Average day... in the ER?
Arrive at 7AM... fill the water bottle, grab a donut and a coke... one bite of the donut.. new patient Trauma 1...
Intubate a gang banger that got shot 6 times, trauma is here too.... Loss of pulse.... cram a line in...direct CPR...pulse back, whisked away to the OR. Darn, hope that blood that got splashed in the eye from the chest compressing spraying chest wounds doesnt have Hepatitis or HIV in it.. (I need to pee..)
Pick up a sprained ankle in the ortho room... Dont need an xray per your medical expertise... patient insists b/c her friend had the exact same fall and had a fracture..order the xray, easier than the fight.
Psych patient in the obs hall.. they just defecated in their shoe.. they saw Elvis in the Trauma room and want to make love with the social worker... take them away to the locked up psych unit, make a call to psych...
Another Ortho patient... they have a broken leg... they were seen by another local ER...told to see a 'bone doctor'. "I called a bone doctor, but that mother f***er wanted $800 dollars just to see me. I told him no way, he said go to the university".... Xrays ordered..
Med Control: This is EMS Agent Smith, I am on scene with a 105 yr old woman, she is cold and her extremities are rigid. Her family had not seen her for about 3 days. I can auscultate no heart or breath sounds and all three leads shows asystole.. May I forgo a code and call this patient? Yes.
20 yr old diabetic girl arrives by EMS... she prefers crack over Insulin.. her sugar is >500 and the room smells like Juicy Fruit...just another DKAer. Get labs, start fluids...
22 yr old man, my stomach hurts really low and uh, I think there isnt something right in my bottom. I was at this party last night, and I passed out.. i think someone might have assualted me and it feels like there could be something 'down there'.... Umm, k. Xrays ordered.
This 34 yr old just had seizure at the Target... and the crew behind us is bringing a 72 yr old lady that DFOed (Done Fell Out) when she saw him seize. He is supposed to take Dilantin.. new patient Trauma 2...
Trauma 2... chest pain... EKG please... Yikes, call the cath lab... ST elevation MI (i.e. widowmaker). Get some labs, somebody dont forget to shave his groin... gotta have our numbers good (meaning how many minutes to get all this stuff done... compared nationally with other hospital)... dont forget the metoprolol and asprin. (I need to pee...)
Crtical labs... Diabetic girl with a pH of 6.9 and Glucose >500... Bicarb is 4.. Start the insulin infusion, call the unit
Doctor, the patient in ortho is getting mad because nobody has talked to her about her xray..
Reviewing Xray... Doctor, this patient in the hall is having a seizure.. give him some ativan.. load him with fos...
Med Control: This is EMS Agent Lacy. I am on scene with a 24 yr old whose car got rear-ended. he is refusing medical care. He is out here walking around on his cell phone. He denies any alcohol, says that nothing hurts. Are we ok to refuse medical care to this patient? Yes
DFOer is here... lordy, I saw that guy getting the shakes and I just fell out. My chest hurts to and I am short of breath.... Yes, I have HTN and DM and no, I dont take medications for these... yes, I smoke...yeah, I passed out for like 2 minutes when I fell. Yes, I have this chest pain about everytime I walk around the mall. Cardiac labs sent, EKG reviewed, CT ordered... hold in the chest pain for serial enzymes..
Med Control: Hey doc, this is EMS Agent Jimmy. I am going to pick up a guy from the pysch hospital and I have picked this guy up before and know that I need will need restraints, is it ok if I use restraints? Please do.
Reviewing Xrays... new patient Trauma 3...
Trauma 3... EMS, whats up with this guy? I dunno, some store called and said he was asleep in front of their door and he would not move when they told him to move.. he just says he vomited.. looks homeless..
Trauma 3.. GCS is 12.. no need to get an airway, not overly oriented though... CT, labs, EtOH... febrile? and he is tachycardiac.. doh.. his left foot is black and whats that..... a maggot!... hypotensive too... lets get some antibiotics.. pressors.. page surgery/vascular for me (I REALLY need to pee...)
Doctor, the lady with the hurt ankle is pacing the hallway wanting to know what her xray shows...
Radiology Calls: Yeah, doc, whats up with this 22 yr old guy? I mean, it looks like an outline of mickey mouse down low on the abdominal film. I mean, It could be in his distal colon, but you know, I mean it could be strapped to his body..or maybe if he had a hoody on when they shot the film, I have seen objects in those kangaroo pouches before show up like this. Did this guy say he put something in his rectum? Just correlate clinically; I'll get my report typed up.
Patient rolls by, full out RAPPING... whats up with this guy? He swallowed a few bags of coke....
.......and this goes one for 8, 10, or 12 hours...depending on how long your shift is. The above could have easily happened by or even before noon. If your lucky, you'll get to finish that donut. I still have a hard time drinking an entire water bottle down during a 12 hours shift..
**All of these cases were made up off the top of my head and are NOT violations of HIPPA. I do think, however, that this often makes up a typical day in a busy Level I Emergency Department...