Best food for a farter?

[CaptainPoopyPants]

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I fart when I get nervous. What food is best to eat the day before an interview to reduce the farting, or at least the odor?

 

[Dr panda]

 

[jamaica jan sun princess]

Legumes

 

[TheIllusionist]

chipotle

 

[chlorocruorin]

Are they loud farts?

 

[Goro]

I fart when I get nervous. What food is best to eat the day before an interview to reduce the farting, or at least the odor?

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Jeeze, trolls these day. In my day, trolls were trolls! You had to WORK to be a troll. Now, any idiot can troll.

 

[Dr panda]

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Jeeze, trolls these day. In my day, trolls were trolls! You had to WORK to be a troll. Now, any idiot can troll.

I know that you don't like Trump (me either), but I got to say this "Make trolls great again"

 

[PA_dud3]

Sounds like a great topic for a personal challenge essay.

 

[Matthew9Thirtyfive]

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Jeeze, trolls these day. In my day, trolls were trolls! You had to WORK to be a troll. Now, any idiot can troll.

This might actually not be a troll lol. I fart a lot when I eat a lot of protein. It doesn’t smell but it is super loud.

 

[Dr panda]

Sounds like a great topic for a personal challenge essay.

I remember I read couple days ago in a thread about unusual interview questions that one of the questions was "what was the most awkward time when you had diarrhea", so OP probably has a lot to tell...

 

[CaptainPoopyPants]

Definitely not a troll. I know I can't be the only one with this problem and I'm sure passing gas in the middle of an interview isn't going to increase my chances.

 

[Matthew9Thirtyfive]

That said, this thread smells like it’s coming from a dark place, and I don’t want it wafting from thread to thread. I don’t see it being very productive other than a lot of puns.