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guy at grocery store starts making awkward conversation with me while i'm checking my stuff out, he's emptying the trash. after he says some awkward small talk about how his job sucks...
me: well, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it
him: yeah, but it helps me meet good looking women
me: no, it doesn't. *walks away*
i was gonna offer some ice for the burn but i was already out of the store
i was gonna offer some ice for the burn but i was already out of the store
Classic! Or you could have subtley admitted that you were ugly. 👎
guy at grocery store starts making awkward conversation with me while i'm checking my stuff out, he's emptying the trash. after he says some awkward small talk about how his job sucks...
me: well, it's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it
him: yeah, but it helps me meet good looking women
me: no, it doesn't. *walks away*
i was gonna offer some ice for the burn but i was already out of the store
hahah, this type of thing is funny when it doesn't happen to me. Just imagine his life - things probably didn't work out for him when he was younger, now has a dead-end job taking out the trash, probably was rejected by a lot of women for said reasons.
Finally musters up the courage to talk to a good looking girl.... but sucks for him, he ran into a MEAN GIRL. REJECTED
who does not love this movie? YOU GO GLEN COCO
also, he was young. probably 18-20.
i love how they have the nerd asians, and the cool asians.. then unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings lmao
it's amazing how they got away with saying some of the stuff in that movie
i love how they have the nerd asians, and the cool asians.. then unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings lmao
it's amazing how they got away with saying some of the stuff in that movie
you forgot the girls who don't eat anything, the burnouts, the sexually active band geeks...and there's one other i can't remember.
and why not? it's a movie, it was rated pg 13, it's not like it was a TV show.
true, all i know is that's probably the only movie i found lindsay lohan attractive. I remember really digging Gretchen at the time; thanks for rekindling that
edit: also, that movie made me thank god many times that i'm male. And Kevin G 👍
Nope, that's Regina George. Gretchen is Lacey Chabert, the brunette one.is gretchen the rachel mcadams character
I LOVE that movie. You can't truly appreciate it unless you've gone through high school as a girl. Who wants a cake made out of rainbows?
no the movie really scared me. snakes + spiders = scared curbye
I need a lesbian lover.
olives, pickles, jalepenos, onions, banana peppers, spinach, spicy mustard= best sandwich additions
i can get u one... shes 190 lbs of pure lezzzzzzbian!! u down!?!?
not nice bro im fat. way to make me feel like ****
I didn't say fat, I said obese. There's a difference.
so thamsen, where's it gonna be for you in the fall?
lmao im just fukin with u dude i aint fat nor do i care about wut u said. lolz i love teh internet. gnite boys
Well, if I get off Duke or Sinai's waitlist I'll probably go to one of those two.
Otherwise, Tufts, Temple or Stonybrook.
Tufts and Temple are expensive but in cities.
Stonybrook is cheap but in the boonies.
what is wrong with greta van susteren's face
shes a man