Corny Chemistry Joke

[CaliCPhT]

Someone told me this joke the other day, and it's corny but I had to laugh...

An atom walks into a police station and says,
"One of my electrons has been stolen!"
The officer replies, "Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"



Feel free to post others! 😛

 

[fenixtnlfan]

lol...that's a classic and doesn't get old.

 

[SCCpharm]

Baby, I know my chemistry, and you've got one significant figure!!

 

[airen]

Here's one:

Are you a bunsen burner because you're burning me up!

And another:

I'm periodically checking out your elements