DMU '08 Super Geniuses... Self proclaimed and otherwise hearalded

[Thousandth]

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I would just like to say that.... I am the FIRST self proclaimed SUPER Genius of the 2008 class!!!!! ALL WILL BOW IN FEAR BEFORE ME, YOU SHALL ALL BE SUBJUGATED BY MY SUPER MONKEY MINONS!!! or not..

Just wanted ya'll to know.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

before you get situated with your pseudo position of supremacy, crem...lucky...get the lube....this kid's got to earn his spot......just like we did.

dmak

 

[cremaster2007]

Yes, I believe that you have to grab the ankles like I did before posting a site self-proclaiming yourself as a super genius. And incase you want to make it easier on yourself you should eat some wheat grain that ought to keep you nice self-lubed up down there. Have a good week of orientation.

 

[Thousandth]

Umm yeah.. I think I'm already getting it without lube from orientation!

 

[cremaster2007]

that's actually what you will enjoy the most first year.......

 

[Thousandth]

Damn.. I thought it would all be just like pre-orientation week!

 

[cremaster2007]

Thousandth you need to get more fun people in your class, or the dpm's to sign up for this so we can get a good base of what everyone is going through. I know we only have 4 or 5 people, and it took us roughly two years to get that, but I have faith my friend.

 

[Thousandth]

I agree.. I think there are just scared by my MASSIVE intelect. 😎

 

[cremaster2007]

Your massive something that's for sure!

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Your massive something that's for sure!

Did somebody call my penis.........oh.......nevermind. You were talking about the 2008s.

d ma.....ssive......k


Time to start up the PEN15 club.....good pens.

 

[cremaster2007]

How do we apply for this club??? Is Luckystar VP or President??? If there are dues count me out.

 

[luckystar]

You know what the "dues" are...bring kneepads or live dangerously and risk inflamed bursae...

 

[Thousandth]

Kneepads? ! Damn I was told it was lube?!! I think we should elect Lucky the Master of the club 😀

 

[Thousandth]

i had a thought, Does anyone but us read this stuff anyway? If so ..WOW...

 

[cremaster2007]

Lucky was the first person I've ever seen with housemaid's knee and clergymen's knee! And I don't think so why would anyone want to know what dmu students are doing?

 

[luckystar]

Lucky was the first person I've ever seen with housemaid's knee and clergymen's knee! And I don't think so why would anyone want to know what dmu students are doing?

And a Baker's cyst too, with pigmented villonodular synovitis on top of it. It was hard work, but damn, it was worth it.

AVP on Monday maybe? After all this crazy cardio pharm stuff?

 

[cremaster2007]

Yeah AvP should be ok monday. Since we helped V move today she is making dinner, and I kinda want in on that because everything she owned was a million pounds and I feel like I got my arse kicked by a huge hungarian named "tiny". k time to eat.............then back to pharm🙁

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Yeah AvP should be ok monday. Since we helped V move today she is making dinner, and I kinda want in on that because everything she owned was a million pounds and I feel like I got my arse kicked by a huge hungarian named "tiny". k time to eat.............then back to pharm🙁

I'm definately in on dinner by V. My hands keep reverting back to a constant state of gripping. Makes masturbating and writing a bit easier but it's killing my piano playing.

dmak

 

[luckystar]

Awwwwwww. I missed out on moving. Sucks to be me somedays.

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Awwwwwww. I missed out on moving. Sucks to be me somedays.

Awwww.....I hope one day you get a really heavy object as a gift......besides me......and you have to move it on your own. And then I hope you get testicular torsion.....just thinking about that makes mine scuttle up inside like it's cold.....FLEE......FLEE FROM THE COLD MY CHILDREN....done again.

dm
ak

 

[cremaster2007]

yes lucky, I can't wait till you have to move your 1,000 lb victorian style bed.............oh wait that's just V like the rest of her stuff. Honestly my forearms are hurt and we know how much that must have taken cause my forearms are in excellent shape. She must have had a weight requirement on all her stuff to be over 500 lbs.

 

[Thousandth]

Ya know this thread has been hijacked by '07 SG's...but I guess thats cool or I'd just be talking to myself.

 

[sether52do]

Seriously, what's up with that? Of course they hijacked the DMU-COMS 2008 thread as well. If you give some people an inch, they'll take a mile........ 🙄

 

[DMAKSIMOVIC]

Seriously, what's up with that? Of course they hijacked the DMU-COMS 2008 thread as well. If you give some people an inch, they'll take a mile........ 🙄

Spread the word to your classmates. We're just recruiting more 007's.....strength in numbers.

dmak

 

[RasputinDO]

I don't see too many "new" people on here.....just a bunch of repressed sexual energy coming out in some intersting places....with some interesting objects too

 

[sether52do]

As if we need any more diversions, I have just learned today that the Great Britian AOL IM site still has it for WinCE free of charge.

Get it here:

http://www.aol.co.uk/aim/wince/index.html

It says it works for HP Jornada and the IPAQ so I'm assuming it may work for our time wasters, I mean handhelds.

 

[cremaster2007]

Hey its not our fault that your class doesn't like typing on here....from what I've seen they are mostly crazy gunners who study study study study.............Pocketpc's are the greatest invention when it comes to time wasting!

 

[Thousandth]

Yeah well people just aren't as cool as the rest of us! They think it's all about the grades..uggh! maybe I should remove meyself from this thread after todays test! 😡

 

[cremaster2007]

Yeah well people just aren't as cool as the rest of us! They think it's all about the grades..uggh! maybe I should remove meyself from this thread after todays test! 😡

Grades aren't what makes you a self-proclaimed super genius.......as long as you think you are smart and pass you are up there my book......there are a lot of people in my class who signed up to volunteer to tutor. Feel free to look one of us up if you think you need it, my guess is you just need to adjust to the teachers and learn what works best for you study wise.

 

[Creamfly]

There was a test today???? 😕

 

[sether52do]

There was a test today???? 😕

...funny guy. Go back to playing with your stethoscope. 🙂

 

[Thousandth]

we get to play with stehascopes? I thought those were just expensive toys for EMT's.... 😀

 

[cremaster2007]

don't put the horse before the cart, you don't get to play with stethoscopes until second semester, that way they can weed out the week ones before they start to feel like doctors.

 

[Thousandth]

don't put the horse before the cart, you don't get to play with stethoscopes until second semester, that way they can weed out the week ones before they start to feel like doctors.

Hey now..you know what they call the person who graduates last in medschoool right?!

Thats right..slacker, *****, fool, oh and doctor..hehehe so either way I AM gettting to play with my stethoscope!

 

[Creamfly]

What is the criteria for the "weeding out" process? The proper way or the most creative way to use a stethoscope.

 

[Thousandth]

What is the criteria for the "weeding out" process? The proper way or the most creative way to use a stethoscope.

The weeding out occurs prior to stethoscope acquistion... consider your post on your record.. 😱

 

[cremaster2007]

The weeding out process starts with anatomy if you can handle the smell and memorize the most words ever in short amount of time you pass on to try and do the same thing with physiology (minus the smell). If you pass both of those then its smooth sailing except for the a** pounding you get at the start of 2nd year with the most drugs (most of which aren't used anymore) in Pharm II. Good luck!