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Haha, I can't believe I had to train Mr. Nola not to tell fart jokes and poop jokes. It was a swift lesson, though. He catches on fast. 😉
I had to train my bf not to fart on me... He's still learning. People in general should know it is not cool to expel gas on another human being! especially ME
 
I had to train my bf not to fart on me... He's still learning. People in general should know it is not cool to expel gas on another human being! especially ME

ON you? i understand in the same room as you, but ON you?
 
I had to train my bf not to fart on me... He's still learning. People in general should know it is not cool to expel gas on another human being! especially ME

HAHA. Mr. Nola's in for some REAL trouble if he tries that on me. Man. I mean REAL trouble.

I would just like to know WHAT in the name of GOD is so funny about fart? NOTHING. That's what.
 
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Haha, I can't believe I had to train Mr. Nola not to tell fart jokes and poop jokes. It was a swift lesson, though. He catches on fast. 😉

I think scatalogical humor is funny in moderate doses. Farting can definitely be funny, poop less so IMO.
 
haha, since we're on the subject of fart...

fart in arabic is pronounced 'fuss', so when i was a kid, i would burst out in uncontrollable laughter any time a pert plus commercial came on, since they said 'no fuss.'
 
HAHA. Mr. Nola's in for some REAL trouble if he tries that on me. Man. I mean REAL trouble.

I would just like to know WHAT in the name of GOD is so funny about fart? NOTHING. That's what.

Farting on girls is not cool 👍

The sound, mostly.
 
ON you? i understand in the same room as you, but ON you?
ON ME!!! I am defenseless, watermelon. When I first met him I said I can put up with a lot of things but don't fart near me... 4.5 years later I still suffer 🙁 lol
 
...I feel like I'm eavesdropping, but this is hilarious :laugh:
 
ON ME!!! I am defenseless, watermelon. When I first met him I said I can put up with a lot of things but don't fart near me... 4.5 years later I still suffer 🙁 lol

i say, fart on him.
 
Farting on girls is not cool 👍

The sound, mostly.
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The first time I met my friends husband out of nowhere he lifted his leg and farted on me. I didn't even know this guy!
 
i say, fart on him.

I agree.... Once a man realizes how unattractive it is to see/hear/smell their woman farting, I think they just may stop doing it. Not because they realize that they're being unattractive, but because they're afraid you'll keep doing it!
 
Personally I think farting is hilarious...but i probably have the sense ofhumor of a 12 year old.
 
I agree.... Once a man realizes how unattractive it is to see/hear/smell their woman farting, I think they just may stop doing it. Not because they realize that they're being unattractive, but because they're afraid you'll keep doing it!

What? girls can fart? Next thing, you're gonna tell me they poop as well. Ewwwwww
 
so i sent a LOI to UCLA..if it doesnt get me an interview then I know both NY and Cali hates me....maybe I should have tried texas?
 
That must have been uncomfortable.
I was speechless. "Did you... just... wtf" Now that I know him I'm not surprised. He is equivalent to a 5 yr old
 
I have about 30 guys I need you to tell this to. Spread the word!


The first time I met my friends husband out of nowhere he lifted his leg and farted on me. I didn't even know this guy!

WTF???? SRSLY?

Do people no longer have any manners... that is one of the first things my parents taught me, which was to not perform any bodily functions in front of other people, and if it happens on accident, then one should say excuse me...
 
I agree...i have a hard time imagining Jessica Alba pooping...weird.
haha I know such weird people. This guy I went to school with refused to acknowledge that girls have any bodily processes, including urination. If his gf left to go to the bathroom he would get pissed at her... weirdo
 
I agree...i have a hard time imagining Jessica Alba pooping...weird.

Haha, a guy in college said the same thing about "thinking about girls pooping was a turnoff".

Dude, it's not any prettier when you guys do it.
 
WTF???? SRSLY?

Do people no longer have any manners... that is one of the first things my parents taught me, which was to not perform any bodily functions in front of other people, and if it happens on accident, then one should say excuse me...

See, I just don't say anything, but I wince in the direction of someone else nearby 😉

Wasn't me!
 
Haha, a guy in college said the same thing about "thinking about girls pooping was a turnoff".

Dude, it's not any prettier when you guys do it.
seriously
 
On to another subject.

I have several thank you letters to write and a couple of letters of interest to send out.

But I keep wondering if I'm interested enough to send them 😛 or if that's more work than I'm up for.
 
I have about 30 guys I need you to tell this to. Spread the word!


The first time I met my friends husband out of nowhere he lifted his leg and farted on me. I didn't even know this guy!

I guess that's a stress test of sorts 😛
 
Haha, a guy in college said the same thing about "thinking about girls pooping was a turnoff".

Dude, it's not any prettier when you guys do it.
But its a manly thing to do..as well as belch, fart, chew with our mouths open, etc.
 
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But its a manly thing to do..as well as belch, fart, chew with our mouths open, etc.

My parents were real sticklers on manners... out of my whole family extended and whatnot, everyone commented on how well behaved we were... Now my little spoiled brother... that is a different story🙄
 
Haha, a guy in college said the same thing about "thinking about girls pooping was a turnoff".

Dude, it's not any prettier when you guys do it.

Yeah, but men are already type-cast as being disgusting, lol. Women are supposed to be the ones who smell like jasmine all the time :laugh:
 
My parents were real sticklers on manners... out of my whole family extended and whatnot, everyone commented on how well behaved we were... Now my little spoiled brother... that is a different story🙄

My parents tried raising us like that, but then we were exposed to my extended family and all their work went down the drain.
 
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