MrBoxy,
You frequently bashed the cold weather of Iowa. So I now offer the other side of the coin...
With cold weather and snow you can enjoy many things. A simple one hour outing with a garbage can lid and a hill and you have instant sledding fun. Or your walking back from class and the elementary kids pelt you perfectly with a nice powdery snow ball right in the back. So you join in and show 'em what a real fight is all about. You get the joy of feeling like a kid again. You can build things with the snow, or make snow angels. The extreme quiet of a softly falling snow storm is a sensation like no other, almost poetic in its silence. White Christmas, need I say more? Christmas tunes are that much more enjoyable with cold and snow. Warm beverages like hot chocolate, tea, and coffee just taste better when it's cold out. Snuggling with a SO is more enjoyable when you are keeping each other warm. Empty parking lot with fresh snow and a truck = FUN (you fish tail and slide all over the place). During the winter people are just friendlier for some reason. Ever play football or other sports in the snow? Now that's fun! You can enjoy a fire during the cold. Ever try sitting in front of the fire in the tropics? It's pointless and makes you sweat. Deer hunting has its perks in the snow, but 70 degree weather in florida means you have to process your meat immediately without letting it hang. Ice fishing --> friends + Beverages + plus a stick/line/shiny hook = one heck of a good time. Mom's quilt and a good book, you can't do that in the deathly heat. Less worries of poisonous critters, less risk of malaria and other horrible parasites. If your light skinned, your less likely to be uncovered and indoors a bit more, so I keep from burning since I only have two conditions burnt and unburnt (no tanning intermediate...thanks mom and dad). Swimming in the waters in a northern climate during the summer mean less animals to kill you - for instance no snakes, no aligators, no sharks - just friendly fresh water. If Iowa is like the time i've spent in minnesota, bring on the fish fry baby, FISH FRY! Big meat sale at the grocery store, no room in the freezer, no worries, buy it and stash your meat in the snow bank outside. I'm not sure but it might be possible some times to see the northern lights from Iowa - those always make you feel like a little kid in awe. And yes, for the guys, I will say it, how can you not like to write your name in the snow?!?? So incredibly childish, but so incredibly joyful. So in summary for all you snow/cold haters out there I say you don't know what your missing. Bring on the cold and keep your relentless heat!