Creepy Craigslist doctor....why playing the doc card is never enough

[yearn4ivy]

I'm between 😱

Dr. Chynn is a gunner for sure:
But he apparently could not use standard punctuation like say a comma.

Emil William Chynn, MD, MBA
Dartmouth + Columbia + Harvard + Emory + NYU-trained
1st LASIK surgeon in NYC to have LASIK himself (in '99)
Only pure refractive surgeon in NYC who exclusively performs No-Cut/Flap LASEK!
15,000+ cases - 100% Legal To Drive!

In an angry email about Dr. Sackler's decreipt property

Throughout the email, Chynn takes many more digs at Sackler's dirty drug money:

e. as we both know, Kathe Sackler, MD, although she is an heir to a billion-dollar fortune by the founder of the drug company that makes a BILLION dollars in sales EVERY YEAR on oxy-contin (you know, the company that allegedly fabricated internal documents showing that Oxy was indeed addictive, but they hid this and marketed as non-addictive, so now it's probably the #1 prescription drug that is abused by people addicted to a prescription pain killer, and that they might have to pay a huge fine to FDA—but who cares about that, right?)​

DAMN!

Then comes the creepy:

because i'm a single guy i am also chronically malnourished, so part of this deal is i always get to eat your leftovers (i am not picky at all), but you never have to cook for me specially, just stick your leftovers every day or so in the office fridge upstairs for me, or i skip meals bc busy and lose weight!🙁

Ewwww! I'm a mild germophobe and that is just gross

He is also glaringly nouveau riche:

4. during most weekends you will be OFF. but some weekends, like when i am going away to open or close my ski house, my beach house, or my other beach house, you will have to accompany me and assist with the opening/closing/cleaning

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[samuraiR]

Im confused, that Dr. Chynn is def. creepy, but whats wrong with the other guy? A lot of people have websites that talk about themselves, just because he is a physician as well makes him a tool? 🙄

 

[searun]

Hershey, please, escape while you can, please. I will even wait outside the door of your apartment house with a baseball bat, and beat off the rats that are bigger than cats, Dude, you have to trust somebody, sure, I did not pay for an ice sculpture in your image, but, seriously, you need to be a real dog, so escape now, the window of opportunity is closing, I feel like you are that guy on Shutter Island, you are going crazy, you want to get off the island, and nobody will help you, Hershey, please, do it now, before it is too late.

I don't want to read about you in the New York society pages, Hershey, he got a lobotomy. An ice pick through the eye. You are a good dog. You deserve better.

 

[tkim]

speaking of toolish docs:

http://www.erbook.net/kevinpez.htm

 

[fastfingers]

you guys are just jealous this doc is the man and you guys aren't

 

[Hoody]

Obviously there are flaws in the med school interview process that need to be corrected if this guy slipped through the cracks.

Perhaps LizzyM and her adcom friends would consider taking LORs from people who actually know you as a person versus insisting on regurgitated LORs that come from science professors and such who hardly know you at all other than that you aced their class (which is already obvious from your transcripts). No sarcasm. The med school admission process is effed in the a...

 

[schrizto]

LOL this is awesome!

The second part of his craigslist ad he kind of shifts though... going from capitalizing and using full sentences to not capitalizing and rambling.

 

[schrizto]

I just realized why the second part of his craigslist ad sounds so familiar. He writes and talks like SDN's bannie22.

 

[Hoody]

Dr. Chynn does have some good points in his email. I will agree that Kathy Sackler is worse than Wal-Mart.


And schritzo needs to get over her obvious obsession with Bannie and TennisBall boy.

 

[schrizto]

And schritzo needs to get over her obvious obsession with Bannie and TennisBall boy.

Nice try, but I don't think I've mentioned these two often enough to describe it as an obsession.

 

[tiedyeddog]

speaking of toolish docs:

http://www.erbook.net/kevinpez.htm

Dude, what the hell!? Did anyone look at this ****? He is an ER doc who wrote a book on sex, apparently.... wtf??? Most of his inventions are really pointless....

