Bored

[wmorton1846]

Not going out until later, can't wait for a 2am In-N-Out Burger stop tonight.

Burn it off at Runyan tomorrow morning.

#random

#banable

#PGG has no concept of the US Constitution

#equally banable

D712

 

[Laryngophed]

This seems productive.

 

[wmorton1846]

I have the SF game on in the background, waiting to goto a Bday party.

Wasabi covered peas in my hand.

Coconut water on table nearby.

It's semiprodutive.

I'm multitasking.

D712

 

[wmorton1846]

Are the mods asleep or something????

Sheesh.

D712

 

[wmorton1846]

I ever tell you guys about the old lady who walked into the supermarket?

Lady crosses to the man behind the deli counter, in the supermarket, she asks, "You got nuts?"

He replies "No."

She then asks, "You got dates?"

Indignantly, he chimes back, "Lady if I had nuts I'd have dates!!!!!!!!!"

ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

CREDIT: JERRY LEWIS

D712

 

[wmorton1846]

Another thought: my epididymis has, in it, at any given moment, more creativity than PGG will ever possess, in total, through the course of his entire life, in his entire body.

D712

 

[wmorton1846]

On PGG's contact page, it says he is "embracing the suck", whereas I feel he is more apt to be "embracing the f uck"...

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

D712

 

[wmorton1846]

Well, it's about time...

Oh,

Sorry,

I jumped the gun on my re-re-ban.

WM1846

 

[wmorton1846]

WARNING: do NOT lick your fingers after eating WASABI COVERED PEAS with said fingers.

Ouch.

BANABLE!!!!

D712

 

[wmorton1846]

Speaking of the brilliant Jerry Lewis (who has raised +1billion in MDA research),

A genius letter he wrote:

You're welcome.

D712

 

[Arch Guillotti]

Closing.