Day in the life of EM attending (article)

[Dr. Dukes]

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Crap, this man needs a surgeon STAT!

Actually, it looks like he's already seen one (the sutures and bandaid and all)...

 

[FutureeMD]

you guys are really humorous. It's good to see laid back physicians every now and then. You guys should print your cash and go relax on your beach house after your splendid 8 hour shifts....You've all earned it!!!!

 

[hyperbaric]

Yea, if the crap hits the fan or if I really want to consult a genius in the hospital, I call surgery. I'm talking surgeons are like Gods. They really know everything there is to know about medicine. They even know the history of medicine very well!

No one knows the history of medicine like Tom Cruise!!

Oh nevermind - it is the history of psychiatry that he knows so well.

 

[SolisR]

Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet
I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come out the closet?
Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun!
Tell my why Tom Cruise in the closet or else I'm gonna shoot someone!

 

[EctopicFetus]

Holla. So Barry got bumped. Hmm seeing as how it is easy to just create a new name I dont know that this matters. Anyways back to the yacht, models, and stacks of cash.

Oh yes nurse.. just check that box too, the real docs may need it.