Any premeds want to make witty commentary about the "Any Premeds" Threads?

[DocMcCoy]

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McCoy: I don't see no points on your ears boy, but you sound like a Vulcan!
Data: I am an android.
McCoy: Almost as bad.
Encounter at Farpoint

 

[thedoctor8706]

its nice to know i'm not the only one with a hidden geeky passion...

 

[thedoctor8706]

Shaka, when the walls fell

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

 

[SOcash]

Janeway > Picard

 

[Naijaba]

Janeway > Picard

Excuse me? Did the Enterprise get stranded 70,000 light years away from Earth? I think not. Who's the better captain?

 

[Reggieray2k]

Janeway > Picard

Woah woah woah, none of that nonsense. Everyone knows Voyager is at the bottom of the list. If for nothing else than Janeway's crazy 90s afro hair

 

[thedoctor8706]

Janeway > Picard

Janeway = Chain smoker

 

[Reggieray2k]

Did they cancel Enterprise because Sam leapt out of Archer's body? Also where was Al?

 

[SOcash]

Woah woah woah, none of that nonsense. Everyone knows Voyager is at the bottom of the list. If for nothing else than Janeway's crazy 90s afro hair

I partially agree: Kate Mulgrew was the only thing Voyager had going for it, but she made an interesting captain.

 

[DocMcCoy]

Three words: Seven of Nine!

 

[munchymanRX]

Ask, and thou shalt receive!!

 

[BlitzSleep]

I'm representin':

 

[Dannyw]

its nice to know i'm not the only one with a hidden geeky passion...

I actually started this as a parody thread to the "Bulkan Pre-Meds?" thread. But I do like me some star trek.

 

[Caesar]

merging with the witty pre-med thread.

 

[c5212]

yet another thread that starts off one way and ends up going another way... pasty white pre-meds to star trek and what not 🙄

 

[MilkmanAl]

Pots and kettles, my friend. BTW, I'd like to thank Lacheln for creating this rather convenient annoying thread dumpster. It really does make life a lot easier. 😛

 

[greg1184]

Pots and kettles, my friend. BTW, I'd like to thank Lacheln for creating this rather convenient annoying thread dumpster. It really does make life a lot easier. 😛

Not a Star Trek fan I see. 😉

 

[Reggieray2k]

I declare the startrek thread is co-opting this whole thread.

 

[MilkmanAl]

Not a Star Trek fan I see. 😉

Not a huge fan, but definitely a fan. My two comments were unrelated, believe it or not. 🙂

 

[Myuu]

 

[rafflecopter]

Well?

 

[deleted357625]

I wouldn't be surprised if we were the only ones.. 😎

 

[rafflecopter]

I wouldn't be surprised if we were the only ones.. 😎

Guess we're part of a dying breed.

 

[theWUbear]

finally, someone made a thread for us. guess this will be my new hangout spot from now on 😎 WHO WANTS TO START UP THE CONVERSATION?!

 

[wolverinepwns]

Whats up fellow lefties. Heads up for all of you going into surgery I asked a punch of lefty surgeons at work and they all said you have to learn to suture right handed or you will have a very tough time in residency.

 

[eablackwell]

I'm a left-handed, fire-eating, agnostic. Does that count?

 

[BJJ]

im left handed, but things that require the conjunction of two hands (guitar, bow and arrow, shooting a gun etc) I do in a right handed stance. Everything else is LEFTTTT

 

[juliedi]

I'm a left-handed, juggling, Wiccan pre-med. Will this help my chances of going to medical school? I can has URM status?

 

[rafflecopter]

I'm a left-handed, fire-eating, agnostic. Does that count?

We juggling Wiccans don't associate ourselves much with the fire-eating agnostics. Nothing personal, but your fire-vomiting ways have a tendency to start forest fires and the Earth Mother does not like 👎.

I'm a left-handed, juggling, Wiccan pre-med. Will this help my chances of going to medical school? I can has URM status?

I don't think there's a box on the AMCAS application for us.

 

[Narmerguy]

Well?

Guess we're part of a dying breed.

finally, someone made a thread for us. guess this will be my new hangout spot from now on 😎 WHO WANTS TO START UP THE CONVERSATION?!

Whats up fellow lefties. Heads up for all of you going into surgery I asked a punch of lefty surgeons at work and they all said you have to learn to suture right handed or you will have a very tough time in residency.

I wouldn't be surprised if we were the only ones.. 😎

👍

Glad I wasn't the only one.

 

[familyaerospace]

I am Wiccan who used to juggle sticks when I was working at the renaissance festival (we all had to learn). I'm not left handed though.

 

[gettheleadout]

I approve of the sarcasm in this thread. 👍

 

[eablackwell]

We juggling Wiccans don't associate ourselves much with the fire-eating agnostics. Nothing personal, but your fire-vomiting ways have a tendency to start forest fires and the Earth Mother does not like 👎.

I would say something inappropriate, but as a mod I must keep a modicum of maturity. 😀

 

[NickNaylor]

I see what you did thar OP.

 

[unhappytnt]

Wiccan, check. Juggling, check. But I am ambidextrous. Can I still be in?

 

[rafflecopter]

Wiccan, check. Juggling, check. But I am ambidextrous. Can I still be in?

No, you have to choose a hand and stick with it.

 

[Hoody]

If I'm right handed, non-juggling, and ex-mormon, but grew up in an area that is known to have a left handed, juggling wiccan or two, can I claim URM status by proxy? Will adcoms notice that I am really right handed, do not juggle and are not wiccan?

 

[Political]

No, you have to choose a hand and stick with it.

sounds kinky

 

[Ost3oclast]

I'm a lefty too! You know what they say right....left handed people are always in their right mind....ok ok bad joke😳...really bad joke.

Being lefty has had its advantages but playing drums and guitar gets pretty complicating. Its awesome when someone else (who's right handed) wants to play my guitar....they pick it up and when they realize it was made for a lefty they look at it like some kind of strange device they have never seen before....priceless!

 

[mitchlucker]

I don't think there's a box on the AMCAS application for us.

Our URM status runs so deep, AMCAS doesn't even know we exist.

 

[GooseWing]

People might say that SDN is full of useless posts. I disagree. Today I learned what a Wiccan was. 🙂

 

[Geneticist]

I'm a right-handed, juggling, atheist. Close enough?

 

[RomanCandle]

Born-again wiccan here. Glad to be part of the family.