Andy for president!

[Harbster]

Please vote for Andy in the next presidential election!

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[cytoborg]

What flavor is your lipbalm, Harbster? I like wintergreen.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Oh geezus christ Harbster. You had to waste a thread on this?

 

[stormjen]

I hope you like mud, Andy....

because it's time to WRASSLE!!

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I hope you like mud, Andy....

because it's time to WRASSLE!!

Bring it!

Can we do this later though? Happy hour starts in 12 minutes.

 

[yaah]

Before I vote for you I need to know your positions on the issues. Specifically, how are you going to avoid wasting my taxes?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Before I vote for you I need to know your positions on the issues. Specifically, how are you going to avoid wasting my taxes?

Inconsequential.

Everyone, all you need to know is that if you vote for Andy, all your wildest dreams will come true.

 

[yaah]

I dunno, my wildest dreams are pretty extravagant and I can get pretty angry when people promise me things they don't provide.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I dunno, my wildest dreams are pretty extravagant and I can get pretty angry when people promise me things they don't provide.

Vote for Andy and ALL your wildest dreams will come true.

 

[deschutes]

I dunno, my wildest dreams are pretty extravagant and I can get pretty angry when people promise me things they don't provide.

Vote for Andy and ALL your wildest dreams will come true.

Evidently yaah needs to be more specific.

 

[yaah]

Evidently Andy needs to be more specific.

My wildest dreams involve major athletic talent, billions of dollars, and jennifer love hewitt.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Evidently Andy needs to be more specific.

My wildest dreams involve major athletic talent, billions of dollars, and jennifer love hewitt.

Done! Vote for me.

 

[deschutes]

Done! Vote for me.

Andy is a master politician.

 

[yaah]

Done! Vote for me.

You sound strangely like one of those politicians who takes my vote, my financial support, and flees to Bora Bora with my girlfriend (if I had one).

 

[cytoborg]

Wouldn't surprise me. My dreams are awfully wild. Can't imagine how he could possibly make them come true.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Wouldn't surprise me. My dreams are awfully wild. Can't imagine how he could possibly make them come true.

Just trust me. Vote for Andy and all your wildest dreams will come true?

Wanna bike? You got it!
Wanna ultra-wheelchair 2000? You got it!
I even cured you and gave you the ability to walk again.

vote for me.

 

[bananaface]

I would like to gun all my classes and to have a steady b/f that is intelligent, funny, and great in the sack. That is all. Thank you, you have my vote.

 

[cytoborg]

I even cured you and gave you the ability to walk again.

Good point. (grudgingly) OK you have my vote.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Andy is a master politician.

See that deschutes? I am good.

 

[cytoborg]

I would like to gun all my classes and to have a steady b/f that is intelligent, funny, and great in the sack. That is all. Thank you, you have my vote.

Oh, we're submitting our wishes now, are we?
1. Jessica Alba in a Princess Leia getup (YOU know what I mean)
2. A lifetime supply of Quizno's subs
3. My very own Batmobile -> the Borgmobile.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Oh, we're submitting our wishes now, are we?
1. Jessica Alba in a Princess Leia getup (YOU know what I mean)
2. A lifetime supply of Quizno's subs
3. My very own Batmobile -> the Borgmobile.

I already made you your borgmobile. Interestingly, I had made it before giving you back the ability to ambulate. Hence, it still has a ramp for your wheelchair.

 

[yaah]

I would like to gun all my classes and to have a steady b/f that is intelligent, funny, and great in the sack. That is all. Thank you, you have my vote.

Like the guy in your avatar?

 

[cytoborg]

WOOOO! My Borgmobile is a reality at last!!!!
No worries about the ramp. If you ever make good on your promise to cut off my legs, I'll need it.
And for any of you wondering, Borgmobile refers to cyto-borg, and has nothing whatsoever to do with Star Trek.

 

[bananaface]

Like the guy in your avatar?

I said intelligent. Have you never seen Office Space?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

WOOOO! My Borgmobile is a reality at last!!!!
No worries about the ramp. If you ever make good on your promise to cut off my legs, I'll need it.
And for any of you wondering, Borgmobile refers to cyto-borg, and has nothing whatsoever to do with Star Trek.

and it's not cyborg. it's cytoborg. get it straight people!

 

[cytoborg]

and it's not cyborg. it's cytoborg. get it straight people!

Humph. That's exactly right.

 

[bananaface]

Humph. That's exactly right.

Cytoborg!

 

[cytoborg]

Cytoborg!

Thank you....

 

[b&ierstiefel]

oh it's on!

 

[cytoborg]

oh it's on!

Why? What's on?
Don't fight over my affections, now.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Why? What's on?
Don't fight over my affections, now.

it's "on" between u2. it's time for you two to make princess and luke. chop chop! get to it!

 

[bananaface]

Is this the realization of one of your campaign promises, Andy?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Is this the realization of one of your campaign promises, Andy?

yes...for the both of you. however, i'm working on the other things on cytoborg's "Santa" list.

 

[bananaface]

yes...for the both of you. however, i'm working on the other things on cytoborg's "Santa" list.

I am not Jessica Alba.

 

[cytoborg]

I am not Jessica Alba.

Well, we might be able to compromise if a gold bikini is involved.

 

[yaah]

Jessica Alba isn't that hot.

*hides behind desk*

Just kidding. She's pretty hot.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Jessica Alba isn't that hot.

*hides behind desk*

Just kidding. She's pretty hot.

Boy I was about to climp up a step ladder and smack you upside the head

 

[stormjen]

Daddy, why are you humping mommy? Mommy, are you okay?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Daddy, why are you humping mommy? Mommy, are you okay?

was this you when you were a kid?

 

[yaah]

Boy I was about to climp up a step ladder and smack you upside the head

How is the campaign coming? Any key endorsements yet?

 

[b&ierstiefel]

How is the campaign coming? Any key endorsements yet?

I'm trying to recruit all midgets to my campaign team. So far I got Mini-Me, that midget in Bad Santa, and Weeman. I need two more.

 

[yaah]

They prefer to be called "Little People." Not the M word.

 

[bananaface]

We are all key endorsements.

 

[stormjen]

What right does yaah have to speak for the little people? He's not little!

 

[b&ierstiefel]

What right does yaah have to speak for the little people? He's not little!

Finally! I was waiting for somebody to say this!

For all I know, yaah is an oppressor of these little people.

 

[yaah]

What right does yaah have to speak for the little people? He's not little!

I am not speaking for them. But I read this article once and the person being interviewed went on and on and on about the M word and how terrible and demeaning it was.

p.s. everyone is a little person to me.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

p.s. everyone is a little person to me.

that's right! Oppressor!