Ok, ok...the fogginess due to the chronic has disappeared and my vision seems to be more clear 🙂
The Dean is your father...wait, no, that can't be it...You lost a bet with the dean since you proclaimed that UCI does have a football team, and much to your dismay...wait, no, that's not it either...The Dean sent a lunch invitation to the wrong email address...hmmm, possibly the case...no wait, I think I've got it...You sent the dean an email proclaiming that you plan on making a large donation to the medical school, and would like him to consider your proposal over a casual dining affair located at the Doubletree Inn...I'm not sure about that scenario either...apparently The Chronic is still up in smoke...
While you are at the Doubletree, you should stop by my office on Chapman Ave...I am on the opposite side of the freeway...and I baked a humongous cookie with "plickfu is the coolest" written on it using chocoalte frosting!