DDS to PharmD

[ZpackSux]

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One of my staff pharmacists dropped out of Dental School and became a pharmacist... but she married a dentist..

She only wants to work 2 days a week and no more.. to get benefits.

She doesn't subscribe to our dental plan tho.. I've been trying to figure that one out.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

She doesn't subscribe to our dental plan tho.. I've been trying to figure that one out.

I would. If I'm her, I'd come up with all sort of wacky dental procedures for my husband to perform on me. That's free insurance money!!!

Seriously, dude, just get rid of all the part-timers. Just have management dissolve the pharmacy department, start a subsidiary company, and contract pharmacy duties to the new entity. Then you can hire a new dept. filled with people that actually want a job and nobody can sue you for wrongful termination.

 

[ZpackSux]

And while I dissolve the deparment..and fire and hire 30+ people.. who's going to take care of our patients in the hospital??

 

[WVUPharm2007]

Build an army of robots that can do everything a pharmacist can do.

Not all of my ideas are good, but I sure do have a lot of ideas. Like the time I invented the toilet whose seat never stays up.

 

[ZpackSux]

we actually have a robot that barcodes, unitdoses, and fills.... thank god it doesn't have kids and wanna be a stay home robot..

 

[WVUPharm2007]

Oh, God. I'm scared. You ever see that movie AI? You know, the whole deal with what would happen if robots became self-conscious? Dude, I'm going to be so pissed off if I wake up some morning and my toaster is gone because it found a better job.

 

[ZpackSux]

Oh, God. I'm scared. You ever see that movie AI? You know, the whole deal with what would happen if robots became self-conscious? Dude, I'm going to be so pissed off if I wake up some morning and my toaster is gone because it found a better job.

That's why we didn't give him legs.. or wheels.

 

[WVUPharm2007]

That's why we didn't give him legs.. or wheels.

!!!!! That's it! Hire sterile quadriplegics!!!! BAM! I figured out your problem. Do I get a finder's fee? Put an ad in Pharmacyweek:

Don't have arms? Legs? Can't have children? We want YOU for a unique career opportunity in gorgeous central Texas!! Competitve compensation with excellent benefits available.

 

[ZpackSux]

!!!!! That's it! Hire sterile quadriplegics!!!! BAM! I figured out your problem. Do I get a finder's fee? Put an ad in Pharmacyweek:

Don't have arms? Legs? Can't have children? We want YOU for a unique career opportunity in gorgeous central Texas!! Competitve compensation with excellent benefits available.

Okay.. that's quite funny.