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I am like a cat hypnotist! They do whatever I tell them!

Like this?

 

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Like this?

The one I used had pretty flowers on it 🙂

 

[dingyibvs]

I am like a cat hypnotist! They do whatever I tell them!

that could be useful. for example, instead of being a cat thief, you can be a thief who uses cats!

 

[JJMrK]

I agree. I find cherry to be good in beer (Sam Adam's Cherry Wheat), but I haven't ever found chocolate to be good in a beer, even though a lot of people love chocolate stouts and stuff.

Most porters and a lot of stouts have chocolate hints in them, wouldn't you say?

Not I. I'll organize them, but I'm not making them all.

I'll make some if you make some.

 

[dingyibvs]

Like this?

hah, nice

The one I used had pretty flowers on it 🙂

wait, for yourself or for the cat?

 

[Tatastrophy]

that could be useful. for example, instead of being a cat thief, you can be a thief who uses cats!

oh teh possibilities!
especially if I can train them to use computers
and alter schools' decisions.
hmmmmmmmmmmm

wait, for yourself or for the cat?

the kitty cat of course!

 

[dingyibvs]

lol, i tried chat roulette again, first one i saw was some cute chick, next and it's some guy jacking off. yea, that's some weird shiz

 

[Tatastrophy]

lol, i tried chat roulette again, first one i saw was some cute chick, next and it's some guy jacking off. yea, that's some weird shiz

seriously...how is that legal!

 

[metallica81788]

Most porters and a lot of stouts have chocolate hints in them, wouldn't you say?

Yeah, definitely. I just don't like them.

 

[FloatOn]

lol, i tried chat roulette again, first one i saw was some cute chick, next and it's some guy jacking off. yea, that's some weird shiz

My friend posts screen shots on her Fb of the most interesting encounters. They're pretty friggin interesting to say the least.

 

[dingyibvs]

oh teh possibilities!
especially if I can train them to use computers
and alter schools' decisions.
hmmmmmmmmmmm

the kitty cat of course!

well that might be hard. try strong arming them with an army of cats. accept me or they'll all have heat in your backyard at the same time. every night.

seriously...how is that legal!

yea, especially when the term of service is that you have to be only 16!

 

[Tatastrophy]

well that might be hard. try strong arming them with an army of cats. accept me or they'll all have heat in your backyard at the same time. every night.

seriously LOLed.

 

[dingyibvs]

My friend posts screen shots on her Fb of the most interesting encounters. They're pretty friggin interesting to say the least.

ok, i'm gonna stick around for a chat for once instead of nexting through it. i'll report the results.

 

[metallica81788]

yea, especially when the term of service is that you have to be only 16!

😱

 

[dingyibvs]

well, the first conversation was brief.

Stranger: wanta see my cock?

Next.

So I guess I didn't actually say anything, lol

 

[metallica81788]

well, the first conversation was brief.

Stranger: wanta see my cock?

Next.

So I guess I didn't actually say anything, lol

I doubt you're going to get far with this project.

 

[brooklynblunder]

haha i dont think any of the people in chat roulette are real, they just insert fake video feeds as their webcam to see people's reactions

 

[Tatastrophy]

well, the first conversation was brief.

Stranger: wanta see my cock?

Next.

So I guess I didn't actually say anything, lol

hahaha i got one:
stranger (with a black screen): WAIT!
me (about to click next): hi?
stranger: blah blah blah blah blah
me: ok
stranger: want to see me touch myself? I thought that waiting to ask would be polite.
me: uhhhhhhhh NEXT!

 

[FloatOn]

well, the first conversation was brief.

Stranger: wanta see my cock?

Next.

So I guess I didn't actually say anything, lol

You need to say something, "HELL NO" in this case, for any convo to be a success.

Better luck next time.

 

[brooklynblunder]

do you guys have your webcams on?

 

[FloatOn]

hahaha i got one:
Stranger (with a black screen): Wait!
Me (about to click next): Hi?
Stranger: Blah blah blah blah blah
me: Ok
stranger: Want to see me touch myself? I thought that waiting to ask would be polite.
Me: Uhhhhhhhh next!

lol!!!

 

[Tatastrophy]

do you guys have your webcams on?

no way. i learned my mexicandr lesson!

 

[Tatastrophy]

lol!!!

oh part of that blah blah blah was him telling me that he hated my country (he is canadian aparently) I thought it was pretty funny

 

[dingyibvs]

hahaha i got one:
stranger (with a black screen): WAIT!
me (about to click next): hi?
stranger: blah blah blah blah blah
me: ok
stranger: want to see me touch myself? I thought that waiting to ask would be polite.
me: uhhhhhhhh NEXT!

lmao, nice. some guys just look creepy. but i just talked to this dude from australia, he's not bad. we agreed to continue searching for chicks

You need to say something, "HELL NO" in this case, for any convo to be a success.

Better luck next time.

umm true, true. i gotta make sure to reply next time lol

do you guys have your webcams on?

yea i had mine on.

 

[FloatOn]

do you guys have your webcams on?

Don't own one, so that'll never be a problem.

 

[Tatastrophy]

yea i had mine on.

