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Andy for president!
Started by Harbster
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Oh geezus christ Harbster. You had to waste a thread on this?


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stormjen said:I hope you like mud, Andy....
because it's time to WRASSLE!!![]()
Bring it!

Can we do this later though? Happy hour starts in 12 minutes.
Before I vote for you I need to know your positions on the issues. Specifically, how are you going to avoid wasting my taxes?
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Inconsequential.yaah said:Before I vote for you I need to know your positions on the issues. Specifically, how are you going to avoid wasting my taxes?
Everyone, all you need to know is that if you vote for Andy, all your wildest dreams will come true.
I dunno, my wildest dreams are pretty extravagant and I can get pretty angry when people promise me things they don't provide.
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Vote for Andy and ALL your wildest dreams will come true.yaah said:I dunno, my wildest dreams are pretty extravagant and I can get pretty angry when people promise me things they don't provide.
yaah said:I dunno, my wildest dreams are pretty extravagant and I can get pretty angry when people promise me things they don't provide.
Evidently yaah needs to be more specific.AndyMilonakis said:Vote for Andy and ALL your wildest dreams will come true.
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Evidently Andy needs to be more specific.
My wildest dreams involve major athletic talent, billions of dollars, and jennifer love hewitt.
My wildest dreams involve major athletic talent, billions of dollars, and jennifer love hewitt.
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Done! Vote for me.yaah said:Evidently Andy needs to be more specific.
My wildest dreams involve major athletic talent, billions of dollars, and jennifer love hewitt.
Andy is a master politician. 😛AndyMilonakis said:Done! Vote for me.
AndyMilonakis said:Done! Vote for me.
You sound strangely like one of those politicians who takes my vote, my financial support, and flees to Bora Bora with my girlfriend (if I had one).
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Just trust me. Vote for Andy and all your wildest dreams will come true?cytoborg said:Wouldn't surprise me. My dreams are awfully wild. Can't imagine how he could possibly make them come true.
Wanna bike? You got it!
Wanna ultra-wheelchair 2000? You got it!
I even cured you and gave you the ability to walk again.
vote for me.
I would like to gun all my classes and to have a steady b/f that is intelligent, funny, and great in the sack. That is all. Thank you, you have my vote.
Good point. (grudgingly) OK you have my vote.AndyMilonakis said:I even cured you and gave you the ability to walk again.
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See that deschutes? I am good.deschutes said:Andy is a master politician. 😛
Oh, we're submitting our wishes now, are we?bananaface said:I would like to gun all my classes and to have a steady b/f that is intelligent, funny, and great in the sack. That is all. Thank you, you have my vote.
1. Jessica Alba in a Princess Leia getup (YOU know what I mean)
2. A lifetime supply of Quizno's subs
3. My very own Batmobile -> the Borgmobile.
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cytoborg said:Oh, we're submitting our wishes now, are we?
1. Jessica Alba in a Princess Leia getup (YOU know what I mean)
2. A lifetime supply of Quizno's subs
3. My very own Batmobile -> the Borgmobile.
I already made you your borgmobile. Interestingly, I had made it before giving you back the ability to ambulate. Hence, it still has a ramp for your wheelchair.
bananaface said:I would like to gun all my classes and to have a steady b/f that is intelligent, funny, and great in the sack. That is all. Thank you, you have my vote.
Like the guy in your avatar?
WOOOO! My Borgmobile is a reality at last!!!!
No worries about the ramp. If you ever make good on your promise to cut off my legs, I'll need it.
And for any of you wondering, Borgmobile refers to cyto-borg, and has nothing whatsoever to do with Star Trek.
No worries about the ramp. If you ever make good on your promise to cut off my legs, I'll need it.
And for any of you wondering, Borgmobile refers to cyto-borg, and has nothing whatsoever to do with Star Trek.
I said intelligent. 😛 Have you never seen Office Space?yaah said:Like the guy in your avatar?
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and it's not cyborg. it's cytoborg. get it straight people!cytoborg said:WOOOO! My Borgmobile is a reality at last!!!!
No worries about the ramp. If you ever make good on your promise to cut off my legs, I'll need it.
And for any of you wondering, Borgmobile refers to cyto-borg, and has nothing whatsoever to do with Star Trek.

Humph. That's exactly right.AndyMilonakis said:and it's not cyborg. it's cytoborg. get it straight people!![]()
Cytoborg! 🙂cytoborg said:Humph. That's exactly right.
😍 Thank you....bananaface said:Cytoborg! 🙂
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oh it's on!
Why? What's on? 😕AndyMilonakis said:oh it's on!
Don't fight over my affections, now.
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it's "on" between u2. it's time for you two to make princess and luke. chop chop! get to it!cytoborg said:Why? What's on? 😕
Don't fight over my affections, now.
Is this the realization of one of your campaign promises, Andy? 

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yes...for the both of you. however, i'm working on the other things on cytoborg's "Santa" list.bananaface said:Is this the realization of one of your campaign promises, Andy?![]()
I am not Jessica Alba. 😛AndyMilonakis said:yes...for the both of you. however, i'm working on the other things on cytoborg's "Santa" list.
Well, we might be able to compromise if a gold bikini is involved.bananaface said:I am not Jessica Alba. 😛
Jessica Alba isn't that hot.
*hides behind desk*
Just kidding. She's pretty hot.
*hides behind desk*
Just kidding. She's pretty hot.
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Boy I was about to climp up a step ladder and smack you upside the headyaah said:Jessica Alba isn't that hot.
*hides behind desk*
Just kidding. She's pretty hot.

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was this you when you were a kid? 😛stormjen said:Daddy, why are you humping mommy? Mommy, are you okay?
AndyMilonakis said:Boy I was about to climp up a step ladder and smack you upside the head![]()
How is the campaign coming? Any key endorsements yet?
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I'm trying to recruit all midgets to my campaign team. So far I got Mini-Me, that midget in Bad Santa, and Weeman. I need two more.yaah said:How is the campaign coming? Any key endorsements yet?
They prefer to be called "Little People." Not the M word.
We are all key endorsements. 🙂
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Finally! I was waiting for somebody to say this! 👍stormjen said:What right does yaah have to speak for the little people? He's not little!
For all I know, yaah is an oppressor of these little people.
stormjen said:What right does yaah have to speak for the little people? He's not little!
I am not speaking for them. But I read this article once and the person being interviewed went on and on and on about the M word and how terrible and demeaning it was.
p.s. everyone is a little person to me.
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that's right! Oppressor!yaah said:p.s. everyone is a little person to me.
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