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Did anyone's cafeteria offer anything more than an apple or orange as a token fruit/vegetable? Mine didn't.

I'm pretty sure my HS cafeteria had a salad bar back then. (I know it does now.)

At that stage in my life, I couldn't have been less interested in it.
 
Go see for yourself on FB. Are we friends there?

I actually think I'm not a whole lot bigger than I was at this point with Chicklet, but I looked bigger earlier this time. My bellybutton's almost gone, though. I know that is hella weird.

Uh... yeah.

I'm sorry, but there is literally nothing about the gestation or birthing process that is even remotely interesting to me and that doesn't gross me out. I'm already dreading the OB/GYN rotation because I would truly be fine if I never saw a baby come out of a hoohoo in my life. The whole process just grosses me out.
 
Cole, Future Ob/Gyn doc in the making.


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(everyone in my family thinks I'm going into urology. My BF just keeps reminding me that I love ORTHO.
I guess he wants me to keep liking male parts. haha.)
 
Cole, Future Ob/Gyn in the making.

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Uh... yeah.

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I'm sorry, but there is literally nothing about the gestation or birthing process that is even remotely interesting to me and that doesn't gross me out. I'm already dreading the OB/GYN rotation because I would truly be fine if I never saw a baby come out of a hoohoo in my life. The whole process just grosses me out.

The birthing process I can understand, though I do find it interesting, personally. That said, you don't think it's kind of amazing that we go from this to this in just 10 weeks and to this in another 28? The development and number of things that need to go right to come to that conclusion are just awesome to me.

... I will be absolutely astounded if I don't wind up in Ob/Gyn or Peds.
 
Did anyone's cafeteria offer anything more than an apple or orange as a token fruit/vegetable? Mine didn't.

I was one of those kids whose parents made enough money that a school lunch wasn't subsidized but didn't make enough money to afford to be able to have me buy lunch every day. I'm pretty sure that on the rare occasions I didn't bring a lunch from home that I chose pizza and curly fries 100% of the time. Those fries were addicting. There was always a rush where everyone ran out of class to get in line for some fries before they ran out. It was pretty much exactly like that episode of Community with the chicken fingers...

Yesssss. I loove Community. 👍
 
The birthing process I can understand, though I do find it interesting, personally. That said, you don't think it's kind of amazing that we go from this to this in just 10 weeks and to this in another 28? The development and number of things that need to go right to come to that conclusion are just awesome to me.

... I will be absolutely astounded if I don't wind up in Ob/Gyn or Peds.

Fetus pictures gross me out because they just look like aliens. 🙁

I could definitely see myself in peds. Once the baby is OUT of the hoohoo, I'm fine.
 
Fetus pictures gross me out because they just look like aliens. 🙁

I could definitely see myself in peds. Once the baby is OUT of the hoohoo, I'm fine.

IMO, the problem with general peds is NOT the patients. It's the all-too-common crazy-ass and/or stupid parents. The ones that think they need to run to the ER for every boo-boo and sniffle. Working at an answering service for a year and a half earlier in my 20s confirmed this. Oh... My... God.
 
girl parts are yucky.

Sun, if you ever have a non-Archer avatar again I will be very sad.

Eyeballs are so much grosser to me than vag.

Agreed. I did eye research for a couple of months, and after that I said no way jose to optho.

Where the hell do you put the pooper on this list of yours? :eyebrow:

As weird as it is, colorectal surgery is somewhat high up on my list. I know this is mostly because it's my dad's main area of expertise, and working in his office has given me tons of experience in it, but I do actually find it pretty interesting. More so the "colo" than the "rectal" part of it, but still, I've seen too many cases of hemorrhoids and anal fissures for it to gross me out anymore. 😳
 
IMO, the problem with general peds is NOT the patients. It's the all-too-common crazy-ass and/or stupid parents. The ones that think they need to run to the ER for every boo-boo and sniffle. Working at an answering service for a year and a half earlier in my 20s confirmed this. Oh... My... God.

Or, on the opposite end of the spectrum, ******ed parents that haphazardly give their freshly transplanted children their immunosuppressants. 😡

As weird as it is, colorectal surgery is somewhat high up on my list. I know this is mostly because it's my dad's main area of expertise, and working in his office has given me tons of experience in it, but I do actually find it pretty interesting. More so the "colo" than the "rectal" part of it, but still, I've seen too many cases of hemorrhoids and anal fissures for it to gross me out anymore. 😳

wut
 
As weird as it is, colorectal surgery is somewhat high up on my list. I know this is mostly because it's my dad's main area of expertise, and working in his office has given me tons of experience in it, but I do actually find it pretty interesting. More so the "colo" than the "rectal" part of it, but still, I've seen too many cases of hemorrhoids and anal fissures for it to gross me out anymore. 😳
Maybe we should get into practice together one day. 😀

Though I do have an interest in optho. But that's only because I have "coke-bottle" glasses and dry eyes and was tested for glaucoma a year ago. hahahaha.
 
