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Speaking of tatas... I was thinking this the other day.

Earlier this year, I think, people were talking about regular blood donation as an EC/form of community service. It got me thinking. I nursed Geekchicklet for 7 months before my supply crapped out. I had wanted to do it for a year, and if I'd had extra I would have donated it, and if I had, after that thread here I definitely would have put it on my app. IMO, that would be a lot more impressive of an EC than regular blood donation. I know a mom online that's donated 1-2K ounces, and she's not even particularly well-endowed. I have NO idea how she does it.
 
hmmm so you're saying i should start donating my olympic swimmers?
 
Only if they collect it by hooking you up to something that pulls on your junk like an industrial dairy cow milking maching for 20-30 minutes at a time.

Donated milk actually goes to newborns in the NICU that can't ingest formula and their moms can't, for whatever reason, produce enough milk, or babies who are allergic to every form of formula on the market.
 
Speaking of tatas... I was thinking this the other day.

Earlier this year, I think, people were talking about regular blood donation as an EC/form of community service. It got me thinking. I nursed Geekchicklet for 7 months before my supply crapped out. I had wanted to do it for a year, and if I'd had extra I would have donated it, and if I had, after that thread here I definitely would have put it on my app. IMO, that would be a lot more impressive of an EC than regular blood donation. I know a mom online that's donated 1-2K ounces, and she's not even particularly well-endowed. I have NO idea how she does it.

That's way harder than donating blood. Blood donation requires you to just sit there for a couple mins then eat a cookie, breast milk donation requires you to pump for a looooong time just to get a few ounces. Def qualifies as EC.

hmmm so you're saying i should start donating my olympic swimmers?

May I interest you in my sperm bank? A friend and I plan to start one when we begin med school :laugh:

but seriously, donating sperm is not worth the trouble, you gotta jump through some serious hoops and you get little money in return.
 
yeah me too, i am refraining from making a dirty joke.


and it wasn't that it would feel good.
 
That's way harder than donating blood. Blood donation requires you to just sit there for a couple mins then eat a cookie, breast milk donation requires you to pump for a looooong time just to get a few ounces. Def qualifies as EC.

Yup, that's what I'm saying! Too bad I didn't have a ridiculous oversupply that let me donate. I think that was kind of my own fault for getting lazy when Chicklet started sleeping long hours early on. I did manage to freeze about 350 oz., though, and I felt like a rockstar.
 
holy crap 350 oz? how do you even store that much? that's like almost 3 gallons
 
Yup, that's what I'm saying! Too bad I didn't have a ridiculous oversupply that let me donate. I think that was kind of my own fault for getting lazy when Chicklet started sleeping long hours early on. I did manage to freeze about 350 oz., though, and I felt like a rockstar.
did you use it for white russians?
 
holy crap 350 oz? how do you even store that much? that's like almost 3 gallons
They sell storage bags that you can lay flat. They more compactly that way, and they're easier to thaw later on. I wish I'd taken a picture of it. I was proud.

It looked like this...
2009_0312HeathersPics0046.JPG


And OMFG, last May, our freezer stopped working. It was making a noise and I opened it to check and my ENTIRE stash was starting to thaw. It was a little after midnight and I came bursting into our bedroom in near hysterics about how I was going to lose it all (you can't refreeze it after it's been completely thawed). I threw it all into a cooler and drove it down to my mom's house at 1AM and threw it all in her freezer. Full-fledged, 5-alarm boob juice emergency, man. I was WEEPING, but I managed to save it.
 
hmm good to know.

oh and curbs, ben is a HUGE dirtbag. after what i heard what the girl said she remembered...
 
now that is TMI. it sounds like some kinky game you and mr.geek were engaged in. please do not feel the need to verify.
 
They sell storage bags that you can lay flat. They more compactly that way, and they're easier to thaw later on. I wish I'd taken a picture of it. I was proud.

It looked like this...
2009_0312HeathersPics0046.JPG


And OMFG, last May, our freezer stopped working. It was making a noise and I opened it to check and my ENTIRE stash was starting to thaw. It was a little after midnight and I came bursting into our bedroom in near hysterics about how I was going to lose it all (you can't refreeze it after it's been completely thawed). I threw it all into a cooler and drove it down to my mom's house at 1AM and threw it all in her freezer. Full-fledged, 5-alarm boob juice emergency, man. I was WEEPING, but I managed to save it.

lol sounds like my weed growing friend when his electricity went out :laugh: "oh noes! a messed up light cycle can make them flower too soon!"
 
now that is TMI. it sounds like some kinky game you and mr.geek were engaged in. please do not feel the need to verify.
It was not a kinky game. It was much more like a kid with a water pistol that you couldn't take away from them.
 
:barf:i have never used this smiley before. i've been waiting for the right time. now is that time.
 
*sigh* I wish you guys applied to be 2014. This boob juice talk, as geekchick would put it, is mighty entertaining.
 
*sigh* I wish you guys applied to be 2014. This boob juice talk, as geekchick would put it, is mighty entertaining.

true, but they can get away with it because they don't have their version of spurs and ksmi
 
I just read the past page in this thread, and I can think of at least 2 things I shouldn't say, but thanks for the entertainment guys.
 
Did you ever see that episode of, I think, America's Got Talent of that ginormous boob woman who could crush cans with her boobage? So disturbing. You could seriously consider them WMD.

Whaaat, that's hot, like this:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_0afWepgRI[/YOUTUBE]
 
Did you ever see that episode of, I think, America's Got Talent of that ginormous boob woman who could crush cans with her boobage? So disturbing. You could seriously consider them WMD.

you mean this???

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIOLgdGWZ_g[/YOUTUBE]

that blew my mind
 
And that's supposed to be a family friendly show.
 
that is very scary, i'd be afraid of her, who knows what she would do with those breasts if she was angry or something
breaking wooden boards?? geez
 
the bar one was good, the rest were disturbing. all were disturbing, really, just varying degrees of culture perception. sucking chrome off a bumper? that's hot. have breasts large enough to smother you? nooot so much
 
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