I think you'll only have a problem if you have "sweetness pouring from your face" lol

 

[brooklynblunder]

damn dingy taty just called you uglay

 

[dingyibvs]

I think you'll only have a problem if you have "sweetness pouring from your face" lol

learn your anatomy foo, they don't come from the face

 

[Tatastrophy]

damn dingy taty just called you uglay

OOOOH SNAP!

learn your anatomy foo, they don't come from the face

ew.
just ew.
maybe like 100xew

 

[brooklynblunder]

with a capital U for miami

 

[brooklynblunder]

wow i knew dingy would have a playful comeback but didnt expect him to go that route. a little vile, but funny

 

[FloatOn]

learn your anatomy foo, they don't come from the face

OOOOH SNAP!

ew.
just ew.
maybe like 100xew

I lol'd.

 

[dingyibvs]

damn dingy taty just called you uglay

OH NO SHE DIDNT. imma smack that b so hard she gonna watch herself wipe

OOOOH SNAP!

ew.
just ew.
maybe like 100xew

hey you brought it up

 

[Tatastrophy]

I lol'd.

Haha I admit. I did too.

Well ok ladies and gents (and not so gents...i am looking at you and your sweetness juices, dingy......ewwwww) I am off to bed.
Have a dentist appt tomorrow. Get my teefs checked out 😀

 

[metallica81788]

Haha I admit. I did too.

Well ok ladies and gents (and not so gents...i am looking at you and your sweetness juices, dingy......ewwwww) I am off to bed.
Have a dentist appt tomorrow. Get my teefs checked out 😀

Make sure you ask fo da diamond grilll.

 

[dingyibvs]

I lol'd.

that's what SDN's for right

with a capital U for miami

that reminds me, megan fox is hot

 

[Tatastrophy]

Make sure you ask fo da diamond grilll.

to go with my new blingin' watch!

 

[brooklynblunder]

is megan fox part asian?

 

[dingyibvs]

is megan fox part asian?

well sort of, she's part native american, who are originally asian.

i think mixed chicks are the hottest. i'm gonna have to have some kids with a latina, then i'm gonna make my kids have kids with black/white mixes to create the perfect grandchildren.

 

[brooklynblunder]

hahaha

 

[FloatOn]

well sort of, she's part native american, who are originally asian.

i think mixed chicks are the hottest. i'm gonna have to have some kids with a latina, then i'm gonna make my kids have kids with black/white mixes to create the perfect grandchildren.

You're a special one, dingy.

 

[metallica81788]

Working on my official Baylor letter of intent. I just don't want to come across as pathetic, but I am...

 

[dingyibvs]

You're a special one, dingy.

Hey now, I don't want you to feel left out. I didn't mean I'd ONLY have kids with latinas

Working on my official Baylor letter of intent. I just don't want to come across as pathetic, but I am...

Man, don't even go there, you should see some of the LOI's I wrote to UF last year. Oh man, you can just see them getting more desperate and pathetic with each passing letter(I sent them like 8 total).

 

[metallica81788]

Man, don't even go there, you should see some of the LOI's I wrote to UF last year. Oh man, you can just see them getting more desperate and pathetic with each passing letter(I sent them like 8 total).

Oh, ok. That actually makes me feel a lot better. I'm kind of throwing them everything right now, though - is that bad? I just don't feel like writing any more (already sent a kind of intent letter) and having this be the defining letter with the actual phrase "I will go here"

 

[FloatOn]

Hey now, I don't want you to feel left out. I didn't mean I'd ONLY have kids with latinas



Man, don't even go there, you should see some of the LOI's I wrote to UF last year. Oh man, you can just see them getting more desperate and pathetic with each passing letter(I sent them like 8 total).

Good to know I'm still in the running!

 

[FloatOn]

Hmmm...had some wine tonight. I think it's time to say adieu. 😴

 

[dingyibvs]

Oh, ok. That actually makes me feel a lot better. I'm kind of throwing them everything right now, though - is that bad? I just don't feel like writing any more (already sent a kind of intent letter) and having this be the defining letter with the actual phrase "I will go here"

Maybe now is too early, wait 'till June-ish to throw the kitchen sink at them. What do you have to lose then? It's not like you're applying again.

Good to know I'm still in the running!

You laugh now, but just ask bbl how great my sperms are. no homo

 

[metallica81788]

Maybe now is too early, wait 'till June-ish to throw the kitchen sink at them. What do you have to lose then? It's not like you're applying again.

Oh, if I'm writing in June, I'll find more to throw at them. They're starting to put out their major round of acceptances, so I would like to get this in before those are all given out maybe at the end of the month.

 

[dingyibvs]

Oh, if I'm writing in June, I'll find more to throw at them. They're starting to put out their major round of acceptances, so I would like to get this in before those are all given out maybe at the end of the month.

Sure, go for it then, make sure they know your unrequited love for them. Just don't lose your dignity while at it, not yet anyway

 

[metallica81788]

Sure, go for it then, make sure they know your unrequited love for them. Just don't lose your dignity while at it, not yet anyway

So I should save the "I will drop everything and come to Houston in July if you accept me" line for later?