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Pisces Love & Sex Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope


Love for Pisces is often ethereal and magical. Or just plain confused. You’re a sign who yearns for the soul mate and for unconditional love. Luckily, you’re more than capable of giving this type of love to others and have a way of attracting soul mates to you with ease. Just don’t think that everyone you date is a soul mate! Unfortunately, when you don’t learn to develop boundaries in relationships you’re also quick to attract the type of date who might take advantage of you and can wind up being wrapped up in a “martyr/ savior” complex with someone you’re dating. That’s not a relationship and your lesson is to learn the difference. This year you’ll surely have an opportunity to do exactly that.

Single & Dating Pisces Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope


Just like the Pisces in a relationship will have a major shift in March. Thanks to Uranus leaving Pisces for good, all the single and dating Pisceans can expect the same burst of change. Uranus has made it difficult for you to enjoy stability in love if you’ve been single during the transit through your sign. You’ve craved excitement and stimulation in various forms and have likely explored your sexuality and dating options in an eclectic way. Your yearly horoscope indicates the Solar Eclipse on 7/1 2011 in your romance sector might offer you the chance to find true love. And this year, stable sex after all that dating frenzy is over.
They're pretty optimistic.
 
Libra Love & Sex Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope


You're all about a relationship Libra and in many ways it's fundamental to you to have at least one crucial partnership in your life so that you can learn your cosmic lessons about relating that you signed up for. Your 2011 yearly horoscope will grant you no shortage of opportunities to learn those lessons! In fact, you'll find that balancing "I" in the context of "we" had never been more challenging and rewarding all at the same time. Love, dating and sex are about give and take. You're used to the giving part Libra – perhaps a bit too much. What might happen Libra, if in the year 2011 you decided to do a bit more taking?


Libra in a Relationship Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope


In 2011 Libra, your yearly horoscope indicates love life will have expansion, shake ups, innovation and experimentation…all at the same time! Jupiter will blow up relationship and love matters for you until 6/4 2011 while he's in your partnership sector. If things are going well you might take your commitment to the next level and do it up Las Vegas style. If things are going downhill however, there could be a sudden break this year. Uranus, the planet of unexpected events, will also be in your partnership sector after 3/11 2011. You might decide to go on a make-up/break up roller coaster ride with your love. Buckle up


Isn't that around when Cornell is supposed to give decisions? 😱 Anyone here who knows my relationship situation knows what is written here is likely to happen this year haha. Interesting...
 
Aries Love & Sex Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope

Passion is no stranger to you Aries. Love, sex and dating are part of the game of life and you’re always out to win! Your yearly horoscope will test your ability to play that game! The ardor you can show a love interest can be breathtaking because with you, love is all about being on the edge of the next great conquest.

In the bedroom you’re up for anything and outside the bedroom you demand that a lover keeps you on your toes. Aries, you’re most attracted to a date you see as a challenge. In fact, playing hard to get really turns you on! Once you’ve conquered the object of your affection your date needs to remember how much you like to fight. For you, friction breeds relationship happiness.


Single & Dating Aries Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope

Aries, in 2011 your yearly horoscope indicates that dating and sex could become less carefree and more stable. But that’s exactly the way you’ll prefer it this year. With Saturn in your partnership sector, if you’re single at the start of 2011 you won’t be for long. In fact, your yearly horoscope has Jupiter expanding your potential for all personal endeavors and relationship from January 22nd 2011 until June 4th 2011 when he’ll be in your sign.

Uranus will enter your sign on March 11th 2011 adding to the excitement of your horoscope this year. Sudden love, an exciting date or dating spree and experimental sex is coming but this time it won’t be “just another date.” This time, it could be love.

Sounds like it's gonna be a crazy year for me
 
hahaha, I'm loving the phrase "pound town rain jacket"

So according to my 2011 Scorpio Love and Sex Forecast: I'm extremely paranoid and obsessive, but "Money and sex…it’s your year"
 
hahaha, I'm loving the phrase "pound town rain jacket"

So according to my 2011 Scorpio Love and Sex Forecast: I'm extremely paranoid and obsessive, but "Money and sex…it’s your year"

... gotta pay for med school somehow?

Also, definitely gonna use the rain jacket phrase with my bf from now on.
 
