Ok - I'll bite. Head to toe in one minute or less:
Any thinning of the hair, hot/cold intolerance, fevers/chills/night sweats, problems with vision, hearing, swallowing. Sinus trouble? sore throat? Problems moving your arms, elbows, hands? shortness of breath, cough, congestion? Do you feel your heart beating differently? Faster, slower, louder? Chest pain? How are you eating? any belly pain, tenderness, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, conspitation? Normal colored stools? what color? Urinating ok? Any pain or burning when you urinate, any foul smell to the urine? Pain in your thighs, knees, shins, ankles, or toes? Any problems with gait, weakness, numbness, or tingling? How would you describe your mood?
For billing purposes - this covers every individual system and leaves plenty of time for focused H&P. Just what I like to use...