Best OR jokes

[VisionaryTics]

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Thought of this thread today. I was doing a somewhat novel case and had a ton of nurses and management and anesthesia people in the room. OR manager: "Doctor VisionaryTics, do you realize you have twelve women in the room watching you operate?"

I thought of this thread, and said "no I didn't realize that" and went back to work.

 

[midazzoler]

Covering OB yesterday, 2/14, while placing an epidural for labor:

RN: “Are you excited to be having a Valentines baby?”

Me: “I thought Valentines babies are born in November.”

*crickets*

Gotta know your audience.

 

[GassYous]

Covering OB yesterday, 2/14, while placing an epidural for labor:

RN: “Are you excited to be having a Valentines baby?”

Me: “I thought Valentines babies are born in November.”

*crickets*

Gotta know your audience.

"Actually it was mother's day"

 

[PainDrain]

"Actually it was mother's day"

Followed by: “He actually thought that was a good gift.”

 

[zizzer]

ABCs for...

Anesthesiology:
Airway
Book
Chair

Ortho:
Ancef (or Admit to Medicine)
Bone
Cut

Alternatively:

Angry Birds,
Chair