im glad you guys got a kick out of it, lol @ the napkin
and yep 2pac is right
more specifically adh controlled by baroreceptors and osmoreceptors in the brain
---increased secretion for low bp and high osmolality respectively
and aldosterone is controlled by the renin-angiotensin system (specifically angiotensin 2), low [na+] detected by the macula densa of the kidney starts the RAS
---aldosterone causes na+ reabsorption (water follows) and k+ excretion