 

[JoshUNCW]

Dude, what the hell!? Did anyone look at this ****? He is an ER doc who wrote a book on sex, apparently.... wtf??? Most of his inventions are really pointless....

This is one of his inventions...

"
Amy Alert
I used to work the night shift in the ER, which necessitated sleeping during the day. Although it broke my heart to miss all those important offers from telemarketers, I'd turn my phone off before going to bed so my sleep would not be interrupted. Just one problem: Amy, who was my girlfriend at the time, wanted a way to reach me in case of an emergency during the day. I can't recall exactly why she wanted to do that (we weren't married, had no kids, and she didn't even seem very fond of me), but I was so enamored with Amy that when she said jump, I'd ask "How high?" Hence, I whipped out my soldering iron and went to work. The Amy Alert had two main parts: a device that differentiated calls from her, which then sent a coded radio signal to a receiver under my bed. The radio signal was decoded, triggering a loud alarm. I spent many hours making this system, and to the best of my recollection, it was never used except for a test run."


What a f'ing tool lol.

 

[Morsetlis]

Why are all the crazy ones asian? 🙁

Smart people are crazy.

;p

 

[ronaldo23]

speaking of toolish docs:

http://www.erbook.net/kevinpez.htm

ROFL ...this guy is absurd. He had me laughing for minutes. I question whether he is serious on any level though as his whole site seems to be an elaborate joke. Is this dude well known in the EM community?

Some tidbits...

"[FONT=Arial, Helvetica]His brother has called him "the absent-minded Professor," a characterization that is not without merit. For example, while a college student at Michigan State University, he once went into the wrong room to take a final exam. Even though he was not enrolled in the class, he scored 147 out of 150, easily the highest score achieved by any of the hundreds of students taking the test. As a sophomore in college, he decided that his future was in the CIA, not medicine, so he skipped most of organic chemistry. Three days before the final, he changed his mind, crammed, and received a 4.0 for the course. In spite of seriously misjudging the optimal strategy for taking the Medical College Admissions Test (MCAT), he scored astronomically. A government official once claimed that Dr. Pezzi achieved the highest score ever attained on an IQ test administered nationwide"

and ".Like many medical school applicants, I felt some anticipatory anxiety over the admissions interview, which is fabled to be stressful. Instead of grilling me with tough questions, my interviewer examined my record, then looked at me and said, "We're obviously going to accept you." I graduated in the top 1% of my class in medical school, and was such a shoo-in for an ER residency position (the most coveted residency at that time) that I was offered an under-the-table deal because they wanted to ensure that no other hospital lured me away. The director of my residency program once commented that I was the smartest resident they ever had, and one of my former bosses told me that I was the smartest doctor he ever met.

 

[XRanger]

hahaha ken jeong definitely fit the role for him.

 

[bannie22]

i have no idea why this is as crazy as all you insane sdners make it out to be.

 

[bannie22]

I just realized why the second part of his craigslist ad sounds so familiar. He writes and talks like SDN's bannie22.

Dr. Chynn does have some good points in his email. I will agree that Kathy Sackler is worse than Wal-Mart.


And schritzo needs to get over her obvious obsession with Bannie and TennisBall boy.

you missed me didnt you.

I hope your TA hasnt been hitting on you anymore =)
The sweaty immigrant... ya know 😉

 

[MedicalP]

It's a pretty good deal.

 

[tennisball80]

Damn, I need to talk to Dr. Chen or Chin or What the hell his name is to learn how to be the most creepy doctor.

I have lost the most creepy war. 🙁

Anyone should invite him to SDN?

 

[AlanAlanine]

Haha also, at the risk of sounding ignorant..LASEK? Is that the new, improved form of LASIK that he performs? Or is this just his 'genius' at work?

http://www.the-lasik-directory.com/article_lasik_lasek.html