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I see more constipation in the ER than I can believe. Apparently, after you reach the age of 60, and particularly if you are male, you are required to devote several hours per day to pondering your bowels. At some point you also will suddenly decide it's perfectly reasonable to CALL 911 AND HAVE AN AMBULANCE COME CODE 3 TO YOUR DOOR because you are constipated. I frequently ask them "When the 911 operator answered and asked 'What's your EMERGENCY?' and you said 'I'm constipated.' didn't that seem at least a little odd?"
Anyway, aside from my rant, I want to bring up treatment of constipation in the ED. I generally do a rectal, heme test, manual disimpaction and 2 fleets up the kazoo on my first pass. If they're heme -, benign belly and poop after the enemas home they go. If that doesn't work a real enema with an enema bag and a special recipe will work but I usually can't find an enema bag or a nurse willing to do it. What do you guys do?
Anyway, aside from my rant, I want to bring up treatment of constipation in the ED. I generally do a rectal, heme test, manual disimpaction and 2 fleets up the kazoo on my first pass. If they're heme -, benign belly and poop after the enemas home they go. If that doesn't work a real enema with an enema bag and a special recipe will work but I usually can't find an enema bag or a nurse willing to do it. What do you guys do?