Asking for letter with strangle marks/hickie's on my neck?

[tiramisucheese]

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I know that premeds go to greats pains in this process, but this one chokes me up. The professor’s letter doesnt have a strangle hold over this process and you shouldn’t feel restrained by this all. Yes, this process can leave marks on a candidate but it doesnt mean you cant take your lashes and keep on going. Perhaps you need to be whipped into shape over all this or kept on a short leash.

Do you regularly solve NYT crossword puzzles? This literary work of art reminds me of the paragraphs people craft in the comments section, although I think the majority of those folks would revolt if a clue revolved around neck sex bruises

 

[RNthenDoc]

wtfffff lol

Pre-meds are freaksss

“Oh yeah, lie to me, baby! LIE TO ME!”

 

[gonnif]

Do you regularly solve NYT crossword puzzles?

I been have accused of one those who solves the NYT crossword in 15 minutes and my response is always "I have never taken 15 minutes"

This literary work of art reminds me of the paragraphs people craft in the comments section, although I think the majority of those folks would revolt if a clue revolved around neck sex bruises

Just living in New York leaves you bruised all day anyway so I doubt anyone will care. Besides "50 Shades of Gray" has made it fashionable.

BTW, my all time favorite New York Daily News Headline from 7/28/97

 

[gonnif]

This made me cackle like a witch

That is the funniest freakin’ safeword I’ve ever heard

In certain situations, I can imagine Pinocchio's girlfriend saying "Okay Tell the Truth, now tell a lie, tell a lie, tell a bigger lie, keep going tell a huge a fib....."

 

[nezpas]

I know that premeds go to greats pains in this process, but this one chokes me up. The professor’s letter doesnt have a strangle hold over this process and you shouldn’t feel restrained by this all. Yes, this process can leave marks on a candidate but it doesnt mean you cant take your lashes and keep on going. Perhaps you need to be whipped into shape over all this or kept on a short leash.

I see what you did there.

Sent from my 5056W using SDN mobile

 

[willow84]

Sephora sells concealer made to cover up tattoos. Maybe buy something like that?

Also, super curious to see a picture of this bruising.

 

[gonnif]

I see what you did there.

Nothing gets past you

 

[Jdoxis]

I think you're missing an opportunity to include hog wrestling in your AMCAS activities

 

[Goro]

I envision the convo with your prof going something like this:

AJ: (in a raspy voice) Would you please write me a letter of recommendation?

Prof: (staring at AJ's neck) Umm...sure...ahh...what happened...there?

AJ: It's kind of a long story involving a pair of fuzzy dice, a can of gopher repellant, and a Charlie Sheen lookalike. And I'm not allowed back in the campus bookstore until next semester.

Prof: ...

AJ: ...

Prof: A Charlie Sheen--

AJ: (interrupting, looking away) I don't want to talk about it.

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You did it again!

 

[Goro]

I know that premeds go to greats pains in this process, but this one chokes me up. The professor’s letter doesnt have a strangle hold over this process and you shouldn’t feel restrained by this all. Yes, this process can leave marks on a candidate but it doesnt mean you cant take your lashes and keep on going. Perhaps you need to be whipped into shape over all this or kept on a short leash.

I'm turning blue with envy to the point where I may have to gag at the Prince of Punnery's mastery! Seriously, he's leaving me with a lump in my throat, and I may have to take a breather from SDN. At least he's not a pain in the neck.

 

[gyngyn]

It certainly appears that this thread has provided OP with sufficient content...