Dental school haiku
Started by aphistis
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redicon1 said:
5, 7, 5, people. Let's keep it true to form. 🙂
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Coagulation
The cascade causes me pain
Memorizing it.
The cascade causes me pain
Memorizing it.
People, haiku ain't haiku unless you follow these simple rules:
five syllables first
seven in the second line
finish with five more.
PS. and if my memory of 8th grade English class serves me well, it should describe an event in nature (so we'll stretch that rule a little considering the dental theme). 😉 🙂 🙂
PSS. I obviously have way too much time on my hands.... 🙄
five syllables first
seven in the second line
finish with five more.
PS. and if my memory of 8th grade English class serves me well, it should describe an event in nature (so we'll stretch that rule a little considering the dental theme). 😉 🙂 🙂
PSS. I obviously have way too much time on my hands.... 🙄
My poor assumption,swiminh2o said:
"Everyone knows haiku rules!"
Reaps harvest of pain.
Denture custom trays
First lab project of the year
Off to a good start
First lab project of the year
Off to a good start
aphistis said:
Offtopic, but don't forget the mnemonic "1972 WEPT".
1972 are the factors that are Vitamin-K dependent: 10, 9, 7, and 2.
WEPT stands for Warfarin, extrinsic, and Prothrombin Time used to test it (therefore, you know that the intrinsic pathway is tested by PTT).
Sifting through old threads,
This one died prematurely.
Haikus, por favor?
This one died prematurely.
Haikus, por favor?
Those Lil' Strips
by Bus
Colgate has breath strips.
Ones that are small, white, and squared.
They make me happy.
by Bus
Colgate has breath strips.
Ones that are small, white, and squared.
They make me happy.
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Who Else?
by Bus
Colgate is the best,
There is no competition.
Who else has breath strips?
by Bus
Colgate is the best,
There is no competition.
Who else has breath strips?
The Mighty Paste
by Bus
When my breath is foul,
I turn to the mighty paste.
"Colgate" is its name.
by Bus
When my breath is foul,
I turn to the mighty paste.
"Colgate" is its name.
Where Art Thou Strips?
by Bus
O' where art thou strips,
When foul breath is in my mouth?
Help or I will faint.
by Bus
O' where art thou strips,
When foul breath is in my mouth?
Help or I will faint.
Die Hard
by Bus
Breath strips are the bomb,
Especially on garlic.
Die garlic, die hard!
by Bus
Breath strips are the bomb,
Especially on garlic.
Die garlic, die hard!
Halitosis
by Bus
Halitosis, ouch!
That is what bad breath is called.
Thank god for my strips.
by Bus
Halitosis, ouch!
That is what bad breath is called.
Thank god for my strips.
Year three: clinic time;
Thought last two years were bad, but
Wish I could go back.
Demanding patients,
Pros, endo, perio, ops,
Now thinking law school!
Must keep my chin up,
"Attitude is everything"
Come quickly, May next!
Thought last two years were bad, but
Wish I could go back.
Demanding patients,
Pros, endo, perio, ops,
Now thinking law school!
Must keep my chin up,
"Attitude is everything"
Come quickly, May next!
Okay, I'm on a roll now!
Laptops -- PC, Mac,
Gain knowledge in classrooms and
Hone Minesweeper skills.
Implant company,
Why do you aim to confuse
With new names yearly?
Laptops -- PC, Mac,
Gain knowledge in classrooms and
Hone Minesweeper skills.
Implant company,
Why do you aim to confuse
With new names yearly?
This is more like it!
Exquisitely nerdy? Sure,
But fun all the same.
Minesweeper in class,
Venerated tradition.
But I prefer Hearts.
Exquisitely nerdy? Sure,
But fun all the same.
Minesweeper in class,
Venerated tradition.
But I prefer Hearts.
First interview's done,
now the second guessing starts,
I should have said that...
now the second guessing starts,
I should have said that...
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Periodontist
@$$ backward voohdoo dentist
think they are surgeons 😀
@$$ backward voohdoo dentist
think they are surgeons 😀
Bifid Uvula said:
Want to cure perio?
Just take out the teeth!
Its that freaking easy!
Just take out the teeth!
Its that freaking easy!
The gum gardening
Is a dying specialty
Just like their patients 😉
Is a dying specialty
Just like their patients 😉
From a patient's perspective:
He wanted more cash
But I already smoked it
Bullet in face hurts.
He wanted more cash
But I already smoked it
Bullet in face hurts.
National Guard days
Alarm goes off way too soon
No rest for wicked
"Weekend warrior"
Sounds better on commercials
Than at 5 AM
Alarm goes off way too soon
No rest for wicked
"Weekend warrior"
Sounds better on commercials
Than at 5 AM
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Here's mine from an orthowannabe. BTW, I like toofache's. That's funny.
Applications suck.
Why do I want to bend wires?
Keeping fingers crossed.
Applications suck.
Why do I want to bend wires?
Keeping fingers crossed.
Some guys play cards, but
Unreal Tournament is best
Blow off limbs in class.
First amalgam case
Only a PAR, yet
Still took me two hours!
Unreal Tournament is best
Blow off limbs in class.
First amalgam case
Only a PAR, yet
Still took me two hours!
