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I know this has been posted and reposted many times, but they are all over the place so whatever. Just wanted to add a few more I made up and haven't seen on the threads yet, feel free to add to this. Warning: Some are inappropriate.
Direction of Light in Eye
Come = Cornea
People = Pupil (via Iris control)
Lets = Lens
Read = Retina
Old = Optic Nerve
Books = Brain
Electromagnetic Waves
Run = Radio --> (High Wavelength + Low Energy = b/c Mary is tired from running)
Mary = Microwave
Its = IR
Vile = Visible
Ugly = UV
X-rated = X-Ray
Guy = Gamma
Cocks = Cosmic --> (High Frequency + High Energy = b/c if Mary gets caught, she will be pounded hard/energy and repeatedly/frequently)
Layers of Skin from Top to Bottom (S. = Stratum)
Come = S. Corneum = Keratinized
Lick = S. Lucidum = Clear/not easily visible --> think 'Lucid'
Grandma's = S. Granulosum = Keratohyalin Granules
Slimy = S. Spinosum = Spiny appearance due to Desmosomes
Balls = S. Basale = Basement layer + Stem Cells
ADH
Always Digging Holes
(Creates pores in collecting duct + Distal Convoluted Tubule --> Increase Permeability to Water --> Increase Reabsorption of Water --> Retain/Increase Blood Volume --> Increase Blood Pressure)
Direction of Light in Eye
Come = Cornea
People = Pupil (via Iris control)
Lets = Lens
Read = Retina
Old = Optic Nerve
Books = Brain
Electromagnetic Waves
Run = Radio --> (High Wavelength + Low Energy = b/c Mary is tired from running)
Mary = Microwave
Its = IR
Vile = Visible
Ugly = UV
X-rated = X-Ray
Guy = Gamma
Cocks = Cosmic --> (High Frequency + High Energy = b/c if Mary gets caught, she will be pounded hard/energy and repeatedly/frequently)
Layers of Skin from Top to Bottom (S. = Stratum)
Come = S. Corneum = Keratinized
Lick = S. Lucidum = Clear/not easily visible --> think 'Lucid'
Grandma's = S. Granulosum = Keratohyalin Granules
Slimy = S. Spinosum = Spiny appearance due to Desmosomes
Balls = S. Basale = Basement layer + Stem Cells
ADH
Always Digging Holes
(Creates pores in collecting duct + Distal Convoluted Tubule --> Increase Permeability to Water --> Increase Reabsorption of Water --> Retain/Increase Blood Volume --> Increase Blood Pressure)