Class of 2015!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Suncrusher]

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unicorns would never wax our luxurius mane

Unicorns only let virgins touch them, anyways. They need to protect themselves from impurity, and also people who pluck their hairs for use as wand cores.

Ever seen an employee at a back-waxing place who didn't look like a dried-up streetwalker? No.

Sidenote, people misquoting Shakespeare makes me want to punch them. You (general you) are trying to sound smart and failing miserably, just GTFO. I had a coworker at my last job that said, "Something's bad in Denmark" to me and I wanted to scream.

The other day, someone I was rude to on the internet wrote me a long diatribe about how his own politeness was a sign of his high intelligence, and how my rudeness was a sign of "intelligence of that of a lower." And he made at least one grammatical mistake per sentence. And he ended the note with "your welcome."

jesus christ...

 

[mauberley]

Speaking of seeming smart: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-saddest-things-people-do-to-look-smart/

 

[Avoidthetiger]

And made at least one grammatical mistake per sentence. And ended the note with "your welcome."
jesus christ...

Did I email you by accident? 😛 [Now that everyone on SDN is pointing out my spelling/grammar mistakes - thanks 😛]

 

[Suncrusher]

In other news, the "Great Southern Brood" of Cicadas emerged from the ground around May 10th and ever since has been causing much hearing loss and many windshield splatters. There was an orgy of approx. thirty of them at the base of my garage door the other day, all writhing around in a little pile of insect-pleasure. My sister's new puppy has been eating them by the dozen. My friend's gecko ate like twenty within the first ten minutes of being outside, but unlike a dog, a gecko's anus is not large enough to pass a cicada's indigestible exoskeleton. Poor guy...

 

[Geekchick921]

all the world's a stage and peope are actors

You rat bastard... 😡

 

[Ursa]

Unicorns only let virgins touch them, anyways. They need to protect themselves from impurity, and also people who pluck their hairs for use as wand cores.

Ever seen an employee at a back-waxing place who didn't look like a dried-up streetwalker? No.




The other day, someone I was rude to on the internet wrote me a long diatribe about how his own politeness was a sign of his high intelligence, and how my rudeness was a sign of "intelligence of that of a lower." And made at least one grammatical mistake per sentence. And ended the note with "your welcome."

jesus christ...

This reminds me of my your vs you're thread. Damn thing shoulda been stickied.

 

[RogueUnicorn]

You rat bastard... 😡

do you bite your finger at me?

 

[RogueUnicorn]

 

[mauberley]

do you bite your finger at me?

I'm glad you're sparing your thumb.

 

[RogueUnicorn]

I'm glad you're sparing your thumb.

my kingdom for a thumb!

 

[Suncrusher]

I squee'd.

 

[DrVanNostran]

Hell no! Go look at C/o 2014!

BTW, DVN, I was just reading a few threads on Allo and Clinical rotations that you were posting a lot in. Congratulations on the approaching parenthood! When is your wife due?

In that case, beat 2014 😀

EDD is 10/08/11...right smack in the middle of an away rotation 😱 Thanks though 😛

 

[bigballer27]

who the hell are all these new people!?

I'M LOSING TRACK OVER HEREEE

 

[bigballer27]

my kingdom for a thumb!

I think I know who this is actually...change of name?




edit: the 'rawr' kinda gave it away, you should change this

 

[mauberley]

I think I know who this is actually...change of name?




edit: the 'rawr' kinda gave it away, you should change this

I don't know if he's trying to stay hidden or what.

 

[juliedi]

I think I know who this is actually...change of name?




edit: the 'rawr' kinda gave it away, you should change this

Also, the 7000 posts was a nice hint.

ps: I'm making paella for dinner. omnomnom

 

[DrVanNostran]

who the hell are all these new people!?