From 1/22 2011 until 6/4 2011 Jupiter will expand opportunities for new sexual partners and your dating pool will be full. But things get extra spicy after 3/11 2011 when Uranus enters this part of your chart to guarantee sexual experimentation (maybe even on the first date) and all the stimulation your adventurous spirit can handle.


This is so full of double-entendres...i can't even....omg
 
From 1/22 2011 until 6/4 2011 Jupiter will expand opportunities for new sexual partners and your dating pool will be full. But things get extra spicy after 3/11 2011 when Uranus enters this part of your chart to guarantee sexual experimentation (maybe even on the first date) and all the stimulation your adventurous spirit can handle.


This is so full of double-entendres...i can't even....omg

Epic post
 
From 1/22 2011 until 6/4 2011 Jupiter will expand opportunities for new sexual partners and your dating pool will be full. But things get extra spicy after 3/11 2011 when Uranus enters this part of your chart to guarantee sexual experimentation (maybe even on the first date) and all the stimulation your adventurous spirit can handle.


This is so full of double-entendres...i can't even....omg

Horoscope translation: "Sun will not be taking several trips to pound town, rather he will be setting up permanent residence there." 👍
 
Daisy, you are too ladylike!

After mid-March, I will become overstimulated due to copious amounts of spicy anal sex. There, I said it.

Hooray for sag
 
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Gemini Love & Sex Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope

It’s true – the way to a Gemini’s heart really is through his or her brain and nothing turns you on more during a date than good old fashioned intellectual stimulation. If a date can’t keep you curious and engage your clever mind, your attention will likely turn elsewhere. If however, you’re given clever conversation and a body willing to listen to all of your clever thoughts, you’ll easily nurture a relationship. Still, you enjoy dating since it provides an opportunity to sample from different flowers. All for the sake of mental stimulation, of course. The sexual stimulation is simply an added bonus.

Gemini in a Relationship Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope

Gemini, your yearly horoscope indicates that the dynamics of your committed relationship are about to change in 2011. That’s because your sign and your opposite sign, Sagittarius, are the stars of the eclipse show this year in your horoscope. Since Eclipses will fall in your 1st and 7th house relationship axis on 6/1, 6/15 2011 and then again on 11/25 and 12/10 2011 you can expect a major shift in how you and partner relate. If sex has been a problem in your relationship it will continue to require your attention. You and your partner are not spending enough time in the bedroom. For once Gemini, your yearly horoscope is asking you to consider more action and less talk.

.... So according to my relationship forecast, my husband and I are not going to be spending enough time in pound town ... I call epic bull****:nono:
 
http://www.sexualastrology.com/2011_yearly_horoscopes.html

Look up your sexual forecast for 2011. They're hilarious.

Taurus Love & Sex Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope


Taurus, your sign is as loyal as they come and when it comes to love, you don’t give your heart away too easily. Instead you’re cautious on the dating scene and prefer to warm up slowly to someone. But that doesn’t mean you lack in passion. In fact Taurus, you’re the most sensual sign of the zodiac to date and you tend to require an active sex life in order to feel centered. You’re comfortable with your sexuality and in love you can be extremely possessive and jealous. Once you find that perfect relationship however, you’ll go through thick and thin to preserve it. Your yearly horoscope only proves this to be true!
Taurus in a Relationship Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope


Taurus, if you’re starting 2011 in a relationship then you might encounter a power struggle during the year – especially around February 25th 2011 when Jupiter squares Pluto, the ruler of your relationship sector. There could be a battle about money, sex or your dating games. Your yearly horoscope shows you’ll have tremendous potential to show more of your individuality in a relationship once Jupiter enters your sign on June 4th 2011. For the rest of 2011 Taurus, your yearly horoscope assures that the entire world will see you ooze your sexual side, not just the person you’re dating. But it’ll only be the love of your life that benefits. In return for your sexual favors, your partner will fully support you in your personal developments this year.
^ 😱 Looks like I better put out then!

Haha...I think I'm a Taurus too..so looks like an interesting year..lol.
 
I wonder what people that got Tattoos of their sign gonna do now?
 
