Class of 2013!!!

[DrYoda]

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Keeping driving, the bus will save them????

 

[aznb0y129]

... Unload your stuff and bring all three of them with you?

If it's a regular sedan-type car, this 👍

 

[aznb0y129]

car can only fit two people.



Who do you take, who do you leave & why

Can you have your best friend and love of your life take the car and you carry the older woman out of town?

 

[Anotherface]

ok if you have heard it don't tell the answer!

Rumor has it this riddle was used for a very competitive job application. The person who got it right got the job:

There is a terrible hurricane coming that will bring certain death to anyone left behind. You pack your valuables in the car and head out... but on the way you pass a bus stop and there are three people there. There is an older woman that is very sick and needs to go to the hospital. Next to her is your best friend that had saved your life once before. And next to him/her is the love of your life that you had lost a few years ago but is now back & here facing imminent death.

What do you do?

I would say hello to my friend and exchange info with him/her, then call an ambulance for the old lady, then safe my ex from imminent death.

 

[GoSpursGo]

car can only fit two people.



Who do you take, who do you leave & why

Who the heck drives a freakin smart car? 😡

 

[SDN2013]

ok if you have heard it don't tell the answer!

Rumor has it this riddle was used for a very competitive job application. The person who got it right got the job:

There is a terrible hurricane coming that will bring certain death to anyone left behind. You pack your valuables in the car and head out... but on the way you pass a bus stop and there are three people there. There is an older woman that is very sick and needs to go to the hospital. Next to her is your best friend that had saved your life once before. And next to him/her is the love of your life that you had lost a few years ago but is now back & here facing imminent death.

What do you do?

I'd save the best friend

 

[vadd0]

ok if you have heard it don't tell the answer!

Rumor has it this riddle was used for a very competitive job application. The person who got it right got the job:

There is a terrible hurricane coming that will bring certain death to anyone left behind. You pack your valuables in the car and head out... but on the way you pass a bus stop and there are three people there. There is an older woman that is very sick and needs to go to the hospital. Next to her is your best friend that had saved your life once before. And next to him/her is the love of your life that you had lost a few years ago but is now back & here facing imminent death.

What do you do?

Let my friend and old lady take my car and hang out with the love of my life. What do I win?

 

[Dr Lyss]

Can you have your best friend and love of your life take the car and you carry the older woman out of town?

lol whoever goes in the car lives. whoever does not will die. no carrying to to safety

I would say hello to my friend and exchange info with him/her, then call an ambulance for the old lady, then safe my ex from imminent death.

no ambulance. no buses.

 

[SDN2013]

Let my friend and old lady take my car and hang out with the love of my life. What do I win?

certain death?

 

[Dr Lyss]

let my friend and old lady take my car and hang out with the love of my life. What do i win?

 

[SDN2013]

lol whoever goes in the car lives. whoever does not will die. no carrying to to safety



no ambulance. no buses.

amirite?

 

[aznb0y129]

certain death?

 

[Dr Lyss]

I won't reveal who is right until everyone has had their say. Has everyone taken a stab?

 

[Bacchus]

I am right, because it's the only sensible solution

This reminds me of something...

When I was in boyscouts, probably a good ten years ago, the eagle scout with our troop told us a riddle about a dollar bill, gas station, and splitting it somehow. He wouldn't give us the answer at that time. He however said inviting him to our eagle scout ceremony would yield the answer. Well, I never became an eagle scout and now I forget the damn riddle.

 

[SDN2013]

I am right, because it's the only sensible solution

but it's for a job interview, you don't want to take risks in most jobs. Unless if adult entertainment industry was what Lyss was referring to as "very competitive job interview"

 

[SDN2013]

This reminds me of something...

When I was in boyscouts, probably a good ten years ago, the eagle scout with our troop told us a riddle about a dollar bill, gas station, and splitting it somehow. He wouldn't give us the answer at that time. He however said inviting him to our eagle scout ceremony would yield the answer. Well, I never became an eagle scout and now I forget the damn riddle.

i didn't grow up here. I don't know what boyscouts or eagle scouts are but I hear them alot, along with girlscout cookies.

 

[SDN2013]

And they happened to ask THIS question. It's not like they asked how your optimization of SQL implementation fixed the cloud search for an inventory application.

wut?

 

[Anotherface]

lol whoever goes in the car lives. whoever does not will die. no carrying to to safety



no ambulance. no buses.

Ok, so you just said that my ex was in danger; there was nothing wrong with my friend; and the old lady needed to go to the hospital; so I would say hello to my friend, exchange info with him, move my girl out of harms way, then drive ol to the ER.

 

[Dr Lyss]

but it's for a job interview, you don't want to take risks in most jobs. Unless if adult entertainment industry was what Lyss was referring to as "very competitive job interview"

lol I don't know what the job was! HaHa it could have been porn but lets assume its for a non-profit

 

[Dr Lyss]

Ok, so you just said that my ex was in danger; there was nothing wrong with my friend; and the old lady needed to go to the hospital; so I would say hello to my friend, exchange info with him, move my girl out of harms way, then drive ol to the ER.

you all are in danger! but if you drive the old lady then your friend and love will die... just so you know 😀

 

[Bacchus]

wut?

Just google boyscouts or cubscouts.

We're better than girl scouts. The farthest I got was genuine boyscout.

