All soon to be freshman! Please Read

[Poliscidoc]

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So the thread about people that "annoy you" and I wanted to take a second and inform the new freshman of what NOT to do.

My first piece of advice- don't be a "Pre-med" like this guy

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789446

Please add your thoughts on what to do/not do

P.S.- I also forgot to add that its ok to party and have a good time, but if this your idea of a "drink" you need to slow the hell down!

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3_knlUJp8&feature=rec-HM-r2[/YOUTUBE]

 

[High Dreamer]

man this really was funny..

 

[jesse120]

the friend's reaction makes this even funnier lol

 

[youngxgold]

So the thread about people that "annoy you" and I wanted to take a second and inform the new freshman of what NOT to do.

My first piece of advice- don't be a "Pre-med" like this guy

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789446

Please add your thoughts on what to do/not do

P.S.- I also forgot to add that its ok to party and have a good time, but if this your idea of a "drink" you need to slow the hell down!

[YOUTUBE]hX3_knlUJp8[/YOUTUBE]

That kid is a champ. I'd buy him a beer

 

[ItzYaYa]

As I just finished my first year o' college, I'd say that you need to manage your time efficiently. College is nothing more than High School Pt. 2 and time management is the key to success. Use RateMyProfessors so you don't get stuck with a douchebag who deems it necessary to report 300+ students in a Gen. Chem. class to the Academic Judiciary board because most of them picked the same answer. Other than that...you'll find out the do's and don't of college as you progress. G'luck.

 

[Chemdude]

I'm 75% sure that Nolan K. is an SDN member...

 

[Poliscidoc]

I'm 75% sure that Nolan K. is an SDN member...

Haha I'm so hopeing he is!

 

[sedaniel]

So the thread about people that "annoy you" and I wanted to take a second and inform the new freshman of what NOT to do.

My first piece of advice- don't be a "Pre-med" like this guy

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789446

"It's a bit presumptuous to think I play videogames since I am Pre-Med."

Hey, I'm pre-med AND I'm a girl and I've kicked plenty of guy's a**es at Halo! Haha

 

[Poliscidoc]

"It's a bit presumptuous to think I play videogames since I am Pre-Med."

Hey, I'm pre-med AND I'm a girl and I've kicked plenty of guy's a**es at Halo! Haha

Yo is ETC some kind of wicrowave?

 

[cfx]

Come forward Nolan. Own it.

Everyone will know who you are as soon as you ask if you should put "designed myspace page for cousin's band" as an AMCAS activity (you know you want to).

 

[orthomyxo]

Nolan K. is a mega douche. Who the hell wouldn't want an Xbox in their dorm?? Premed or not, I need my fix of shooting zombies/alien scum in the face.

 

[Procyon]

Nolan K. is a mega douche. Who the hell wouldn't want an Xbox in their dorm?? Premed or not, I need my fix of shooting zombies/alien scum in the face.

Not all aliens are scum! 🙁

Man though, that thing was so awkward it was almost painful to read.

 

[thejetplane]

Not all aliens are scum! 🙁

are you thane krios or another drell alien assassin?

 

[ILikeDrugs]

****ing dork.

 

[morning]

Nolan K. must love himself some TV dinners

 

[Neurocentric]

Not all aliens are scum! 🙁

Man though, that thing was so awkward it was almost painful to read.

Mass Effect 2 ftw. Love your avatar. 🙂

 

[marshds]

I do not know why that was so funny

My advice is to bring a couch so you have somewhere to sit while you play video games all day, a tiny love seat works best for a dorm room. Also, be sure and hook up the surround sound so the Chem E major in the room next to you can hear you at 3 in the morning...suck it

 

[Poliscidoc]

I do not know why that was so funny

My advice is to bring a couch so you have somewhere to sit while you play video games all day, a tiny love seat works best for a dorm room. Also, be sure and hook up the surround sound so the Chem E major in the room next to you can hear you at 3 in the morning...suck it

To piss the kids off that lived beside us we hooked our big surround sound up to the computer and played a tornado alarm at 4 AM. aww the memories

 

[orthomyxo]

Also, don't be that annoying kid who sits right in front of the professor and asks tons of questions.

