Better than an IQ test: How far can you get this guy to run?

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How many meters can you get the guy to run before giving up? (see post)

  • 0-5 meters

    Votes: 13 37.1%
  • 5-10 meters

    Votes: 3 8.6%
  • 10-15 meters

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • 15-20 meters

    Votes: 6 17.1%
  • 20-25 meters

    Votes: 1 2.9%
  • 25-50 meters

    Votes: 4 11.4%
  • 50-99.9 meters

    Votes: 2 5.7%
  • 100 meters!

    Votes: 5 14.3%

  • Total voters
    35
Wow, controls are extremely unintuitive. I'll pass, thanks 🙂
 
This game is awesome!...Unfortunately though, now I'm going to fail my biochem test tomorrow, not be able to graduate college, not find a job, become a homeless street sweeper, become crazy, be committed to a mental institute and get sane again, and finally transform into a born-again hasidic jew. Mazel tov.

But...so far I've got 35.1m
 
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Oh gosh I spent 10 minutes on this and I still don't even know how to work this properly. I managed to get him into some sort of lunge position and tapped "q" and "w" back and forth to get him to slide along the ground. I hit 50m before I decided to close the tab. I could have hit 100m but it would have taken him forever to slide across the ground; time that I don't feel like spending tapping keys >_>

So yeah, I could have reached 100m by cheating :3
 
This is very funny! I felt like a fool sitting here, laughing at my computer screen. Oh well, everyone is a winner according to this game and that includes me.
 
I also got him in a lunge/split postion and got him to 35 m, but I couldnt actually make him run.

Edit- make that 49 m, the 50m mark distracted me.
 
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Here's how I beat it. Keep "W" pressed down. Then tap "Q" slowly now and then and it'll advance itself all the way to the end. Takes a few mins though.
 
Whew actually got to 31m with legit running!
Thats pretty good. I guess as long as you get the proper sequence of keys to hit you can run indefinitely. I'm getting there, but damn it, hes got no balance!

Its like learning how to walk all over again.
 
3.5 and I'm not sure how I got that far. I did get some nice splits and some matrix-esque flips though.
 
I find it easier to travel backwards... I made it to -2.9 without much difficulty. Unfortunately, there is an inconveniently placed cement block there impeding further...uhm...progress(?).
 
Lol this game is so hilarious. Especially how it is mocking at you: "our training program was under-funded" and "it's not about whether you win or lose". Hahahahaha :laugh:
 
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