see them. They are there for a reason. The hospital and ER are only here if you are dying. Literally dying like you are in a car accident and there are bones sticking out of your body. Or if you are unconscious. If you are unconscious then I hope you get yourself to an ER and get treated for that. There are 100 things that can cause her transient upper abdominal pain and I'm not going to do anything about it because it went away. I can't test for all of these 100 things. Honestly next time this happens take some tylenol and motrin and lay down in bed. Just wait a little bit. then I said "I'm not trying to be dismissive here...but no doctor is going to do anything about having pain for 45 minutes that just goes away."
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