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  1. nortomaso

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    I've undergone something of a religious conversion of late and decided to mend my ways-- even my online ways. I have done something dishonest in this forum. I have signed up with multiple usernames. Nortomaso, Anasazi, Atsai, Mosche, Doc Samson, and a few others I can't think of now are all really just one person...me.

    To be honest, I'm not even a psychiatrist or in the medical field at all. I'm a real estate attorney in Knoxville, Tennessee. My cousin is a podiatrist, though, and I do see a psychiatrist once a week. He did his residency at the University of Wisconsin and told me to tell you guys its a great program.

    Anyway, hope those of you who really exist will forgive me.
     
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    NORTO?? come on, you have GOT to be joking?!
     
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    Holy cr*p...you...you're not also faking solideliquid are you...am I just a personality among many? *Begins to mentally throttle nortomaso's main personality* Solideliquid is TAKING OVER!!
     
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    Am I really here? Do I really exist? Perhaps I'm not me at all! :scared:

    umm also, Norto - do you know you have replied to yourself a lot? Do you know when you go under the different pseudonyms that you are replying to your own posts?
     
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    I only exist because Poety's need for a father figure causes her to become "OPD" when she dissociates....

    See, there she goes again...


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    Haldol IM all around folks! First round's on me!
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OPD you are my dad :) aren't you?! :eek: Please, its all crumbling now!!!! NOOOOOOOO.... :p

    umm.. you guys what if hes not joking?
     
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    OPD, my wife just told me she'd like to come clean too. She's been writing under the names of Poety, Solideliquid, Psych2be, and MDgonnabe. She's not a bad person and would confess herself if she weren't so shy. Its just that her nail salon has been so quiet of late and this gives us a way to stay close to each other when we are away at work
     
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    No sex for you tonight brother - don't go giving me up just because you had an epiphany ok? :mad:
     
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    You know, I'm not sure how I feel about being a male personality inside a womans mind...I'm gonna have a moving sale.
     
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    Solid, norto thought you were a WOMAN!!!! :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    [on=James Earl Jones]
    I am your father, Poety.
    [/James Earl Jones]


    Seriously, if he hadn't claimed to be Anasazi, our moderator, I might have believed it...
     
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    me too, that scared me actually :laugh: I'm always telling Mosche my business!
     
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    BTW, darling, I actually spoke to Jonah (you know, my shrink) about this and he said its not at all appropriate for you to withold sex as some kind of punishment or bargaining tactic.
     
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    oh snap!

    Guess you have to give it up Poety.... :love:
     
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    This thread reinforces the notion that psychiatrists are a weird breed.
     
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    Job security is all I read.
     
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    There's a lot of Star Wars references in this forum (many my own). Goes to show, eh? :thumbup:

    Norto's fantasies of wanting to believe he's MPD, when in fact he is not.
     
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    We're no more weird than the pathology folks...
    :hardy:
    Right?
    *crickets*

    hmmm....

    Meditate on this, I will.
     
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    I know you're my father, I talk to you all the time in my head, and you talk back - you tell me all your secrets, Hi Daddy :scared:
     
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    'sazi, we ran out of jello and pudding, so poety and i will wrestle in restraint renewal order forms for you in the ::cue trumpet fanfare here:: CAGE MATCH.
     
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    I'm gunna win :D :horns:

    edit: and i love the pathology forum, those are a cool bunch o cats in there :cool:
     
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    ow! paper cuts are grounds for disqualifiation! :mad:
     
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    It must be the holiday "spirits."
     
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    That was my alternate personality cutting you like I cut myself ok? Paper cut my arse! :smuggrin:
     
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    Hmmm...
    I'll modify the above to make it more 'interesting.'

    Revised version now reads:
    That's better.
     
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    You being on here as much as us reinforces that you are just as weird :eek:
     
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    Told ya it'd be more interesting.
    ;)
     
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    :laugh:
     
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