Gemini in a Relationship Forecast
2011 Yearly Horoscope

Gemini, your yearly horoscope indicates that the dynamics of your committed relationship are about to change in 2011. That’s because your sign and your opposite sign, Sagittarius, are the stars of the eclipse show this year in your horoscope. Since Eclipses will fall in your 1st and 7th house relationship axis on 6/1, 6/15 2011 and then again on 11/25 and 12/10 2011 you can expect a major shift in how you and partner relate. If sex has been a problem in your relationship it will continue to require your attention. You and your partner are not spending enough time in the bedroom. For once Gemini, your yearly horoscope is asking you to consider more action and less talk.

.... So according to my relationship forecast, my husband and I are not going to be spending enough time in pound town ... I call epic bull****:nono:

Well, BF and I are living apart for a year beginning in August. That will certainly change the sexual dynamic. OMFG ASTROLOGY IS REAL!!!!
 

i am now a bizarre sign

I am now a bizarre sign as well. I would like to know what the new me is all about though....

My horoscope is unchanged... typical Taurus behavior, stubbornly refusing to change even when the planet's wobbling.

To prove that my stars are still aligned in the same way, I got another rejection today.

🙁



Just read the last 2 pages. I'm disappointed that the thread got so sexual when I wasn't here

Also, I'm still a sag, a.k.a. the most badass zodiac sign.

I don't give a **** about horoscope mumbo jumbo but I still care an inordinate amount that my sign in the coolest 🙄

I'm sure gunna miss being a sag. 😉

What??? Aries are so self centered! You are way more Pisces-y


All those in favor of talking about Pound Town again, say "Aye"

Aye!

Ditto Buchanan
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:laugh:
 
Okay so I might not have seen weekends at bernie's, but at least I was forced to watch the princess bride 😎

The princess bride is an awesome movie. I always think I'm going to grow out of it or something, but I just love it every time I see it.
 
+1 My sister and I wore the video tape out watching that movie.
 
You guys wouldn't even believe me if I told you how long it's been since my last visit to PT. 4.5 years...53 months....~1600 days...however you want to look at it.
 
You guys wouldn't even believe me if I told you how long it's been since my last visit to PT. 4.5 years...53 months....~1600 days...however you want to look at it.

No, I can believe that. :whistle:
 
You guys wouldn't even believe me if I told you how long it's been since my last visit to PT. 4.5 years...53 months....~1600 days...however you want to look at it.

I've never been to Pound Town! 🙂
 
Were you just passing through or did you stop to chat up the locals a bit?

:laugh: I'm not even sure what exactly this means, and I don't think I want to figure it out.

Edit: Did any one else read that "how to find ppl to date" thread? That poor girl...
 
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My travel partner's out of town (hopefully not visiting pound town with anyone else), but I have a trip planned soon. 😉
 
This whole pound town thing is hilarious. BTW normally my answer to last Pound Town visit would have been "yesterday" or "today" but since I'm on vacation sans girlfriend I am ashamed to say 5 days 🙁.

Sorry Ursa and Trio for you lack of travel to PT, my prediction is Pound Town is a short stop away for the both of you 😀.
 
Were you just passing through or did you stop to chat up the locals a bit?

Been kinda in and out for a few hours now.

^ That wording is hilarious given the recent conversation.

But I'm about to give Chicklet a bath and get her all ready for bed. We were just watching Ice Age.
 
:laugh: I'm not even sure what exactly this means, and I don't think I want to figure it out.

Edit: Did any one else read that "how to find ppl to date" thread? That poor girl...
read a few of her other threads... poor poor poor girl. She's in my top 3 most annoying posters.
 
My travel partner's out of town (hopefully not visiting pound town with anyone else), but I have a trip planned soon. 😉

This whole pound town thing is hilarious. BTW normally my answer to last Pound Town visit would have been "yesterday" or "today" but since I'm on vacation sans girlfriend I am ashamed to say 5 days 🙁.

Sorry Ursa and Trio for you lack of travel to PT, my prediction is Pound Town is a short stop away for the both of you 😀.
No trips to the town for me until my bf heals from surgery 🙁

Actually, I'll be having no fun of any kind tonight, as I have a ton of schoolwork to catch up on.

Dear professors,
Don't make Saturday deadlines for things... I'm not responsible enough to get my stuff done before the weekend starts.
Best regards,
Daisy
 
Make sure your cars are safe when you get into pound town.

It's always interesting when different people feel comfortable going to town together.

I usually prefer going to pound town with the same person more than once, but I usually end up going with different people.

:beathorse:
 
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