No other regions do so much bragging because they are, to put it bluntly, not as much of elitist snobs. You are simply proving my point. You are guilty of "Californiattitude," which is the dismisal of everything "not-California" for simple nose-thumbing, pride swelling sake.
What does Cincinnatti have that LA doesn't? What kind of question is that? I'll answer that if you can tell me what does Fresno have that Chicago doesn't? What does Bakersfield have that Milwaukee doesn't? I mean, every city is DIFFERENT so I can tell you that Cincinnati definetly has no traffic, pollution, rudeness, and cost-of-living problems that LA does, for one thing. How about a better skyline than LA? But if this is about Cincinnati vs. LA then we are just getting ridiculous. LA has 6X as many people metro so obviously there will be all the advantages and disadvantages that come with that.
You will be hard pressed to find people that will agree with your beaches comment. Florida beaches are pristine and WARM. California beaches are COLD. Florida water is so much warmer than California. Period. Fact. There is a reason why Florida is by far the #1 Spring Break destination for Americans and California isn't even close.
Oh and Cali has better cars than Detroit? Are they just giving them away in California? I mean, how does this effect ME or the average person. I can buy any car in Detroit I can buy in California, for LESS and with LESS government surcharges, so I don't see your point other than to say "there are more rich materialistic snobs in California than in Detroit." Am I supposed to think it makes my life better to see Ferraris and Bentleys? I see them all the time in Chicago and it hasn't done a damn thing for me personally.
Columbus/Indianapolis/Memphis/Alabama? Since when is Memphis or Alabama in the Midwest? Are you totally that geographically challenged out there and living in that thick of a bubble?
Chicago? A bunch of big buildings? I guess New York is just that too? A little more than that my man. REAL urbanity with REAL pedestrian activity. People actually WALK to work here, imagine that! Get a clue about Chicago:
http://www.philipmalenfant.com/
Boston? That's Midwest now too? Anyways, Boston is an AMAZING, AWESOME, pedestrian and activity filled city with the best universities in the entire country, and 400,000+ college students (more than any other city in the country), and only someone provincial would ever pretend it's "not worthwhile" to live or visit.
No offense man, but most people could care less about California more than you care less about them, and there are far more Americans moving out of your "utopia" than are moving back in so I guess you're just bitter that California is fastly becoming just a part of Mexico.