I'M LOSING TRACK OVER HEREEE

I like your quote. Lets just make it clear though, it is MJ then a few tiers down we can talk about Kobe>LBdouche

 

[Geekchick921]

In that case, beat 2014 😀

EDD is 10/08/11...right smack in the middle of an away rotation 😱 Thanks though 😛

Eep! Good luck there. She is due about a week and a half after I am. 🙂

 

[bigballer27]

I like your quote. Lets just make it clear though, it is MJ then a few tiers down we can talk about Kobe>LBdouche

hence why i put a few extra >'s

kobe and mj aren't too far off either, so i would make that one of those "greater than or equal to" signs

 

[Torr]

Finally chose a comp!!! Took forever. Have to wait about a week to get it though.


Also, one day of work left and I'm out. We we we so excited! It's actually happening 😱.

 

[mauberley]

Finally chose a comp!!! Took forever. Have to wait about a week to get it though.

Hooray! Now tell us what you're getting so we can be "jelly."

Also, one day of work left and I'm out. We we we so excited! It's actually happening 😱.

Bah, I'm still on for another couple of months. I'll have to live vicariously through you and everyone else.

I may be opening myself to being mocked, but this arrived at home today and I can't stop scanning things.

 

[Torr]

Hooray! Now tell us what you're getting so we can be "jelly."

After all the crap I gave it for not being attractive enough....I got a Lenovo . What can I say? It had everything I was looking for and the look kinda grows on you after a while.

I may be opening myself to being mocked, but this arrived at home today and I can't stop scanning things.

Dude, I saw a commercial for one of those a few months back and was like "man, I gotta get that!". I hate having hard copies that just end up being piles of unsortable papers. So, no jokes here. I still wanna get it .

 

[mauberley]

After all the crap I gave it for not being attractive enough....I got a Lenovo . What can I say? It had everything I was looking for and the look kinda grows on you after a while.

Excellent.

(I have a soft spot for the Thinkpads after having owned this lovely little machine. Yeah, it's IBM and not Lenovo, but still.)

Dude, I saw a commercial for one of those a few months back and was like "man, I gotta get that!". I hate having hard copies that just end up being piles of unsortable papers. So, no jokes here. I still wanna get it .

This thing is fabulous. No joke. It has brought a modicum of joy to this otherwise sad, lonely existence. It fills the void in a way that Swiffer never could and rivals Happy Fun Ball. Go buy it now.

 

[DaisyBuchanan]

Everyone should stop doing fun or productive things and play with me on gchat instead.

 

[mauberley]

Everyone should stop doing fun or productive things and play with me on gchat instead.

...implying that playing with you on gchat is neither fun nor productive? 😉

 

[DaisyBuchanan]

...implying that playing with you on gchat is neither fun nor productive? 😉

Meh. It may be fun on occasion but it's certainly never productive.

 

[mauberley]

Meh. It may be fun on occasion but it's certainly never productive.

Noted. 🙂

 

[addo]

Everyone should stop doing fun or productive things and play with me on gchat instead.

what are we playing?

 

[Torr]

Everyone should stop doing fun or productive things and play with me on gchat instead.

I'm currently still working on kicking your *** at Words, thank you. Btw, your last play, although skillfully placed, made me angry.

what are we playing?

Lol. Addo, are you a 2015er? It's been a while since I've been active in the threads in pre-allo 🙂.

 

[addo]

I'm currently still working on kicking your *** at Words, thank you. Btw, your last play, although skillfully placed, made me angry.



Lol. Addo, are you a 2015er? It's been a while since I've been active in the threads in pre-allo 🙂.

definitely 2015.... ive neglected this thread for too long, but now im in love with it 😍

 

[mauberley]

definitely 2015.... ive neglected this thread for too long, but now im in love with it 😍

Well, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT.

 

[addo]

Well, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT.

This type of marriage is not legal in my state....😛

 

[Charles_Carmichael]

This type of marriage is not legal in my state....😛

I now pronounce you (wo)man and computer. You may kiss the hard-drive.

Wait, I screwed up...

 

[addo]

I now pronounce you (wo)man and computer. You may kiss the hard-drive.

Wait, I screwed up...

yea you screwed up.... i got an SSD 😎

i boot up and surfing in 10 secs from a cold start😎😎😎

 

[Suncrusher]

@rogueunicorn--I just spent 15mins playing Sissy's Magical Ponycorn Adventure. Jealous?