On my honor I will do my best To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law; To help other people at all times; To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight.

 

[Anotherface]

Ok, so you just said that my ex was in danger; there was nothing wrong with my friend; and the old lady needed to go to the hospital; so I would say hello to my friend, exchange info with him, move my girl out of harms way, then drive ol to the ER.

O, yea and I would come back to pick up my friend later and deal with any grievances by ditching my smart car 🙄 and taking my friend out to the bar.

 

[Dr Lyss]

ok are we ready for the answer? any last takers? I'm revealing in 30 seconds

 

[SDN2013]

How about.

Have your friend drive.

Have your love sit on your lap in the passenger seat.

Throw away valuables and let old lady sit in the backseat or trunk.

 

[GoSpursGo]

I won't reveal who is right until everyone has had their say. Has everyone taken a stab?

No, really... WHO THE HECK DRIVES A SMART CAR??!?!?!!?!

wut?

 

[SDN2013]

No, really... WHO THE HECK DRIVES A SMART CAR??!?!?!!?!

learn to aim scrub

 

[Dr Lyss]

No, really... WHO THE HECK DRIVES A SMART CAR??!?!?!!?!

HaHaHaHa 🤣

 

[DrYoda]

Scouts originally was meant to give wealthy kids a sense of the good outdoors. FDR was very big on the idea of Boy Scouts. I have never met a Scout who wasn't upper or upper-middle-class

Snobby boyscouts.
/jk

 

[Dr Lyss]

ok here we go...

 

[Anotherface]

you all are in danger! but if you drive the old lady then your friend and love will die... just so you know 😀

You know you didn't specify that the first time around.

 

[Bacchus]

I wasn't a snobby boy scout!

 

[Dr Lyss]

the correct answer is:

Pull over the car. Hand the keys to your best friend and tell him to drive the old lady to safety & get her medical attention. You stay behind and spend your last moments with the love of your life in your arms.


Vadd got it!

 

[Anotherface]

And sex. More sex.

the correct answer is:

Pull over the car. Hand the keys to your best friend and tell him to drive the old lady to safety & get her medical attention. You stay behind and spend your last moments with the love of your life in your arms.


Vadd got it!

So you're telling me you would let the love of your life die?

 

[SDN2013]

the correct answer is:

Pull over the car. Hand the keys to your best friend and tell him to drive the old lady to safety & get her medical attention. You stay behind and spend your last moments with the love of your life in your arms.


Vadd got it!

Dang. But the reward is certain death!

 

[Bacchus]

That's not a freaking riddle! I protest. PROTEST PROTEST PROTEST

 

[Dr Lyss]

when I did it I said hand the keys to the best friend & tell him to drive the love of my life while I die with the old lady haha

 

[SDN2013]

That's not a freaking riddle! I protest. PROTEST PROTEST PROTEST

use your mod powers. Send her to chubbyland!

 

[SDN2013]

when I did it I said hand the keys to the best friend & tell him to drive the love of my life while I die with the old lady haha

what if the love of your life is pissed that she didn't get to be in the car, and just runs away from you and won't let you hold her. Then you'd be like, FML.

 

[Anotherface]

when I did it I said hand the keys to the best friend & tell him to drive the love of my life while I die with the old lady haha

I would do that too.

 

[DrYoda]

That must have been for a non-profit. The real answer- drive whoever has the most $$$ on them.

 

[Dr Lyss]

what if the love of your life is pissed that she didn't get to be in the car, and just runs away from you and won't let you hold her. Then you'd be like, FML.

haha that would suck!

 

[Anotherface]

So someone came in and stole 30000 from us? I had never seen that poster in here before

 

[SDN2013]

Clearly, you've never loved before...

it seems like the love of your life dumped you for a few years though. I'm not WB Yeats....

 

[GoSpursGo]

the correct answer is:

Pull over the car. Hand the keys to your best friend and tell him to drive the old lady to safety & get her medical attention. You stay behind and spend your last moments with the love of your life in your arms.


Vadd got it!

That's not a freaking riddle! I protest. PROTEST PROTEST PROTEST

PROTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

what if the love of your life is pissed that she didn't get to be in the car, and just runs away from you and won't let you hold her. Then you'd be like, FML.

Well, at least you wouldn't have much life left to be F'd over.

 

[DrYoda]

I wasn't a snobby boy scout!

It's alright, I was in cub scout for a few years also.

 

[aznb0y129]

AWESOME picture Spurs 👍

the correct answer is:

Pull over the car. Hand the keys to your best friend and tell him to drive the old lady to safety & get her medical attention. You stay behind and spend your last moments with the love of your life in your arms.


Vadd got it!

Boo, I was close. I would have died carrying the old lady to safety

 

[aznb0y129]

So someone came in and stole 30000 from us? I had never seen that poster in here before

I got 30K, amph got 30K+1, then deleted a post to take 30K. There's a rumor going around that amph=Chubbs...

 

[SDN2013]

PROTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



Well, at least you wouldn't have much life left to be F'd over.

true. But you would die a very painful and unsatisfying death.

 

[Dr Lyss]

oh btw that was a question we asked in interviews for a social justice group at my school! No one got it right...

 

[Bacchus]

And next to him/her is the love of your life that you had lost a few years ago but is now back & here facing imminent death.

This is misleading. To me, the <3 is DEAD already.