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jimmy kimmel's "retaliation" video with ben affleck was almost as funny as the original

 

[RogueUnicorn]

LoL, I think it's Imfuh

XD

EDIT: Imfuh who? XDD

it's been a while. i like the ben affleck one better

 

[BlueElmo]

d dub, are you really hungry but fat?

 

[jackson1]

work is driving me crazy, i have no skin on the knuckles of my right hand, i am hungry but fat, my stomach is killing me, the boy i'm after is now dating my friend... shall i go on?

sorry🙁

 

[lstone13]

Ah I missed page 1000 while I was in my interview! Lame!

 

[metallica81788]

Ah I missed page 1000 while I was in my interview! Lame!

What was your interview today?

 

[BlueElmo]

Ah I missed page 1000 while I was in my interview! Lame!

Where was your interview?

 

[brooklynblunder]

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

 

[Luun]

jimmy kimmel's "retaliation" video with ben affleck was almost as funny as the original

it's been a while. i like the ben affleck one better

Yeah I like them both. Matt Damon's because it was original and had priceless scenes, and the Ben Affleck one just because Kimmel ran with it and pulled the "Lets see how many famous people I can get into this video"

 

[Luun]

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

 

[brooklynblunder]

I drank some boiling water 'cause I wanted to whistle.

 

[metallica81788]

Yeah I like them both. Matt Damon's because it was original and had priceless scenes, and the Ben Affleck one just because Kimmel ran with it and pulled the "Lets see how many famous people I can get into this video"

I never really like these types of videos/movies. Except for Mars Attacks! That movie was awesome.

 

[brooklynblunder]

What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

 

[Luun]

What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

Wouldn't it be DayQuil? Or you'd just fall asleep...

 

[metallica81788]

Chance of snow here tonight. But please, if it does, wait until after I'm back at my apartment for the night.

 

[brooklynblunder]

I ordered a chicken sandwich but I think the waitress misunderstood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun. ****, it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!"

 

[metallica81788]

I ordered a chicken sandwich but I think the waitress misunderstood me because she said, "How would you like your eggs?" So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said "Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked and then cut up then put onto a grill then put onto a bun. ****, it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time, scrambled!"

🤣

 

[JJMrK]

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

👍

 

[brooklynblunder]

I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. NOTHING WAS ALPHABETIZED!

 

[brooklynblunder]

A fly was very close to being called a "land," cause that's what they do half the time.

 

[metallica81788]

Got any more?

 

[brooklynblunder]

If you have dentures, don't use artificial sweetener, cause you'll get a fake cavity.

 

[brooklynblunder]

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.

 

[brooklynblunder]

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".

 

[brooklynblunder]

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

 

[guyski79]

If we're on the subject of bad jokes...

I always did think Tiger had a problem chasing too many birdies.

 

[CielloStelatto]

😱

That's it?

oh no, i had more too. but just an average grilled cheese from the hospital cafeteria. but today the yogurt was delish.

uuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhh i am in a bad mood

chin up ddubs!!!! 🙂

I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records. NOTHING WAS ALPHABETIZED!

ok brook, did you know all these ridiculous jokes, like a stash of them in your head, or are you googling them?

 

[brooklynblunder]

no, they are by Mitch Hedberg. Dude was a legend yo

 

[brooklynblunder]

ciello whatsyofavoriteMSTProgram,sofar

 

[Tatastrophy]

lstone how was your interview?


oh and thanks to whoever showed us Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" song.....its been stuck in my head the entire time I was in lab. Not very conducive to doing things that require concentration 😛

 

[GoSpursGo]

Now that a few weeks of the bball league has passed, I think I *might* have the best team... maybe

We'll see, we'll see... my team is doing well, but I'm not playing anyone hard right now. Gotta wait and see how I do against ksmi, jackson and JJ.

Nah, just maybe the best team that's healthiest.

Looks like tomorrow my team should be healthy again

must be a record.

Nope

OK, I admit, I made a huge generalizing state based on 2-3 cases. But there's really no evidence to suggest she's a guy except 1-2 pictures people have been point and and enhancing. Plus, I feel that if she were a guy try to pose as a woman, she'd definitely not run around in leotard/hot pants outfits that she wears.

There've also been rumors that Ciara and Fergie were men as well. I agree, Fergie does have strong facial features, but Ciara and Gaga....??

Lol. It's their job to dig up rumors. When there isn't anything real, they gotta make stuff up... the show must go on.

work is driving me crazy, i have no skin on the knuckles of my right hand, i am hungry but fat, my stomach is killing me, the boy i'm after is now dating my friend... shall i go on?

THAT seriously sucks

You're welcome. Spursy was apparently editing them away trying to see when I'd notice but I caught him. We are back to our 14 well-deserved exclamation points.

Seriously, what drove you to check?

Chance of snow here tonight. But please, if it does, wait until after I'm back at my apartment for the night.

Yeah... driving home in this mess is not going to be fun.

 

[brooklynblunder]

i'm always well disappointed when my posts are not in spurs' epic multi-quoting

 

[Luun]

Gah! I know I have a lot of time, but I'm STILL confused about how to chose a school. One day I'm thinking "oh I'll narrow down schools then compare cost of attendance" and then another day I'm thinking "Gah! I love that school, but I'd rather be in a citty where I don't have to drive on a 10 lane highway." (I hate driving)

Then I think "Omg that school is amazing! But I'm freezing right now and I'm in the south, how will I brave the winters THERE!?!"

