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Nice guy = metastatic cancer.
Psych patients get sick too
Total pathology factor = 1/chief complaints
Total pathology factor = 1/chief complaints OR 1/patients per room
Somehow, this is frequently the inverse of the impatience modifier...
THIS. Truer words have not been said. The longer the laundry list of complaints, the less sick they actually are.
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Likelihood of drug-seeking is directly proportional to the number of medication allergies.
Number of allergies are also directly proportional to the likelihood of a fibromyalgia diagnosis.
Yep. Here's how I heard it: The likelihood that you are experiencing an emergency is inversely proportional to the number of complaints you have. The urgency with which you need to be diagnosed is inversely related to how long your symptoms have been present.
When someone tells me they have a high pain tolerance, I hear "high opiate tolerance".Any version of "I'm not drug addict" usually = drug addict.
Same thing for "I have a high pain tolerance".
No, the strangest thing to come out of a woman's vagina, stranger than a revolver or a potato with a plastic doll's head, is a tiny perfect 8 pound new person who has its own unique DNA unlike anyone born before.
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I actually say "you can't kill bastards". And I'm an oncologist.The opposite of the nice person being diagnosed with metastatic cancer. "You cannot kill dirt"
I actually say "you can't kill bastards". And I'm an oncologist.
If you find yourself spending more than 10 seconds talking yourself out of ordering a test, just order it.
Said before in other words but... an allergy to Haldol means you had to receive Hadol before.
The opposite of the nice person being diagnosed with metastatic cancer. "You cannot kill dirt"