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Anybody got some great cluster f*** sign outs lately? Man...when I was in residency, we got reamed if we were to even think about signing out someone needing a lac repaired, pelvic exam done, LP, central line, etc.. and I just consider it ridiculously poor form for an attending (or resident for that matter) to sign out these types of patients. For starters, you never forget it and it forever colors my perception of that person. I just can't shake it. I forever think of them as Dr. Sh*tty sign outs.
Case in point: I was doing a shift a few years ago at our sister hospital and one of the long timers there, who has a good reputation I've heard, signed out an "ACS r/o". It went something like this.....
"Dr. Groove! Glad you're here buddy! I'm Dr. Sh*tty Sign Out and I've got this 65y/o male in bed 8 who came in with CP. Lots of risk factors, EKG looks ok but story is kind of suspicious, just getting started on him really and planned to wait for everything to come back and then admit for obs. Anyway, the chart is yours....thanks buddy!"
He proceeds to get his bag, pack up his stuff and as he walks by with a scarf thrown around his neck he goes "Ohbythewaytherewassomeproblemwithafoleyithink?!?! Blood on the penis...don't think it's anything...anywayjustthoughtyoushouldknow..cya man!" And off he runs through the ambulance bay doors, scarf trailing behind him.
I walk into the room and no exaggeration, there's a frail 65 y/o guy lying on a gurney in a pool of blood with blood spurting out the end of his penis all over the place. Long story short, some ***** blows the foley balloon halfway up his d*ck and completely transects the urethra and ruptures his prostatic bed. I spent forever on this guy, ended up having to bring in a urologist who was a complete a**hole on the phone and finally had to come in to take this guy to the OR for foley placement under cystoscope. Nurse tells me later on that she had told the previous doc about everything but he decides to plop that poop sandwich in my lap instead.
Those cases are so aggravating! Anybody else get these from time to time?
Case in point: I was doing a shift a few years ago at our sister hospital and one of the long timers there, who has a good reputation I've heard, signed out an "ACS r/o". It went something like this.....
"Dr. Groove! Glad you're here buddy! I'm Dr. Sh*tty Sign Out and I've got this 65y/o male in bed 8 who came in with CP. Lots of risk factors, EKG looks ok but story is kind of suspicious, just getting started on him really and planned to wait for everything to come back and then admit for obs. Anyway, the chart is yours....thanks buddy!"
He proceeds to get his bag, pack up his stuff and as he walks by with a scarf thrown around his neck he goes "Ohbythewaytherewassomeproblemwithafoleyithink?!?! Blood on the penis...don't think it's anything...anywayjustthoughtyoushouldknow..cya man!" And off he runs through the ambulance bay doors, scarf trailing behind him.
I walk into the room and no exaggeration, there's a frail 65 y/o guy lying on a gurney in a pool of blood with blood spurting out the end of his penis all over the place. Long story short, some ***** blows the foley balloon halfway up his d*ck and completely transects the urethra and ruptures his prostatic bed. I spent forever on this guy, ended up having to bring in a urologist who was a complete a**hole on the phone and finally had to come in to take this guy to the OR for foley placement under cystoscope. Nurse tells me later on that she had told the previous doc about everything but he decides to plop that poop sandwich in my lap instead.
Those cases are so aggravating! Anybody else get these from time to time?