Seriously?
That's how surgical rotation is?
THAT'S THE BIG BAD TERRIBLE OMG SURGERY?
Collecting vitals and waking up early?
Here's a typical day of a military leader:
4:30 -Wake up, clean your room, shower, shave
5:00- shine boots, iron and starch uniform, put food in your hole, study for promotion
6:00- morning formation, get yelled at
630- run 5 to 15 miles, puke up breakfast, about 200 sit-ups in the mud, get yelled at
800- change uniform, arrive at battalion, work formation, prepare troops, get yelled at
8 am- 2pm - change half the treads on a 65-ton battle tank, with basic hand tools, in the snow and sleet. Do NOT scuff your boots.
2:15 - thaw hands as a snack, resume working with remaining stumps
7 pm - evening formation, get yelled at, mop and wax floors, paperwork
8 pm -home for dinner, or back to work on the tank
9 pm- paperwork, study for promotion / gym time
10 pm - apply Flexall 451 to entire carapace, re-align left knee before tomorrow's run
+11 pm - optional
That's a NORMAL day.
Half the year, you have to do it all while sleeping outside in the rain, eating "egg product" for dinner. Shower when there's water to spare, if you can unfreeze it. Or, if you're in the desert... well...that's entirely different: free fireworks.
A few friends of mine got frostbite, just standing around doing their job. Their fingers literally FELL OFF before they were allowed to stop working. They now get a $200 check each month, for their minor loss.
I'm looking forward to surgical vaca...er...rotation!