Confessions

[Harbster]

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I confess that when I rip an angry fart while I'm under the blanket, I slide the blanket over my head and take a big whiff...I really enjoy it too, the silent ones being my favorite! 😱

 

[b&ierstiefel]

sicko...inflicting the dutch oven on your partner might be funny but doing that to yourself is just plain wrong.

 

[b&ierstiefel]

did you go out drinkin' again tonight? am i to take it that you really open up when you get blitzed?

 

[Harbster]

did you go out drinkin' again tonight? am i to take it that you really open up when you get blitzed?

Thanks for being so understanding, bro.... 😳

 

[b&ierstiefel]

Thanks for being so understanding, bro.... 😳

no problem dude, what are friends for?

 

[Harbster]

I confess that I pick my nose when no one is looking...and I enjoy taking a good look at my prize (the bigger, the better I feel) before I roll it into a miniture basketball...then I flick it in any random place or distance. The ones resembling a miniture comet are the annoying ones since the gooey tail always sends the f*cker slapping back into my finger....then it becomes a big ol' mess...at this point I've been busted (usually while I'm waiting at the red light) 😱

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I look in the toilet after I crap. Every time!

 

[Harbster]

I look in the toilet after I crap. Every time!

I do that all the time....

The longer without any breakage is an achievement! I had one, literally, crawl almost out the toilet the other day...I walked outta the bathroom feeling like a real f*cking man!

Cheers to a big ol' log

 

[b&ierstiefel]

I do that all the time....

The longer without any breakage is an achievement! I had one, literally, crawl almost out the toilet the other day...I walked outta the bathroom feeling like a real f*cking man!

...and having forgotten to wipe his ass, Harbster walked around all day thinking, "something smells kinda funny."