It's like... there is no school with a strong advantage over any other school. 🙁

 

[BlueElmo]

What up gangstas?

 

[brooklynblunder]

for me its

1. money
2. if 1 is the same then the clinical thingies

 

[brooklynblunder]

What up gangstas?

what up thuuggg
what up blooodd
what up gangastaaaaaa

 

[Tatastrophy]

i'm always well disappointed when my posts are not in spurs' epic multi-quoting

you and me both.

 

[brooklynblunder]

you and me both.

lets quote each other to compensate for Spurs' negligence

 

[BlueElmo]

what up thuuggg
what up blooodd
what up gangastaaaaaa

Not much, how u be crackin, bro?

 

[brooklynblunder]

one of my closest friends who was anti-cigarettes now started smoking

🙁

i feel like i should too

 

[bobsmith]

lstone how was your interview?


oh and thanks to whoever showed us Lady Gaga's "Alejandro" song.....its been stuck in my head the entire time I was in lab. Not very conducive to doing things that require concentration 😛

alle alejandro alle alejaaaaaandroo.....

 

[Tatastrophy]

knock knock

who dere!

what would happen if the world ended in 2012. i would feel like a dork for going to med school

at least you wont have to pay back your school loans!
or better yet let some kind of catastrophic financial data storage failure happen in 2014 and we be like " Oh I don't owe a penny, I swears!"

one of my closest friends who was anti-cigarettes now started smoking

🙁

i feel like i should too

ew don't

multiquote-y enough?

 

[DrYoda]

idk if you heard, but...




[YOUTUBE]R7yfISlGLNU[/YOUTUBE]

Awesome.

no, but being 50% italian, they are a part of me. 😀

Don't worry I don't root for the US in any international sports either. Don't watch soccer though. Usually it's olympic hockey where my teams pulverize the US.

I feel like the last time I went to Flemings for 2 people it was over $100 bucks with no alcohol.

😱

i'm always well disappointed when my posts are not in spurs' epic multi-quoting

Fine I shall quote you.

Gah! I know I have a lot of time, but I'm STILL confused about how to chose a school. One day I'm thinking "oh I'll narrow down schools then compare cost of attendance" and then another day I'm thinking "Gah! I love that school, but I'd rather be in a citty where I don't have to drive on a 10 lane highway." (I hate driving)

I used to do lots of long driving in heavy traffic and I must say it is awesome not having to drive like that. It didn't bother me at the time, but looking back I wonder why I ever did all that driving.

you and me both.

🙄

 

[GoSpursGo]

i'm always well disappointed when my posts are not in spurs' epic multi-quoting

It's quite a prestigious honor, no?

Gah! I know I have a lot of time, but I'm STILL confused about how to chose a school. One day I'm thinking "oh I'll narrow down schools then compare cost of attendance" and then another day I'm thinking "Gah! I love that school, but I'd rather be in a citty where I don't have to drive on a 10 lane highway." (I hate driving)

Then I think "Omg that school is amazing! But I'm freezing right now and I'm in the south, how will I brave the winters THERE!?!"

It's like... there is no school with a strong advantage over any other school. 🙁

Try not to worry about it; things will work themselves out by May 15 🙂 I'm sure second looks will be major helpful to you, too.

you and me both.

... does this count? 😛

one of my closest friends who was anti-cigarettes now started smoking

🙁

i feel like i should too

Man that sucks.

Some of my friends thought that about me when I started drinking. (yes, I used to be anti-drinking 😛)

 

[Tatastrophy]

... does this count? 😛

now I don't feel quite so much like chopped liver. 🙂

Some of my friends thought that about me when I started drinking. (yes, I used to be anti-drinking 😛)

haha my friends were all egging me on to drink...what a hot mess ensued once they accomplished their goal. I remember someone actually convincing me that it was a good idea to take a shot of vodka while I was studying orgo my freshman year.
YIKES!

 

[brooklynblunder]

i spent $100 for in ear headphones/monitors
i spent $50 for surround sound wireless over the year headphones
i spend $20 on a PC speaker system

wayy too much ******ed spending going on here

 

[GoSpursGo]

now I don't feel quite so much like chopped liver. 🙂

haha my friends were all egging me on to drink...what a hot mess ensued once they accomplished their goal. I remember someone actually convincing me that it was a good idea to take a shot of vodka while I was studying orgo my freshman year.
YIKES!

Haha nobody really egged me on, per se, though I had plenty of opportunity if I wanted to. I actually made it till I was 21... so I felt like I had some time to make up... oops 😛

 

[Tatastrophy]

Haha nobody really egged me on, per se, though I had plenty of opportunity if I wanted to. I actually made it till I was 21... so I felt like I had some time to make up... oops 😛

haha I lived on a hall that was a complete ****show too. By second half of first semester we didn't bother with the frats...we had our own hall crawls lol

 

[DrYoda]

Haha nobody really egged me on, per se, though I had plenty of opportunity if I wanted to. I actually made it till I was 21... so I felt like I had some time to make up... oops 😛

wow! I lasted until ~14.

 

[lstone13]

Where was your interview?

At the Governor's Office! Unfortunately, not a medical school interview.