hah. just the way you put that made me laugh. i dont think that will have any impact on your admission.
yah your stats are decent, you definitely have a chance at some private schools (ones that come to mind are USC, NYU, case, temple) and depending on what state youre in, maybe state schools too.
youre right around average to a little above average in both DAT and GPA.
I don't think dental schools care that much about your race/ethnicity as long as you are not an underrepresented minority. Your stats are solid and if you apply broadly, you should get into several schools.