I'd fill claravis from a dds, but only if the patient donated to the hurricane harvey relief fund at point of sale.
LOL.
I once had a specialist surgeon from California try to call in scripts for Absorica for his kids.
I ask if he registered them etc... And he had no idea what I was talking about.
I have him the Cliffs Notes ™ and he, no joke, says, "I don't have time for that. Sign me up, and fill the prescriptions."
He then hung up.
I Michael Jordan tongue out dunk'd the scripts into the shred bin, and walked away.
A couple weeks later, I found out the brats showed up when a floater was there and threw a fit that the meds weren't ready. Told store manager the law was the law and to eat ****.
Over the next month, ***** Dad, MD calls back about 5 times trying to figure it out.
I then ask how the hell he did the testing and he tells me to mind my own business.
Eventually he does, and gets them set up.
However, I happened to Google him and call his office to ask a relevant question.
His nurse says, "what? Dr. ***** has been overseas for the last month and won't be back for 2 more months."
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