Let's make this thread sort of a handbook of do's and don'ts and of defining the threshold between "Those things almost excusable by intoxication" and those things "Totally not excusable by intoxication."
Getting wasted and posting a selfie on Twitter of your abs, captioned, "Dude, I love you man. I'm so wasted!" and ending up in the ED passed out = Potentially (almost) excusable by intoxication (exception: if you're anyone but a freshman in college, during Welcome Week.)
On the other hand...
Getting completely hammered and then pouring gasoline on your legs while playing air guitar, lighting it, to re-create the glory of Motley Crue's 1984 summer tour, sustaining 3rd degree burns on the kibbles and bits = not even remotely excusable by intoxication, even if you "swear on the Bible" it was the fault of a "bad batch of weed" mixed with only "one too many" PBRs.
Also, don't do this either. Really, don't. No.
Really. Don't:
"Christ Bearer said he had been smoking marijuana and reading a book about monks and vasectomies...The musician...sliced off his manhood before he jumped off the second-floor balcony of his Los Angeles apartment on April 16. Johnson’s penis was reattached by plastic surgeons and it’s fully operational again, the rap artist said.
Asked about his future, Christ Bearer told TMZ: “I am the f***ing Wu Tang.”"
http://pagesix.com/2014/05/11/wu-ta...s-penis/?_ga=1.100847685.579929828.1399836491