Caption Humor

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I saw these pictures while looking for drug images on google. I thought they were hilarious, and in serious need of captioning. Enjoy!

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"Shhh, Jefferson! Get my camera, it's the rare Senior Asian Pharmacist! I need to get this on film! The boys at the country club won't dare believe me!"
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"OMG! I'm so glad my insurance covered my suppositories!"
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"Us glamorous young girls can take as many pills as we want. We're wild, crazy, and party with Paris Hilton!"
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"I can't seem to keep my birth control pill in place. I've had to insert three already, and it's only been an hour since I picked them up. Can I have 'Nuvaring' instead? I hear you chew it like Bubblegum, and it tastes 'original', right?"
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"Look how ethnic we are! We're taking Vitamins! Both of us are Ethnic! Kill Whitey! We're so ethnic!"
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"I need attention! Someone please find me! I don't want to actually have to take these pills I purposely sprawled across the bed! I'm so drama!"
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"$1.00? Medicaid is down? I'm not paying for that! ("It's your child's 'Amoxicillin', Ma'am). Look, I'll trade you these 'Xanax', I sell them on the street all the time for $25 a pill."
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"That will be $4.00. Would you like to super-size that for only .69? That comes with one extra 30-day supply!"
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"Bloody Brilliant, Jefferson! Cracker Jack Luck I have, yet another Senior Asian Pharmacist performing the complex task of looking at medicine!"

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my captions!

I saw these pictures while looking for drug images on google. I thought they were hilarious, and in serious need of captioning. Enjoy!

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"wax on, wax off...."
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"THIS GOES WHERE?!?!?!?!"
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"DO YOU SEE MY INVISIBLE PILL??"
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"harmonica!!"
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"hahaha, okay...so will you take this roofie so we can do it now?"
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"it sucks being a mule..."
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"Should i take the blue pill? or the red pill??"
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"its goodluck to throw salt over your shoulder, like this..."
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got nuthin

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