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The birthing process I can understand, though I do find it interesting, personally. That said, you don't think it's kind of amazing that we go from this to this in just 10 weeks and to this in another 28? The development and number of things that need to go right to come to that conclusion are just awesome to me.

... I will be absolutely astounded if I don't wind up in Ob/Gyn or Peds.
I love the birthing process....but I will say that it makes me glad I'm not a lesbian. There are certain bedroom activities I would no longer enjoy if I were.
Eyeballs are so much grosser to me than vag.
True dat.
Fetus pictures gross me out because they just look like aliens. 🙁

I could definitely see myself in peds. Once the baby is OUT of the hoohoo, I'm fine.
I now wonder if you say "hoohoo" at other times besides just in reference to medical activities.
 
I love the birthing process....but I will say that it makes me glad I'm not a lesbian. There are certain bedroom activities I would no longer enjoy if I were.

True dat.

I now wonder if you say "hoohoo" at other times besides just in reference to medical activities.

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I seriously had a dream just last night that I was a OBGYN and woke up in a cold sweat. :scared::scared::scared:
 
Yeah, sad isn't it. I'm often the in-room chaperone when my dad examines his female butt patients. That isn't so bad, but I hate cleaning the scopes at the ends of the day. Nasty.

That reminds me of watching the rad/onc prostate guy shove the condomandky'd ultrasound rods up dudes bums to look at their prostates. It was actually kinda awesome. The rod was attached to a machine that controls the depth of the probe and was straight out of some sort of strange alien porno, methinks.
 
Yo, how do we get our stars back up? What's with this non-sense? And when is it time to retire pre-allo and leave the derp?
 
I'm scared of posting in Allo... they're so serious over there

It's no big deal, brah. Just don't make assumptions about things we haven't experienced yet, which I think is reasonable. Only one guy tried to come down on me once during a discussion about e-mail etiquette, but it was because he assumed I was a youngin' who apparently never seen a formal e-mail sent to me before. Key word there, he assumed. Assume: make an ass out of you and me.
 
At first glance, when I look at Dr. Sheff's picture (at the top of the page) I think Chuck Norris is staring back at me.
 
It's no big deal, brah. Just don't make assumptions about things we haven't experienced yet, which I think is reasonable. Only one guy tried to come down on me once during a discussion about e-mail etiquette, but it was because he assumed I was a youngin' who apparently never seen a formal e-mail sent to me before. Key word there, he assumed. Assume: make an ass out of you and me.

Yup, this is pretty much it. It's not too bad over there but they ARE too srs.
 
Well I think I speak on behalf of all males in this thread who are averse to OBGYN by saying I don't want to mix business with... biz-nasss...

I get that. That's part of why uro currently holds no interest for me. 😛
 
Yo, how do we get our stars back up? What's with this non-sense? And when is it time to retire pre-allo and leave the derp?

It is never, ever time to leave the derp.

Allo isn't active enough to keep my interest. There are substantially fewer posts there each day.
 
Massively multiquoting...

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Love that show! And particularly that song.

Also: lease signed. Nausea commencing.

Congrats! Don't be sick, I think a comfortable living situation is essential to medical school.

That reminds me of watching the rad/onc prostate guy shove the condomandky'd ultrasound rods up dudes bums to look at their prostates. It was actually kinda awesome. The rod was attached to a machine that controls the depth of the probe and was straight out of some sort of strange alien porno, methinks.

How did no one comment on this? Hahaha!

I love the birthing process....but I will say that it makes me glad I'm not a lesbian. There are certain bedroom activities I would no longer enjoy if I were.

I now wonder if you say "hoohoo" at other times besides just in reference to medical activities.

+1 to both, and yay for Coug's return!

Sun, if you ever have a non-Archer avatar again I will be very sad.


As weird as it is, colorectal surgery is somewhat high up on my list. I know this is mostly because it's my dad's main area of expertise, and working in his office has given me tons of experience in it, but I do actually find it pretty interesting. More so the "colo" than the "rectal" part of it, but still, I've seen too many cases of hemorrhoids and anal fissures for it to gross me out anymore. 😳

Agreed and super gross.

IMO, the problem with general peds is NOT the patients. It's the all-too-common crazy-ass and/or stupid parents. The ones that think they need to run to the ER for every boo-boo and sniffle. Working at an answering service for a year and a half earlier in my 20s confirmed this. Oh... My... God.

You have all of my sympathy. I have heard so many call center stories, and they generally wind up with this reaction: :bang:

Eyeballs are so much grosser to me than vag.

Agreed.

Balderdash. Eyes rock. And they have smelly pus-like discharge much less often than vaginas.

You still couldn't pay me to mess around with eyeballs.

Yup, this is pretty much it. It's not too bad over there but they ARE too srs.

Super srs. Y u so srs, allo? Though there have been some more entertaining threads lately.

I admit, I came to post to this thread but I stay for the derp.

Also, link of the day: http://joebideneatingasandwich.tumblr.com/

Did you see this: http://xkcd.com/915/


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