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this conversation reminds me of an infamous consult I heard the other day:
Pediatrics resident in the ER: "Hi, this is Dr X with peds, we have a 2 y/o child here in the ER, he was riding w/ his dad on an ATV that flipped over. His CT scan shows a small intracranial hemorrhage, no skull fracture, but he's got significant hydrocephalus"
Neurosurgery resident: "Whats the clinical question?"
Pediatrics resident: "Uhh, with his CT showing hydrocephalus and his deteriorating mental status...."
Neurosurgery resident: "I'll ask you again, WHATS the clinical question?"
Pediatrics resident: "We need your assistance with possible surgical intervention for his hydrocephalus"
Neurosurgery resident: "So what do you want us to do, whats the question?"
Peds resident: "THE ****ING QUESTION IS ARE YOU GOING TO COME DOWN HERE AND PUT A EVD (external ventricular drain) IN THIS KID OR DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT?"
I guess I'm missing the point here -- who are you saying is wrong? The peds guy really should have lead off with " we have a pediatric patient status post MVC with hydrocephalus and changing mental status, can you evaluate for ventriculostomy?" and the conversation would have been over. It's the dancing around the reason for the consult that's the time waster here.
