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Just finished my last problem set for.......The rest of my life! Time to head out!
 
What if I wear heels?

That all depends on the heels and what else you might be wearing. 😉

I made a left turn on red. But it was my birthday, so I was allowed?

(Disclaimer: I have never ever made a left turn on red.)

ha ha. I'm guessing you don't live in a city.

That is legal. The law is that if you are on a one way you can turn onto a one way from the left hand lane assuming the one way is in the direction of a left turn. 😉

Some states allow this onto a one way street (some even from a two way to a one way). 🙄

Yeah, it's this crazy large state called the United State...s
 
ha ha. I'm guessing you don't live in a city.

That is legal. The law is that if you are on a one way you can turn onto a one way from the left hand lane assuming the one way is in the direction of a left turn. 😉

Nah, I live in an overgrown suburb that doesn't have a lot of one-way roads. You can explore it in Fallout 3!:d
 
Why do people leave comments on my mdapps calling me fat?? 😕 Is that supposed to hurt my feelings?

I'm sure they can't spell, but what they really meant to call you is PHAT!

You know, Pretty Hot And Tempting. 😉
 
Nah, I live in an overgrown suburb that doesn't have a lot of one-way roads. You can explore it in Fallout 3!:d

Well in that case you have a lot of sexy neighbors. I'm a big fan of that girl with a chainsaw for an arm. Hotness!
 
[Talking quietly]
[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
[M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."
[M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
[M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
[M1:] "All right."
[Turning pages]

[Heavy steps]
[M2:] "Uh oh"
[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"

[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
[M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
[Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."
[M1:] "Oh man."
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

[M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"
[M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down."
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."
[Whining continues]
[M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"

[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"
[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]
 
[Talking quietly]
[M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man."
[M2:] "We just had a test a week ago.
Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!"
[M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
[M2:] "Well we better study our butts off."
[M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
[M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!"
[M1:] "All right."
[Turning pages]

[Heavy steps]
[M2:] "Uh oh"
[M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming.
We'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
[Heavy steps continue]
[M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs!
That means he's going to be way out of breath!"

[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
[M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us."
[Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
[M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were."
[Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya."
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
[M2:] "Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
[Fatty:] "No, no, I'm catching it!"
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
[M1:] "Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."
[Fatty: Continuing to wheeze and whine louder] "Sure, no problem."
[M1:] "Oh man."
[Fatty: Still snorting and whining loudly]
"This test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
[Whining continues even louder]
[M1:] "Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that."
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
[M2:] "Fatty! Please keep it down!"

[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]

[M2:] "Is he sleeping!?"
[M1:] "No, it's his deviated sceptum.
Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing down."
[Snoring stops, more weird noise starts]
[M2:] "Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
[Fatty: Pausing, snorting] "I'm trying."
[Whining continues]
[M1:] "Fatty, you know what's going to happen!
Stop breathing so heavy! Please we gotta study!"
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
[M2:] "Oh no, that one's going to do it!"

[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
[M2:] "Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
[Fatty: Continuing his LOUD annoying whine] "I'm sorry!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Fire! Man the building!"
[M1:] "Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm."
[Fireman Ray:] "Fatty McGee, is that you again!?"
[Fatty: Stillin whining annoyingly] "Yes." [Snort] "Sorry." [Snort]
[Fireman Ray:] "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
[Fatty: Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!"
[Fireman Ray: annoyed] "Why!?"
[Fatty: Still whining horribly] "They're fun!"
[Fireman Ray:] "Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!"
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]

I wish I could have the time back that I just spent reading that...
 
God you people are deprived. It is a skit from one of the adam sandler cds.

It doesn't work without the audio. Also, if you had to pick one you should have picked "goatboy". That was probably the best skit on the album.
 
Oh, right. That guy that some people think is actually funny.


I think Sandler is 10x funnier than Will Farrell. Most of his stuff is worthless.

But most of Sandler's recent stuff hasn't been that great.

Although he did an awesome job in "Reign Over Me". Not a comedy, but a great movie nonetheless.
 
I think Sandler is 10x funnier than Will Farrell. Most of his stuff is worthless.

But most of Sandler's recent stuff hasn't been that great.

Although he did an awesome job in "Reign Over Me". Not a comedy, but a great movie nonetheless.

Ogeez, Will Farrell. I would definitely agree that Sandler is funnier by far than Will Farrell.👍
 
Neither Sandler nor Farrell is funny. I like Jim Carrey and Steve Carrell though.
 
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Currently listening to: Brand New - Deja Entendu

Had just got done listening to it when i wrote my title deal.

In related news, I am hamboned and probably much more excited about this coincidence tahn i should be.
 
Yep, we're all a bunch of fatties.

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I like Sundays. I think I'm gonna go watch the Draft.
 
Normal I find them depressing as I am mourning the end of the weekend. But this semester my weekends are huge, so sunday is in the middle.
 
Normal I find them depressing as I am mourning the end of the weekend. But this semester my weekends are huge, so sunday is in the middle.

I hear you. I only work a few hours on Sunday, so I call it a day off and Monday is completely off! Well, by completely off I mean it is riddled with studying, paper writing, and MCAT studying, but I don't have to be anywhere at any specific time, so it's nice!
 
That all depends on the heels and what else you might be wearing. 😉

Now 2013 has a dress code too? Lame. I'll never find a med student to marry this way.

Oh snap! So you can see me lurkin'? :scared: 😀

Yep... like Myuu said. We're ninjas.

I'm sure they can't spell, but what they really meant to call you is PHAT!

You know, Pretty Hot And Tempting. 😉

I'm sure that's what it was.
 
Normal I find them depressing as I am mourning the end of the weekend. But this semester my weekends are huge, so sunday is in the middle.

werd man... senior year spring quarter i only had classes tuesday and thursday. hard to do that as a science major here. PARTY HARTY BRO. :woot::barf:
 
I'm still oscillating between applying this summer and next, as I have some tentative gap year plans and know it is frowned upon to defer. However, I might be a 2014-er, in which case, hello, maybe?
 
a/s/l pirateinaskirt
 
Ignore this.

yeah, and most other things he says 😛

is anyone else bummed by the hot weather? we got no spring in NYC! it went from winter to hot in about a week. also i just hate summer in general so once i start sweating i get 😡
 
Ha ha. Suckers!!! It's about 60 degrees in Denver right now. Perfect weather... Too bad I'm studying in it though... 🙁


I think we can abbreviate Pirateinaskirts name too.

We could use a historical abbreviation, back in the day the proper terminology for a pirateinaskirt was a Wench. It could work. :meanie:


What are your 1-2 year plans that would keep you from matriculating in 2010 pirateina.... um... I mean Wench?
 
Ha ha. Suckers!!! It's about 60 degrees in Denver right now. Perfect weather... Too bad I'm studying in it though... 🙁


I think we can abbreviate Pirateinaskirts name too.

We could use a historical abbreviation, back in the day the proper terminology for a pirateinaskirt was a Wench. It could work. :meanie:


What are your 1-2 year plans that would keep you from matriculating in 2010 pirateina.... um... I mean Wench?

This is me unamused:
:boom:
 
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