 

[mauberley]

yea you screwed up.... i got an SSD 😎

i boot up and surfing in 10 secs from a cold start😎😎😎

There's a crude joke to be made here that I'll leave to everyone's imaginations, as whatever you come up with would be inevitably funnier than whatever I'd come up with.

 

[courtnes]

There's a crude joke to be made here that I'll leave to everyone's imaginations, as whatever you come up with would be inevitably funnier than whatever I'd come up with.

That's what I thought too, Maubs. I'm glad I'm not the only one that went there.

What's new, 2015?

I'm getting rid of my MSAR today. It's cathartic.

 

[DaisyBuchanan]

That's what I thought too, Maubs. I'm glad I'm not the only one that went there.

What's new, 2015?

I'm getting rid of my MSAR today. It's cathartic.

Oh thanks for reminding me, I promised mine to an undergrad in my lab but I keep forgetting to bring it.

 

[courtnes]

Oh thanks for reminding me, I promised mine to an undergrad in my lab but I keep forgetting to bring it.

Glad to be of assistance, if inadvertently. 😉 I wish I'd found that copy of the USNWR book, I'd have gotten rid of that too.

BTW, I like the "pumped up kicks" thing - every time I see it I get the song in my head, it's too catchy.

 

[dbeast]

Bongiorno from italia! Drinking italian beer + online stats homework = 93% in the class so far 😀

Will have lots of pictures to share in about a week!

Jeez this place has changed since I've left. This new unicorn guy needs to check his attitude. Reminds me of Bleargh.

And happy belated bday trio!

 

[Geekchick921]

It's buongiorno. 🙂 I can't wait to see pictures! I'm totally jelly. Going to Italy is absolute on my bucket list.

 

[Ursa]

Also, the 7000 posts was a nice hint.

ps: I'm making paella for dinner. omnomnom

i love paella....had the most amazing seafood paella in Madrid three summers ago.

Well, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT ?

Fixed 😉

 

[addo]

There's a crude joke to be made here that I'll leave to everyone's imaginations, as whatever you come up with would be inevitably funnier than whatever I'd come up with.

crude jokes are always welcomed 👍

 

[Torr]

Excellent.

(I have a soft spot for the Thinkpads after having owned this lovely little machine. Yeah, it's IBM and not Lenovo, but still.)

I keep looking at this thing trying to figure out how exactly the keyboard parts fold back in when you close it up. Looks really cool and retro though. Now I want a computer that was featured in a James Bond movie and exhibited at the NY MoMA too!! 🙁

Bongiorno from italia! Drinking italian beer + online stats homework = 93% in the class so far 😀

Lol. That's so cool. Can you imagine having to miss a trip like that because of a stats pre-req course?! I love technology.

 

[Geekchick921]

I don't know about you guys, but my first day of orientation is in exactly two months. Hoooooooooooooly schit. It seems so much closer now than it did just yesterday.

 

[courtnes]

I know! I keep cycling between "it can't come soon enough" and "holy crap I'm not ready for this."

Edit: Convenience store post!

 

[addo]

I don't know about you guys, but my first day of orientation is in exactly two months. Hoooooooooooooly schit. It seems so much closer now than it did just yesterday.

its June now 😱... mine is 2 months and 9 days away. lets do it, im ready

 

[Ursa]

T-minus 6 weeks until my last day of work and moving to College Station (<---not so thrilled about Aggieland, but stoked for med school)!!!!

T-minus 28 weeks from this Saturday til I get hitched!!!!! WOOHOOO!

 

[courtnes]

T-minus 6 weeks until my last day of work and moving to College Station (<---not so thrilled about Aggieland, but stoked for med school)!!!!

T-minus 28 weeks from this Saturday til I get hitched!!!!! WOOHOOO!

Congrats, Ursa! 🙂

 

[Geekchick921]

Oh, and this baby is due 17 weeks from tomorrow. A week from tomorrow I hit what's generally considered the viability threshold. OMG, this is going fast.