 

[Neurocentric]

Also, don't be that annoying kid who sits right in front of the professor and asks tons of questions.

This is where I get so nervous at times, because I basically have to sit in the front or I can't see. I have glasses, but I still don't see words as well as I should unless I sit in the front, and I just know people are going to see me as that annoying person, and I'm not.. I'm just f*cking blind.

 

[ButImLETired]

I thought Jordan was kind of a tool, too.

 

[orthomyxo]

This is where I get so nervous at times, because I basically have to sit in the front or I can't see. I have glasses, but I still don't see words as well as I should unless I sit in the front, and I just know people are going to see me as that annoying person, and I'm not.. I'm just f*cking blind.

Well that's fine, but for instance, when you are a freshman in your third lecture of Gen Chem 1, do not ask the professor how gas chromatograph-mass spectrometry works.

 

[Neurocentric]

Well that's fine, but for instance, when you are a freshman in your third lecture of Gen Chem 1, do not ask the professor how gas chromatograph-mass spectrometry works.

I hate those kind of people. For me, if I really would want to ask a question like that, I'd ask through e-mail to the professor or after class or something. Mainly because I know I'd look like an @ss to everyone else, and that's the last thing I want. But I'm a bit more sensible than others.

 

[nisarg2010]

What a Dick!!!
btw thanks guys. I'll be a freshmen this year and now I know how not to be "that premed".

 

[unhappytnt]

I am Nolan. This **** is offending, take it down. 😡

Oh and he didn't bring the Xbox. What an *******

 

[orthomyxo]

I am Nolan. This **** is offending, take it down. 😡

Oh and he didn't bring the Xbox. What an *******

Imposter! The true Nolan K. wouldn't care about the Xbox, since he is a diehard premed gunner who can't play Gears of War at the possible expense of valuable grade points.

 

[Medwell]

Well that's fine, but for instance, when you are a freshman in your third lecture of Gen Chem 1, do not ask the professor how gas chromatograph-mass spectrometry works.

LOL. Are you me?

In my Gen Chem 1 class, this one kid interrupted the professor during a lecture on, like, the ideal gas law to ask "Does this have anything to do with Quantum Transformation Theory?". The guy was speechless and literally replies, "Look, kid, that is so far off of what we're doing right now, why don't you waste my time afterclass with that question?"

 

[Plasma Petrol]

LOL. Are you me?

In my Gen Chem 1 class, this one kid interrupted the professor during a lecture on, like, the ideal gas law to ask "Does this have anything to do with Quantum Transformation Theory?". The guy was speechless and literally replies, "Look, kid, that is so far off of what we're doing right now, why don't you waste my time afterclass with that question?"

Do these individuals aim to self-ostracize? The whole attitude of "my intelligence & academic curiosity are more intelligent & academically curious than yours" does little more than set the foundation for a hilariously unfortunate social dynamic.

C'mon now, kiddos. COME ON NOW.

 

[NickNaylor]

I am Nolan. I do not play games. The only reason I get on SDN is to attempt to give all of you idiots false information so that I can take all of your acceptances.

 

[orthomyxo]

LOL. Are you me?

In my Gen Chem 1 class, this one kid interrupted the professor during a lecture on, like, the ideal gas law to ask "Does this have anything to do with Quantum Transformation Theory?". The guy was speechless and literally replies, "Look, kid, that is so far off of what we're doing right now, why don't you waste my time afterclass with that question?"

Wow...just....wow.

 

[Ischemic]

Not all aliens are scum! 🙁

Man though, that thing was so awkward it was almost painful to read.

I'm pretty sure the governor of Arizona disagrees with the above statement

 

[FlowRate]

Maybe I'm weird, but until Nolan turned out to be kinda racist/stuck up, I felt like Jordan was the douche... Now I just feel like both of them are douches. Never found that conversation particularly funny, however. (seen it several times)