Yeaaa dood, it's like this gnarly wave you catch in the Pacific. I've never caught the pipe, but I hear it's like totally radical, dewd. Don't forget to wax your board before you do it though brah....
By now it should be obvious I have no idea, just though I'd throw some humor in there. Look into any type of non-thesis master's programs near you. That will be your best bet in the long run.